Topic: Dank Bank Deposits - dank's soul is claimed! - New music Nov 30th - page 18. (Read 128893 times)
November 22, 2012, 10:26:36 AM
fail
November 22, 2012, 09:40:50 AM
I understand everything, for I am god.
Silence!!!
How dare everyone mock the almighty Dank in this fashion. We are nothing in his shadow of our Lord Dank!!!
2000 years of searching and God reveals himself at long last, here on Bitcoin Forums. Have respect!!!!
Dank created everything, in heaven and earth. We are mere worthless mortals in Danks power.
Kneel before Dank and beg for mercy, or feel his eternal wrath!
Our Dank in Bitcoin Forums, hallowed be your name.
Your Bitcoin come, your will be done, on earth as in blockchain.
Give us today our daily Satoshi.
Forgive us our scams, as we forgive those who scammed against us.
Lead us not into ponzi, but deliver us from Pirate.
For the kingdom, the power and the Bitcoin are yours.
Now and for ever.
Amen.
Your Bitcoin come, your will be done, on earth as in blockchain.
Give us today our daily Satoshi.
Forgive us our scams, as we forgive those who scammed against us.
Lead us not into ponzi, but deliver us from Pirate.
For the kingdom, the power and the Bitcoin are yours.
Now and for ever.
Amen.
November 22, 2012, 08:24:49 AM
Dank how do you explain the existence of a December 23rd, 2012 on Tortuguero Monument 6?
November 22, 2012, 08:17:51 AM
If you turn your AC/heat off, you become more in tune with the earth's frequencies. If you intend on traveling space, I would recommend adjusting your climate prior to the ascension.
Temperature's all relative. If you live in the cold all the time, it won't feel cold, because everything's in your head.
Temperature's all relative. If you live in the cold all the time, it won't feel cold, because everything's in your head.
Yes people, YOU can trust this man with your bitcoins, but act fast, interest rates (and payouts) are about to hit zero!
November 22, 2012, 07:22:43 AM
I understand everything, for I am god.
That's it. His mind has finally broken.
I suppose the realities of life, getting a job etc... has pushed his weak brain into this fictional world to escape it, so the realities don't exist.
Getting a what? But... but... the universe gives out money, remember.
November 22, 2012, 06:48:46 AM
I understand everything, for I am god.
That's it. His mind has finally broken.
I suppose the realities of life, getting a job etc... has pushed his weak brain into this fictional world to escape it, so the realities don't exist.
November 22, 2012, 05:27:24 AM
Thanksgiving will be your last chance before Dank Bank goes interest free.
RIP dank bank, glad to see you're shutting down your ponzi.
November 22, 2012, 05:21:20 AM
Thanksgiving will be your last chance before Dank Bank goes interest free.
November 21, 2012, 10:01:43 PM
Dude, I gotta say, well done on the site!
Oh, I hadn't seen it before.
I like the 'dank radio' feature. Having all the recordings in one place like that makes it much easier to check out how Dank has progressed over time. I'd like to see the recordings labelled so I can tell which are guitar, which are vocals, etc.
November 21, 2012, 08:40:23 PM
Ha, TT, good times. But the main difference is that he actually put in some effort, whereas dank simply recites the same tripe crap over and over. He's at the same time a more long-term and involved cover, but doing it in such a half-assed way, that I'd have to call him a rather fail troll if it's the case.
Add to that the fact that the persona fits pretty well with the average spoiled indigo child, and unfortunately Murphy says it's a real person with real mental health issues.
Add to that the fact that the persona fits pretty well with the average spoiled indigo child, and unfortunately Murphy says it's a real person with real mental health issues.
November 21, 2012, 08:18:14 PM
Add that to the fact that no one in their right mind would troll this hard really makes this seem plausible. The narrative is just too... rich.
