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Topic: CRYPTSY stopping withdraw locking accounts without notifying users! Class Action - page 407. (Read 1007090 times)

vip
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Is it against the law for a company personnel to publicly address some support ticket issues but ban other users on the company's chat channel seeking similar assistance? Or should I simply keep my mouth shut and return to Ginny's porn videos?

Pretty soon, the Cryptsy trollbox will look more like a Stepford Wives' kiki.

I wonder how far Sandy Hook is from Stepford. Hmmmmmmm!
legendary
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Is it against the law for a company personnel to publicly address some support ticket issues but ban other users on the company's chat channel seeking similar assistance? Or should I simply keep my mouth shut and return to Ginny's porn videos?

Pretty soon, the Cryptsy trollbox will look more like a Stepford Wives' kiki.
vip
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Is it against the law for a company personnel to publicly address some support ticket issues but ban other users on the company's chat channel seeking similar assistance? Or should I simply keep my mouth shut and return to Ginny's porn videos?
legendary
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CRYPTSY IS BROKEN, DO NOT DEPOSIT *ANY* FUNDS THERE

all chat admins/support can do is cancel the withdraw, and you can try to get out in an altcoin thats 30 percent higher than any other exchange, and hope when you withdraw it, its not stuck. (but most of them are stuck)

it's very suspicious, they are (factually, this isn't slander) banning people who ask about it in chat, they have put no notice on their site about this, while other notices come and go, and they have been sued before, and settled out of court immediately.

the answer, if you want all of your funds, is court/class action lawsuit.

call silver law firm asap. give them your name n number. ive only lost 2.3btc, but theres a bunch of people in this, and its going to be a class action lawsuit, because im sure tens of thousands of dollars is owed to dozens of us, if not hundreds of thousands of dollars, by hundreds of us. since i was banned for asking about it in chat, im sure there are many more who are having the same problem and were banned as well.

silver law group has sued cryptsy before, and were very successful, and they can take care of this for us if we all stick together and get in this class action lawsuit.

a previous lawsuit against cryptsy/paul vernon by silver law group:
https://www.manatt.com/uploadedFiles/Content/4_News_and_Events/Newsletters/BankingLaw@manatt/2014-10-24%20--%20Cryptsy%20Complaint.pdf

looks like they got cryptsy to comply without having to litigate further:
http://courtcon.co.palm-beach.fl.us/pls/jiwp/ck_public_qry_doct.cp_dktrpt_frames?backto=P&case_id=502014CA012896XXXXMB&begin_date=&end_date=

silver law group
http://silverlaw.com/
(800) 975-4345


bumping for those new to the thread.

I'd join, but the 290 sats worth of coin that I have at Cryptsy wouldn't even yield me a shinny new penny.  Wink
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CRYPTSY IS BROKEN, DO NOT DEPOSIT *ANY* FUNDS THERE

all chat admins/support can do is cancel the withdraw, and you can try to get out in an altcoin thats 30 percent higher than any other exchange, and hope when you withdraw it, its not stuck. (but most of them are stuck)

it's very suspicious, they are (factually, this isn't slander) banning people who ask about it in chat, they have put no notice on their site about this, while other notices come and go, and they have been sued before, and settled out of court immediately.

the answer, if you want all of your funds, is court/class action lawsuit.

call silver law firm asap. give them your name n number. ive only lost 2.3btc, but theres a bunch of people in this, and its going to be a class action lawsuit, because im sure tens of thousands of dollars is owed to dozens of us, if not hundreds of thousands of dollars, by hundreds of us. since i was banned for asking about it in chat, im sure there are many more who are having the same problem and were banned as well.

silver law group has sued cryptsy before, and were very successful, and they can take care of this for us if we all stick together and get in this class action lawsuit.

a previous lawsuit against cryptsy/paul vernon by silver law group:
https://www.manatt.com/uploadedFiles/Content/4_News_and_Events/Newsletters/BankingLaw@manatt/2014-10-24%20--%20Cryptsy%20Complaint.pdf

looks like they got cryptsy to comply without having to litigate further:
http://courtcon.co.palm-beach.fl.us/pls/jiwp/ck_public_qry_doct.cp_dktrpt_frames?backto=P&case_id=502014CA012896XXXXMB&begin_date=&end_date=

silver law group
http://silverlaw.com/
(800) 975-4345


bumping for those new to the thread.
legendary
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FUD Philanthropist™
@PoolMinor
Hey man.. Sorry to hear that.
I hate that prick Jim because of that.

