Topic: Dank Bank Deposits - dank's soul is claimed! - New music Nov 30th - page 53. (Read 128919 times)
October 08, 2012, 06:58:48 PM
I'm pretty sure SEC stands for "secret".
October 08, 2012, 06:34:23 PM
SEC, get out of thread, Dank Bank is not a ponzi or financial institution.
I think you should revisit the dictionary entry on "bank", or did your education not include what a financial institution is?
October 08, 2012, 06:28:35 PM
SEC, get out of thread, Dank Bank is not a ponzi or financial institution.
Of course dank bank is a ponzi. It offers payment rates that you can't afford and have to beg your parents for help.
You also have kept your identity a secret and you do not explain how you make your money.
Plus, you have a history of not being honest.
I'd like to report the federal reserve for running a ponzi. Is there a form for that ?
October 08, 2012, 06:25:03 PM
While you are at it, forums user "Rarity", report "dank" and all of the other scams on the forum. You should be fighting hard to get all the security and lending frauds off of this board instead of conspiring with "dank" to fleece innocent victims.
When I see any illegal activity, I immediately report it as any good citizen should. In fact I went out of my way to keep Dank from breaking the law by opening a store to sell illegal drug paraphernalia. However, in this thread the only person breaking the law is you. Dank Bank is entirely legal.
If any real agents of the government wish to discuss anything with me, I am easy to find: [email protected]
October 08, 2012, 06:23:11 PM
SEC, get out of thread, Dank Bank is not a ponzi or financial institution.
Of course dank bank is a ponzi. It offers payment rates that you can't afford and have to beg your parents for help.
You also have kept your identity a secret and you do not explain how you make your money.
Plus, you have a history of not being honest.
He's honest within the hallucinated frame of reality he created. Or in another reality of the multiverse.
Fuck, I can't even keep up any more.
October 08, 2012, 06:20:56 PM
SEC, get out of thread, Dank Bank is not a ponzi or financial institution.
Of course dank bank is a ponzi. It offers payment rates that you can't afford and have to beg your parents for help.
You also have kept your identity a secret and you do not explain how you make your money.
Plus, you have a history of not being honest.
October 08, 2012, 06:20:46 PM
While you are at it, forums user "Rarity", report "dank" and all of the other scams on the forum. You should be fighting hard to get all the security and lending frauds off of this board instead of conspiring with "dank" to fleece innocent victims.
October 08, 2012, 06:18:34 PM
That's like saying I break up with a girl and she takes it the wrong way, goes through hell, and it's my fault. Nobody can make you feel anything, you make yourself feel emotions, it's 100% in your control. Furthermore, you know nothing about my experiences with my family, who are you to judge?
Most of us have enough integrity to not ask for handouts from those with whom we're in conflict, from whom we're estranged, or who we plain just don't like, though.
If you asked a girlfriend with whom you'd broken up and who was going through hell over the break up to give you money, you'd be a prized douche-bag. You might want to pick a better analogy.
SEC, get out of thread, Dank Bank is not a ponzi or financial institution.
This is pathetically hilarious, for those of us who are minimally grounded in reality...
October 08, 2012, 06:18:14 PM
You do realize that actively promoting a criminal act is a criminal act in and of itself, right "Rarity"? Conspiring with "dank" in his alleged criminal enterprise is probably not a wise move.
How about calling yourself a SEC Agent?
Do you have any evidence that he is not a SEC agent?
Ask to see his badge
October 08, 2012, 06:17:12 PM
That's like saying I break up with a girl and she takes it the wrong way, goes through hell, and it's my fault. Nobody can make you feel anything, you make yourself feel emotions, it's 100% in your control. Furthermore, you know nothing about my experiences with my family, who are you to judge?
Most of us have enough integrity to not ask for handouts from those with whom we're in conflict, from whom we're estranged, or who we plain just don't like, though.
If you asked a girlfriend with whom you'd broken up and who was going through hell over the break up to give you money, you'd be a prized douche-bag. You might want to pick a better analogy.
SEC, get out of thread, Dank Bank is not a ponzi or financial institution.
October 08, 2012, 06:12:37 PM
You do realize that actively promoting a criminal act is a criminal act in and of itself, right "Rarity"? Conspiring with "dank" in his alleged criminal enterprise is probably not a wise move.
How about calling yourself a SEC Agent?
Do you have any evidence that he is not a SEC agent?
October 08, 2012, 06:11:57 PM
You do realize that actively promoting a criminal act is a criminal act in and of itself, right "Rarity"? Conspiring with "dank" in his alleged criminal enterprise is probably not a wise move.
I will not be interrogated by a fraud who is besmirching the good name of the United States government. I will be reporting you to the federal government for impersonating a federal agent. Continue at your own risk.
I am contacting the SEC here, which provides easy access to how to report violations of SEC policy such as fraudulent securities or ponzi schemes or other violations such as your impersonation of an agent of the federal government: http://www.sec.gov/complaint/select.shtml
October 08, 2012, 06:11:31 PM
SEC - South East Conference.
So I can punch someone in the face and it's their fault for feeling pain.
So I can punch someone in the face and it's their fault for feeling pain.
October 08, 2012, 06:09:42 PM
You do realize that actively promoting a criminal act is a criminal act in and of itself, right "Rarity"? Conspiring with "dank" in his alleged criminal enterprise is probably not a wise move.
How about calling yourself a SEC Agent?
October 08, 2012, 06:06:43 PM
You do realize that actively promoting a criminal act is a criminal act in and of itself, right "Rarity"? Conspiring with "dank" in his alleged criminal enterprise is probably not a wise move.
October 08, 2012, 06:03:49 PM
That's like saying I break up with a girl and she takes it the wrong way, goes through hell, and it's my fault. Nobody can make you feel anything, you make yourself feel emotions, it's 100% in your control. Furthermore, you know nothing about my experiences with my family, who are you to judge?
Most of us have enough integrity to not ask for handouts from those with whom we're in conflict, from whom we're estranged, or who we plain just don't like, though.
If you asked a girlfriend with whom you'd broken up and who was going through hell over the break up to give you money, you'd be a prized douche-bag. You might want to pick a better analogy.
October 08, 2012, 06:02:34 PM
Answer my questions, "dank".
I have a question. Is it legal to impersonate an agent of the federal government? Go away. Dank Bank is entirely legal and financially sound in every way.
October 08, 2012, 05:58:43 PM
Answer my questions, "dank".
October 08, 2012, 05:58:00 PM
That's like saying I break up with a girl and she takes it the wrong way, goes through hell, and it's my fault. Nobody can make you feel anything, you make yourself feel emotions, it's 100% in your control. Furthermore, you know nothing about my experiences with my family, who are you to judge?
Bahahaha, so naive. You're giving yourself free licence to act anyway you want, 'cause it's their fault if they don't take it the "right way".
Also, if I can't make you feel anything, why so serious?
October 08, 2012, 05:55:29 PM
That's like saying I break up with a girl and she takes it the wrong way, goes through hell, and it's my fault. Nobody can make you feel anything, you make yourself feel emotions, it's 100% in your control. Furthermore, you know nothing about my experiences with my family, who are you to judge?
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