You've obviously never heard of Toblerone Triangular, an absolute master of the "let me convince you all that I'm a paranoid schizophrenic Ron Paul supporter" gimmick (believe me, this guy convincingly presented himself as more batshit insane than the TimeCube guy). He eventually revealed himself as a gimmick poster and explained his method.
Quote from: TT
The best way I found was to take a bunch of unfounded statements like "gold is money" or "America is doomed if Ron Paul doesn't win" or "Ron Paul hat immer recht" and to treat them as if they're logically consistent with each other and unfalsifiably true. Then all you have to do is interpret events in the world in a way that attempts to brings them into line with those assumptions. The original statements don't have to be that extreme but you don't have to do this long before you're having to come up with more and more twisted and paranoid logic to explain why your premises are correct and what's actually taking place in reality is wrong.
Quote from: TT
You only have to start by saying traditional polling methods consistently undercount Ron Paul's voters because they don't have landlines to ultimately end up advocating that Wolf Blitzer should have his throat cut on live TV ~pour encourager les autres~. The fun is getting from one to the other and bringing the reader with you.
Quote from: TT
The whole triangle theme was a complete fluke. I never named my account TobleroneTriangular because I had some long-standing plan to incorporate sacred geometry into what I was doing, I just though it had a nice ring to it. But in answer to your question I wanted to make some kind of "helpful" diagram to explain the idea of natural/unnatural rights that I was banging on about and I wanted it to be just evocative enough of a kind of underlying mental instability or monomania that it made people begin to think there was something more going on here than a legitimate, rational appreciation for Ron Paul and the gold standard and all the rest.
However at this time I wasn't linking the diagram I was trying to come up with with my name. I was actually trying to do something with the Star of David so as to play up my latent "issues with Jews" stat and I wasn't really having much luck when it came to me in a flash: what is the Star of David anyway? Two triangles. Triangles. Toblerone Triangular. Holy shit. From that point on I knew exactly what I had to do. And I do remember thinking I had to get the diagram just right because if I managed to pull this off then it would be being emptyquoted back at me for the rest of time. I knew if anything was going to be my trademark then this was it so it had to perfect, jpeg artifacts and everything.
However at this time I wasn't linking the diagram I was trying to come up with with my name. I was actually trying to do something with the Star of David so as to play up my latent "issues with Jews" stat and I wasn't really having much luck when it came to me in a flash: what is the Star of David anyway? Two triangles. Triangles. Toblerone Triangular. Holy shit. From that point on I knew exactly what I had to do. And I do remember thinking I had to get the diagram just right because if I managed to pull this off then it would be being emptyquoted back at me for the rest of time. I knew if anything was going to be my trademark then this was it so it had to perfect, jpeg artifacts and everything.
Quote from: TT
I'd run out of road. By the end I was advocating turning the US into Ron Paul's own Democratic Kampuchea and shilling for Hitler in his purely defensive war against the Jews, where do you go from that? I'd reached the Mohorovic discontinuity of my own insanity and I was in danger of undoing a lot of the goodwill people had towards me. I never wanted to be annoying or monotonous, I always wanted people to be enlivened either by disbelief or anger or pity or whatever else by the brand of lunacy I was touting. If I couldn't achieve that any more then I couldn't do what I wanted to.
dank's nowhere near as much fun as TT, unfortunately.
November 21, 2012, 08:12:26 PM
Life is a riddle, you can see it everywhere.
Dank, I don't like you. I'm pretty open about that fact. But, all joking aside, I'm genuinely worried about you. I hate to say it, but you really need to check yourself into a psychiatric hospital. You're disassociating to a dangerous extent. If you pm me your city and state, I'd be happy to recommend a facility that can help.
We are all the same person. If you do not understand me, you're not understanding of god, yourself. I understand everything, for I am god. If you are with god, you would not be talking, for you'd understand. Talking seeks an answer, what's the point if you know it?
November 21, 2012, 07:46:08 PM
Life is a riddle, you can see it everywhere.