He was hired to do one thing..

All he has ever done is mouth people off with a huge chip on his shoulder.
This lippy cocking sucking prick (proof in his porn video i hear) started way after me and many others.
He has never shown any respect to those of us that started way before him.. even his own staff.
One time when he was running his mouth at me on chat proclaiming he has a problem with me (from out of no where) *logged.
He mouthed me off all snotty like how BitJohn worked for him.
Talk about spitting in the face of BitJohn eh guys. (Who TRAINED HIM)
Show some fucking respect asshole !

I won't put up with chat box mod's who think their big shots copping an attitude with me.
I could take a shit on the floor and that would do a better job that that asshole or many others ..See Poloniex staff Wink

The BIG kickers is.. when i look at that cunts resume.. captain supper support team mr. man extraordinaire ROFL
Wow what a fucking AMAZING resume you got there buddy.. you're a pro at talking shit & running your mouth
disrespecting your customers and BANNING THEM !
That shit i just left on the floor could do a better job than that bragart.

His god damn JOB is to fucking do support on chat.. so what does he do ?
He hangs out there whining NON STOP that he has to explain things etc..
Then he gets cranky and bitchy because he works for a scam company
and doesn't want to do HIS JOB and figures.. hey i will just ban everything that moves.

Hey Jim.. Why did they hire you ?
So you could play big shot on the chat box with your finger hovering over the ban button ?
NOPE.
Your job -IS- Support.. do it !
And do it with out the attitude too.. since you bragged on your resume your such a hot shot at Support etc.

I bet BanShock would be plenty pissed if he got screwed over for -HIS- money
at Christmas and would not be amused about being banned. (when asking for HIS money)

Boo hoooo whaaa i am cranky i have to do MY JOB and people are mad because my company ripped them off.
So since i am "Mr. Tech Support PRO" i will just ban them all who complain and whine at them i am tiired of it
awwwww poor baby Sad.
Guess what SCAMMER ..we're tired of waiting for our money !

BanShock are you retarded ?
When you screw over your customers.. they will complain. DUH.

Did they not teach you this in "Tech Support Pro" School ?
In other words you better shut up with your whining and TOLERATE some bullshit on chat..
after all it's to be expected and reasonable given the circumstances.
Hell you even redirect peoples questions in that picture buddy posted to ask other non-staff users.
So why tell people to ask other users then ignore them so you don't do any work AND BAN THEM ?

I hope every guy you ripped off & banned joins this lawsuit and fries your ass's hard .. you all deserve it big time !

@PoolMinor
I have LOOOOOOOOOOOTS of stories about JShock..


My favorite is.. when i went over there and found out they were talking about me behind my back (staff)
And they then gave me a 1 year ban.. FOR SOMETHING I POSTED HERE ON THE FORUM
I posted all about it here and made a poll asking if people thought Cryptsy was hacked a year+ ago. (the forum agreed with me)

I know it was Jim that did that too me too.

Jim i was using Cryptsy way before you came along and started copping an attitude with me buddy.
And i always got along on a workable level with all other previous staff.. there was never any reason to be a cunt with me.
That Hack topic is a perfect example.. I told you on the Chat box if you had asked me nicely to change things i would have.
The other Cryptsy staff know i can be reasoned with.. if they have a problem they can come and talk to me no problem.
ALL you had to do is ask me JShock.. instead you threatened me with a defamation lawsuit, mouthed me off and gave me a 1 year ban.
Nice "Support" work there big shot.. way to treat your customers like dog shit.
And where does it say on your rules page that what you say -HERE- at BITCOINTALK can result in a ban at Cryptsy ?

So.. Time to update that glorious impressive tech support resume big shot.
Put on there you are,
- A Whiner who complains about doing his job with elegant composure.
- A C class executive on using the ban button to get out of doing YOUR JOB.

PS:
If there are other Chat box moderators then why are they NOT on there doing their job ? Hiding ?

