Topic: Dank Bank Deposits - dank's soul is claimed! - New music Nov 30th - page 50. (Read 128919 times)
October 09, 2012, 12:32:03 AM
It's good to see you hanging out in Atlas' thread, dank. He's another teenager with many brilliant ideas. You two should get along well - your outlooks are so similar.
October 08, 2012, 11:12:13 PM
I've not broken any laws here "Rarity".
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Whoever falsely assumes or pretends to be an officer or employee acting under the authority of the United States or any department, agency or officer thereof, and acts as such, or in such pretended character demands or obtains any money, paper, document, or thing of value, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both.
http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/912
October 08, 2012, 11:09:49 PM
I've not broken any laws here, "Rarity".
October 08, 2012, 11:06:49 PM
Looks like Rarity has a foot fetish. 
October 08, 2012, 11:01:33 PM
Securities fraud is a very serious crime.
I have reported you to the SEC for impersonating a federal enforcement officer. If you don't want to make this worse, you should stop posting at this point.
e: edited to remove confidential client information.
October 08, 2012, 10:51:43 PM
Securities fraud is a very serious crime, "dank".
You still have time to comply with the law, just rename your "bank" to something unrelated to financial services or shut down.
You still have time to comply with the law, just rename your "bank" to something unrelated to financial services or shut down.
October 08, 2012, 10:43:02 PM
No, rep, I live in the moment to work towards that dream.
SEC, it shouldn't exist.
SEC, it shouldn't exist.
October 08, 2012, 10:33:35 PM
How do you feel about federal prison, "dank"?
October 08, 2012, 10:32:27 PM
I run a small soup kitchen and saved a childs life from drowning once, I also received a commendation for escorting foreign students to their dorms right after 9-11 and getting my ass beat for it. I also grew up with 2 sociopath brothers, and guess what YOU remind me of!
Oh dank, tell us more about your karmetic superiority.
Oh dank, tell us more about your karmetic superiority.
He stills still and pictures his success, how dare you doubt him?
October 08, 2012, 10:22:06 PM
I run a small soup kitchen and saved a childs life from drowning once, I also received a commendation for escorting foreign students to their dorms right after 9-11 and getting my ass beat for it. I also grew up with 2 sociopath brothers, and guess what YOU remind me of!
Oh dank, tell us more about your karmetic superiority.
Oh dank, tell us more about your karmetic superiority.
October 08, 2012, 10:21:25 PM
May I remind you, I'm 18, and I don't plan on being successful until the end of the year.
Freudian slip there. You've already told us that you don't plan things but sit around thinking about and wishing for them and wait for the Universe deliver them to you - preferably gift wrapped with a bow on top - whenever.
October 08, 2012, 10:09:13 PM
Let's see who has more 'success' by age 19, shall we?
Cool.
50k in bank, my own company, 2nd year of my first bachelor's, 1400 ft² apartment, stable life and 2 year old car in the parking.
Plenty of other intangibles as well, such as friends, drive towards life goal and various hobbies throughout.
Ah, also I was doing a substantial bit of volunteering, aka investing in my karma, something you really should look into.
October 08, 2012, 09:55:57 PM
Let's see who has more 'success' by age 19, shall we?
Cool.
50k in bank, my own company, 2nd year of my first bachelor's, 1400 ft² apartment, stable life and 2 year old car in the parking.
Plenty of other intangibles as well, such as friends, drive towards life goal and various hobbies throughout.
October 08, 2012, 09:51:25 PM
Let's see who has more 'success' by age 19, shall we?
October 08, 2012, 09:50:19 PM
Do you all realize, you're bordering obsessive compulsion disorder, regarding my ventures? You all spend so much time and energy on it, everyday, yet you don't even like it.
I couldn't troll past age 15, and even when I did, it was only on counter strike. I guess some people never branch out in life.
I couldn't troll past age 15, and even when I did, it was only on counter strike. I guess some people never branch out in life.
Nah, I just keep a tab open, your lack of success and comprehension amuses me, and you're a great case study for a side-project I have.
May I remind you, I'm 18, and I don't plan on being successful until the end of the year.
Rep, I hope not, I play quite a bit of guitar. Several hours a day...
Rarity, by listening to it, you agree to limit your post count, per thread of mine, to one per day. Do I have your word?
At 18 I had more shit done, and didn't depend on handouts, be they from my parents, random strangers on the internet or mystery checks in the mail.
Also, your "planing" (read: hallucinating) of success on such a timetable is hilarious.
October 08, 2012, 09:47:44 PM
Rarity, by listening to it, you agree to limit your post count, per thread of mine, to one per day. Do I have your word?
You absolutely have my word.
October 08, 2012, 09:45:46 PM
Do you all realize, you're bordering obsessive compulsion disorder, regarding my ventures? You all spend so much time and energy on it, everyday, yet you don't even like it.
I couldn't troll past age 15, and even when I did, it was only on counter strike. I guess some people never branch out in life.
I couldn't troll past age 15, and even when I did, it was only on counter strike. I guess some people never branch out in life.
Nah, I just keep a tab open, your lack of success and comprehension amuses me, and you're a great case study for a side-project I have.
May I remind you, I'm 18, and I don't plan on being successful until the end of the year.
Rep, I hope not, I play quite a bit of guitar. Several hours a day...
Rarity, by listening to it, you agree to limit your post count, per thread of mine, to one per day. Do I have your word?
October 08, 2012, 09:41:27 PM
Do you all realize, you're bordering obsessive compulsion disorder, regarding my ventures? You all spend so much time and energy on it, everyday, yet you don't even like it.
I couldn't troll past age 15, and even when I did, it was only on counter strike. I guess some people never branch out in life.
I couldn't troll past age 15, and even when I did, it was only on counter strike. I guess some people never branch out in life.
Seriously, these people are crazy. If I didn't think Dank Bank wasn't a grand venture and Dank was destined for music success I would never be here. Dank is a skilled musician as his recent postings have proven as have dozens of his other recordings. If he isn't playing Mary Had A Little Lamb for my niece it is only because he is so busy with his other concerns, not because he has no idea how to actually play a guitar even at the most basic of levels and is pulling random strings like a four year old banging on a piano which sounds good to him even though it actually sounds awful and all the adults in the room are begging his parents to drag him away because he has no understanding of musical theory or composition or the basic scales and chords common to improvisation as some of you have ridiculously suggested. Just get out already.
My niece would really appreciate if such a skilled musician took out a few moments for her, shouldn't take more than a minute. Thanks, Dank.
October 08, 2012, 09:39:01 PM
Do you all realize, you're bordering obsessive compulsion disorder, regarding my ventures? You all spend so much time and energy on it, everyday, yet you don't even like it.
Other people spend more time and energy one your ventures than you do? You certainly got that right.
Karma is obligating us to participate! Dank was right! ALL HAIL KING DANK!
October 08, 2012, 09:36:32 PM
Do you all realize, you're bordering obsessive compulsion disorder, regarding my ventures? You all spend so much time and energy on it, everyday, yet you don't even like it.
Other people spend more time and energy on your ventures than you do? You certainly got that right.
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