Dank, I don't like you. I'm pretty open about that fact. But, all joking aside, I'm genuinely worried about you. I hate to say it, but you really need to check yourself into a psychiatric hospital. You're disassociating to a dangerous extent. If you pm me your city and state, I'd be happy to recommend a facility that can help.
The reason I suspect troll rather than genuine acute psychotic episode is that he's selling off gold and silver coins to make money at the same time that he's sprouting all this bullshit.
DSM-TR would list a sudden blitz of selling off one's possessions as a huge freakin' red flag for suicide risk, as the subject not only suddenly sees no interest in material wealth, but may also want to prevent hardship to those left behind by handling debt. This is text case.
Add that to the fact that no one in their right mind would troll this hard really makes this seem plausible. The narrative is just too... rich.
November 21, 2012, 07:20:46 PM
Life is a riddle, you can see it everywhere.
Dank, I don't like you. I'm pretty open about that fact. But, all joking aside, I'm genuinely worried about you. I hate to say it, but you really need to check yourself into a psychiatric hospital. You're disassociating to a dangerous extent. If you pm me your city and state, I'd be happy to recommend a facility that can help.
The reason I suspect troll rather than genuine acute psychotic episode is that he's selling off gold and silver coins to make money at the same time that he's sprouting all this bullshit.
November 21, 2012, 07:13:50 PM
Life is a riddle, you can see it everywhere.
Dank, I don't like you. I'm pretty open about that fact. But, all joking aside, I'm genuinely worried about you. I hate to say it, but you really need to check yourself into a psychiatric hospital. You're disassociating to a dangerous extent. If you pm me your city and state, I'd be happy to recommend a facility that can help.
November 21, 2012, 07:02:13 PM
Life is a riddle, you can see it everywhere.
November 21, 2012, 06:37:21 PM
Don't you see, I am transitioning to the otherwise because earth is too. That means I am destroying my ego and falling into love forever. Dec 21 is only when all negativity is wiped out from earth, for that must happen in order to live doubt free.
If you understand what I'm saying, you understand yourself. If you believe in me, you believe in yourself, for we are the same creation.
If you understand what I'm saying, you understand yourself. If you believe in me, you believe in yourself, for we are the same creation.
Actually...
November 21, 2012, 06:30:03 PM
Don't you see, I am transitioning to the otherwise because earth is too. That means I am destroying my ego and falling into love forever. Dec 21 is only when all negativity is wiped out from earth, for that must happen in order to live doubt free.
If you understand what I'm saying, you understand yourself. If you believe in me, you believe in yourself, for we are the same creation.
If you understand what I'm saying, you understand yourself. If you believe in me, you believe in yourself, for we are the same creation.
November 21, 2012, 06:08:08 PM
My fingers are crossed for psychosis!
I do find it odd though that he's stayed away from this thread for so long...
It's only a couple of days since he last posted in this thread. He's busy busy fore-telling a tsunami in Off-topic right now (it's gonna happen on Friday, apparently). He was posting like a motherfuck on the 20th. I guess it sometimes takes him a little while to think up what insane bullshit he's going to post next (the thing about the grey aliens was a nice touch - he just needs to tie it in with comets now).
Obviously if he's "transitioning to the other side" after Thanksgiving, he's not going to be around to organise a music festival.
His neighbour, and by neighbour I mean the Starbucks next to the bridge underpass, must've secured their Wifi.
November 21, 2012, 05:39:28 PM
My fingers are crossed for psychosis!
I do find it odd though that he's stayed away from this thread for so long...
It's only a couple of days since he last posted in this thread. He's busy busy fore-telling a tsunami in Off-topic right now (it's gonna happen on Friday, apparently). He was posting like a motherfuck on the 20th. I guess it sometimes takes him a little while to think up what insane bullshit he's going to post next (the thing about the grey aliens was a nice touch - he just needs to tie it in with comets now).
Obviously if he's "transitioning to the other side" after Thanksgiving, he's not going to be around to organise a music festival.
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