I haven't see Mullick in Months.. the only one i ever see is Horus and he only shows his face when the chat box
starts pointing out how he is hiding then he shows up ignores the support requests / questions
sucks FODOR's cock, tongues Terrik's asshole and wanders off again.. back to hiding.

How many guys there have Chat-MOD status ?
Apparently.. ONE ..the guy who bans everyone as a method of support  Roll Eyes
vip
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Introducin' Cryptsy Flakes: Pour milk on 'em and 30% disappear, but you're still grateful for the remaining 70%, albeit it's impossible to spoon 'em outta the bowl after the first try... or second try... or third try... Finally, realizin' that the solution to the dilemma is to catch JShock on chat and get in queue while he's in processing-support-ticket mode between bannin' those askin' honest questions.


"I read the Ginny chapter five times."
legendary
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@Cryptsy
Kiss my ass i hope Sanata leaves you coal in your stockings.


Coal would be too nice of a gift. They could burn it to keep warm. I have something else in mind that is also warm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaYxZUiB-CA
vip
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Meanwhile... Paul Vernon, Michael Wilterdink, Leroy Fodor, Jim Shockney, Ginny Bryant-Shockney and Horus representing Cryptsy are practicin' for the Christmas parade tomorrow.
vip
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Wow, just 1 comment. Banned from chat.....Notice that there was not any notice given to how long I have been banned for?




Hey, it's Christmas. Anybody wanna see Ginny's porn videos?

FWIW, this post won't be censored nor JShock having the ability to ban me for askin' the above question. HAHAHA
vip
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@sunerok
Agreed far more than an "inconvenience" to say the least.

@jesselivermore
I couldn't agree more.. i hat the cops but..
Good Old school movie ..back when movies didn't suck.. i bet someone is writing the Crypto movie script right now.

@peonminer
Welcome aboard the extortion train.. they got 6 million in BTC they can afford it !

@CryptoNick
I never heard that saying before.. it must be Canadian i love it LOL
AML definition ROFL
Excellent point on the BTC price run too !

@not.you
Hmm maybe chat bots but i think maybe a binding.. they admitted they had text bound to a key before eh.

@Gleb Gamow
Am i encroaching on your jargon ?
You know damn well i already stole your (as BitJohn puts it) Ginormous Troll Font.
I also stole your image sizing width tag too.
I also stole the whole handing out Blow Jobs idea.
May i espouse i start stealing your "sans" comment bit too ?

@Cryptsy
Kiss my ass i hope Sanata leaves you coal in your stockings.

@Santa
I want Christmas whore(s).. HOT ones too !

You fucker! I didn't notice the 314 image width was stolen from me also. With that, you earned the right to split our blowjobs, but please save for me the dudes with nastiest smelling balls to cup.
legendary
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FUD Philanthropist™
@sunerok
Agreed far more than an "inconvenience" to say the least.

@jesselivermore
I couldn't agree more.. i hat the cops but..
Good Old school movie ..back when movies didn't suck.. i bet someone is writing the Crypto movie script right now.

@peonminer
Welcome aboard the extortion train.. they got 6 million in BTC they can afford it !

@CryptoNick
I never heard that saying before.. it must be Canadian i love it LOL
AML definition ROFL
Excellent point on the BTC price run too !

@not.you
Hmm maybe chat bots but i think maybe a binding.. they admitted they had text bound to a key before eh.

@Gleb Gamow
Am i encroaching on your jargon ?
You know damn well i already stole your (as BitJohn puts it) Ginormous Troll Font.
I also stole your image sizing width tag too.
I also stole the whole handing out Blow Jobs idea.
May i espouse i start stealing your "sans" comment bit too ?

@Cryptsy
Kiss my ass i hope Sanata leaves you coal in your stockings.

@Santa
I want Christmas whore(s).. HOT ones too !
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After 15 days my withdrawal Dash coin from Cryptsy processed !!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks Santa !!!


