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Quote from: kentrolla on November 27, 2012, 06:06:12 PM

oh no. who told dank about sungazing?

It probably seemed like a good idea when he was tripping so hard he lost his phone. He probably thought he could soak up some of the sun's energy and survive on solar power alone (the eyes being the "window to the soul" and all that).

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oh no. who told dank about sungazing? One of my friends used to be into that. Long story short, he doesn't have a job and gets money from the government because he can't function. His eyesight is still intact at least.

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Quote from: repentance on November 27, 2012, 04:30:51 AM

Quote from: Buffer Overflow on November 27, 2012, 04:22:20 AM

Lose eyesight, lose penis or stuck in broken lift with Dank for 8 hours?

Lose eyesight, lose penis or stuck in broken lift with Dank playing his guitar for 8 hours?

Lose eyesight, lose penis, lose control of bowels and lose arms & legs or stuck in broken lift with Dank playing his guitar whilst tripping for 8 hours?

I'd pick the former.

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Quote from: Buffer Overflow on November 27, 2012, 04:22:20 AM

Lose eyesight, lose penis or stuck in broken lift with Dank for 8 hours?

Lose eyesight, lose penis or stuck in broken lift with Dank playing his guitar for 8 hours?

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Quote from: Vod on November 26, 2012, 07:37:49 PM

Quote from: Buffer Overflow on November 26, 2012, 05:39:03 PM

I personally couldn't think of anything worse than losing my eyesight.

Would you rather lose your eyesight or your penis?

Lose eyesight, lose penis or stuck in broken lift with Dank for 8 hours?

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Quote from: Vod on November 26, 2012, 07:37:49 PM

Quote from: Buffer Overflow on November 26, 2012, 05:39:03 PM

I personally couldn't think of anything worse than losing my eyesight.

Would you rather lose your eyesight or your penis?

Risk fucking a fuglie or not being able to, that is the question.

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Quote from: Buffer Overflow on November 26, 2012, 05:39:03 PM

I personally couldn't think of anything worse than losing my eyesight.

Would you rather lose your eyesight or your penis?

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Quote from: Buffer Overflow on November 26, 2012, 06:18:34 PM

When this silly fasting thing starts Dank, how are you going to prove to us your not eating? You might be stuffing into a cheeky tube of Pringles when everyone's gone to bed.

Actually, it lasted for 4 hours, then he fell in love and started eating again. Or something.

Keep up man!

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When this silly fasting thing starts Dank, how are you going to prove to us your not eating? You might be stuffing into a cheeky tube of Pringles when everyone's gone to bed.

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Quote from: Buffer Overflow on November 26, 2012, 05:39:03 PM

Quote from: dank on November 25, 2012, 11:41:51 PM

Just found a similar experience.

https://groups.google.com/forum/?fromgroups=#!topic/sci.med.nutrition/RfvFBvFrwVE

Wikipedia quote "The practice of sungazing is dangerous. Looking directly at the sun for even brief periods of time may cause blindness or severe damage to the eye."

I personally couldn't think of anything worse than losing my eyesight. Think I'll give this sungazing thing a miss.

I could; loosing my mind. Be there, done that for dank though.

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Quote from: dank on November 25, 2012, 11:41:51 PM

Just found a similar experience.

https://groups.google.com/forum/?fromgroups=#!topic/sci.med.nutrition/RfvFBvFrwVE

Wikipedia quote "The practice of sungazing is dangerous. Looking directly at the sun for even brief periods of time may cause blindness or severe damage to the eye."

I personally couldn't think of anything worse than losing my eyesight. Think I'll give this sungazing thing a miss.

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Quote from: hahahafr on November 26, 2012, 04:08:57 PM

Holy shit. Seriously, what the fuck is this thread?

Crack a beer, open a bag of chips, start from page one.

Welcome to dank asking for money.

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Holy shit. Seriously, what the fuck is this thread?

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In Dank's finally episode, meet our hero Dank in the local eye injury hospital as he foolishly looks at the sun through a telescope.

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Quote from: dank on November 25, 2012, 07:53:04 PM

I already know my who my soulmate is. It's a matter of getting on good terms with them. When we're together, anything will be possible, infinite love means zero doubt, always progress.

In this episode of "The Very Dank Show" our hero Dank decides to stalk a woman.

Next episode our hero Dank will learn the meaning "restraining order" and "angry significant other" and the always popular lesson: "Mace burns"

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Quote from: dank on November 25, 2012, 11:41:51 PM

Just found a similar experience.

https://groups.google.com/forum/?fromgroups=#!topic/sci.med.nutrition/RfvFBvFrwVE

I liked this bit:

Quote

the most important safeguard is “the sun should Only be viewed in the last hour of sunset
or the first hour of sunrise.” It is at those times that the sun is
emitting virtually no harmful ultra violet rays”

Because the sun clearly knows what timezone I'm in (and which planet I'm on), and changes its emissions accordingly.

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