Dash      Xy4QSVMMBsr1YfwgozYwzDfPfoPwc8VtUg   6.05916005 DASH   Yes   2015-12-09 00:42:50
Processed   TrxID: 93bbca74d5ae6c10115bbef0fc4890597c37012508858a58bce6d4bb005ce733 @ 2015-12-24 11:35:33

rofl, 6 dash and it took over 2 weeks Roll Eyes

try waiting weeks or months for several btc.

there's no other option other than court now. (unless you want to lose a ton)

silver law group is handling the class action suit against cryptsy/paul vernon, since they arent letting people have their funds.
vip
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Is it just me, or did this fuckin' idiot simply add a slew of cliches together in this 3+ minute video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzC41q21xcY

Here's Marshall Long's Mining ASICS Technologies video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_ZBObK0Kig
newbie
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After 15 days my withdrawal Dash coin from Cryptsy processed !!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks Santa !!!


Dash      Xy4QSVMMBsr1YfwgozYwzDfPfoPwc8VtUg   6.05916005 DASH   Yes   2015-12-09 00:42:50
Processed   TrxID: 93bbca74d5ae6c10115bbef0fc4890597c37012508858a58bce6d4bb005ce733 @ 2015-12-24 11:35:33
vip
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https://forum.solidworks.com/thread/51040

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Marshall Long

hey guys,
 
i am trying to get into solidnetwork license manager stuff.  we are about to ramp up here. couple of questions.  first off.
 
1.     is it a good idea to redo the installations of the computers that i manually installed?
2.     i cannot add a server to my solidnetwork manager. it keeps saying the server is not found. my computer name at work is cowsrw83.colmet.local and the server name at my company is server1. if i could get some help that would be stellar. i have attached what i have been doing.

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Re: solidnetwork license manager is being a punk
 Jeff Holliday
Level 7
Jeff Holliday Jan 4, 2012 8:24 AM (in response to Marshall Long)

1st answer - you do not need to do anythng to the existing installs except change the serial number.
2nd answer - If you have installed the network manager on the server, you should be good to go. We got a message on ours last week about "cannot verify the server address" (or omething like like that). It turns out that you need to activate the server license similiar to stand-alone seats. If you start the license manager program, there will be some dialog boxes - 1 will be for activating the license.

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Re: solidnetwork license manager is being a punk
 Marshall Long
Level 1
Marshall Long Jan 5, 2012 8:09 AM (in response to Jeff Holliday)

i guess i have not installed the client on my server. how do i go about doing that? i didnt know i needed a separate install. cant i just run it from my computer? i feel like that is what i have done in the pa

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Re: solidnetwork license manager is being a punk
 Jeff Holliday
Level 7
Jeff Holliday Jan 5, 2012 8:21 AM (in response to Marshall Long)

It may be able to be installed locally, but we have always installed it on the server which holds the vault. I agree with Alin - if on subscription, have your VAR provide the help you pay for in that subscription.

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Re: solidnetwork license manager is being a punk
 Alin Vargatu
Level 8
Alin Vargatu Jan 4, 2012 8:33 AM (in response to Marshall Long)
Marshall, are you on subscription? If so, it is a good idea to ask your VAR (I believe for installation issues they will help you even if you are not un subscription).
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Re: solidnetwork license manager is being a punk
 Alin Vargatu
Level 8
Alin Vargatu Jan 5, 2012 8:49 AM (in response to Marshall Long)

Marshall, click HERE and HERE.

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Re: solidnetwork license manager is being a punk
 Marshall Long
Level 1
Marshall Long Jan 5, 2012 9:40 AM (in response to Alin Vargatu)

what is that? im not just going to click two links...

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Re: solidnetwork license manager is being a punk
 Alin Vargatu
Level 8
Alin Vargatu Jan 5, 2012 10:20 AM (in response to Marshall Long)
Marshall Long wrote:
 
what is that? im not just going to click two links...

Sorry, but this is too funny.
 
Do you just want to learn how to do the job without reading anything yourself???
If that is the case, seriously, just call your VAR and they might be willing to do the whole installation for you remotely.

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Re: solidnetwork license manager is being a punk
 Marshall Long
Level 1
Marshall Long Jan 5, 2012 10:31 AM (in response to Alin Vargatu)

lol...yea i wasnt sure what to expect by just clicking two random links. my apologies HAHAHA!
 
ill check them out later today.  im deeply engrossed in writing some api stuff. thanks for all the help and i will be sure to keep you guys posted.

HAHAHA

I didn't know what to expect when you guys offered up a solution to my problem.

HAHAHA

Ever since I discovered Bitcoin in 2009 I've never been the same.

HAHAHA

I mean I espouse Bitcoin all over the Internet since I first discovered it and joined BitcoinTalk, the ONLY forum currently on the Web.

HAHAHA

One day, I hope to have the largest bitcoin mining farm in all of North America to compete with the largest bitcoin mining farm in all the Philippines owned and operated by Leroy "HAHAHA" Fodor, albeit mine won't come complete with solar powered like his because my overall energy cost will be virtually zero.

HAHAHA

Gotta go now recalling what Jimmy Buffett once said: It's always buffet time somewhere.

HAHAHA
vip
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2y98sa/let_it_rain_btc_finalhash_goin_balls_deep_in_tips/cp7t927

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3xploit

first off... great comments really. Actually refreshing to hear somebody putting thought into their post. Appreciated.
So here is the cool thing. We have a deal with cryptsy so selling the coins is on a market maker fee and Betarigs is eating the cost of that super small fee. And then you will be able to push betarigs miners through mintsy and vice versa. So win win win. $1

Marshall Long (3exploit) must of lost on that deal considering Betarigs AND Mintsy are kaputski. HAHAHA


"Is 'win win win' the new 'Up! Up! Up!'?"

Ironically, the last heard from Bruce Wagner was on Marshall Long's Facebook page commenting on a pic of Roger Ver chillin' in Bangkok where Bruce now resides.
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CRYPTSY IS BROKEN, DO NOT DEPOSIT *ANY* FUNDS THERE

all chat admins/support can do is cancel the withdraw, and you can try to get out in an altcoin thats 30 percent higher than any other exchange, and hope when you withdraw it, its not stuck. (but most of them are stuck)

it's very suspicious, they are banning people who ask about it in chat, they have put no notice on their site about this, while other notices come and go, and they have been sued before, and settled out of court immediately.

the answer, if you want all of your funds, is court/class action lawsuit.

call silver law firm asap. give them your name n number. ive only lost 2.3btc, but theres a bunch of people in this, and its going to be a class action lawsuit, because im sure tens of thousands of dollars is owed to dozens of us, if not hundreds of thousands of dollars, by hundreds of us. since i was banned for asking about it in chat, im sure there are many more who are having the same problem and were banned as well.

silver law group has sued cryptsy before, and were very successful, and they can take care of this for us if we all stick together and get in this class action lawsuit.

a previous lawsuit against cryptsy/paul vernon by silver law group:
https://www.manatt.com/uploadedFiles/Content/4_News_and_Events/Newsletters/BankingLaw@manatt/2014-10-24%20--%20Cryptsy%20Complaint.pdf

looks like they got cryptsy to comply without having to litigate further:
http://courtcon.co.palm-beach.fl.us/pls/jiwp/ck_public_qry_doct.cp_dktrpt_frames?backto=P&case_id=502014CA012896XXXXMB&begin_date=&end_date=

silver law group
http://silverlaw.com/
(800) 975-4345
vip
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Marchall is one of those useless do nothing hanger on type who decided
that when Altcoins exploded he too deserved a professional executive CEO business man type title.

I watched as this shit exploded over night and it brought douche bags like this guy
who schooled the existing old timers in crypto with BUSINESS JARGON !
It repulsed me watching these dipshits strut around on a free for all stealing any Stock Market terms
they could manage to wedge into the crypto space.. they transformed the word SCAM into IPO
In the process convincing the crowd that showed up (kids buying doge coin) that it was legit.

How ? throw a few bucks spending money in kids pockets..
I warned the kids about their faggotry and how their shits coins would die..
They unanimously denied it and claimed i was wrong and a TROLL and FUD'ing  Roll Eyes
and over night they turned the Altcoin section into 4chan with ban insults or lame Meme's.
They are all gone now and i predicted to the damn DAY when Doge died ! (with graphs from Cryptsy)

it got so bad i started seeing Doge brats running around the whole entire internet
leaving comments anywhere they could with proclamations about how Doge will eclipse Bitcoin in market cap soon etc.
And so many more utterly ridiculous claims.. all of which turned out o be false.

Meanwhile the IPO + Cloning Juggernaut ramped up to a fever pitch.. a churning machine of digital shit.
Like DigiByte ..i asked the dev why he made a scrypt clone.. i was told i was a Troll Fud'ing because i asked then..
he sad because he has a "Professional" take on it.
Some mighty fucking Executive class cloning right there son ROFL

AND ALL of these fucking cunts proclaimed i was a TROLL and i was wrong saying it would kill Crypto.
Coindesk even ran a News story claiming "Cloning coins was good, the more the better.."
and i argued with everyone endlessly with everyone !
..even BitJohn on countless occasion(s) who said and i quote "they bring in new users"

Uhhmm where are they now ? I told you they would get burned and leave..

Burned by guys like Mr. Executive C Class Professional Fucktard Marchall co-founder of Shitsy etc etc etc.
I reminded them this is not the stock market and your faggy terms do not apply here.. INVALID !

So they switched to various other names as i trashed them.. IPO -> ICO -> Crowd Funding -> Angel Investing ..
Once they noticed "Coin" was beaten to pulp (largely by me) Wink
They switched to a new "buzzzword".. "Block Chain" systems.. ohh jeez LOLOLOLLOLOL ROFLOLOL

FreeMarket vs. StockMarket ? One has laws and the other don't.. not comparable sorry.

So i wonder how faded that 45 thousand dollar Doge coin Nascar paint job looks these days ?

I will blow the first guy who can prove he was in the stands watching a Nascar race and seen the dog logo
whipping past him at 200 mph and thought.. oh fuck me i have to run home and Google dog face
then i think i will have to for some odd reason figure out what an altcoin is then i will go and get the Doge wallet
over the other 1,000's of coins including Bitcoin itself then invest in Doge LONG TERM.
If one guy did that i will suck his fucking cock DRY !

These idiots behind that didn't stop their either.. they got mad when they donated 10 grand in Doge coins
to the Olympic Jamaican bobsled team who took the coins spent it then finished LAST & forgot to thank them for the money LOL

And who defend all this ? Jschock, BitJohn, BigVern, Mullick, Horus ..
Cryptsy posted messages on their main page Twitter feed in "Doge Speak" ..they loved it !
They will all pretend it didn't happen now of course  Roll Eyes

G R E E D
They will do or say anything to get your money then later go and side with Spoetnik ROFL
The guy they banned a 100 times for FUD'ing.. they now repeat what i said that they banned me on chat for before ahahahha
HIp 'o' crits to the highest scammy greedy fucking order.
They said.. but, but, it attract new users.. Ya the wrong kind.. Fodor's, Terrik's, JShock's, Marshal's, Garza's etc.
Not something we need "more" of  Roll Eyes

Cryptsy your full of shit and in serious trouble.
And their cheerleaders, Investard's and other misc Fodor's & Terrik's can blow me.
All of you killed crypto and made Bitcoin take an arrow to the knee.
Your Marshall sleazy Executive class antics and shenanigans are cancerous to crypto.
Anyone who values Bitcoin etc should want all these sleazy greedy losers out of here pronto !
Or go sign up at Cryptsy China ..because i doubt BigVern is coming back to the FBI waiting for him at the airport ROFL

DROWN RATS

but Spoetnik what ya gonna do ? Tell us we're all stupid again ?
Yup Wink
I'm always right.. everyone is stupid and i know everything.. deal with it !
Pick any point and challenge me..

I AM ONE PISSED OFF MOTHERFUCKER! First, Leroy Fodor started espousing the word 'espouse' after he read my posts espousing it, now you, too, are moving in on my territory tryin' to dole out blowjobs. Dude, Cryptsy ONLY has ~300K users, not quite enough dicks to satisfy both of us, ergo one of us MUST scale back our attempts, and like Helen Fodor I'm prayin' to Jehovah it's you... being Christmas and all.

You know damn well that a redneck can spot a Budweiser logo on a fly at 20,000 paces, thus fully capable of seeing a DOGE logo speeding past them at over 200 MPH not only from the cheap seats in the stands, but from the parking lot adjacent to theirs or some others tailgate with tears in the eyes from the aroma of BBQ brisket while even a Marshall Long-esque figure obscures their view, hence affording you to muster up blowjobs rightfully mine.

That said, never forget that I can out creative write prose more betterer than Leroy Fodor who minored in said prowess while earning his B.B.A. at Ohio University in Athens, Ohio. HOHOHO, Merry Liar!
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