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Topic: Do you like kids? - page 5. (Read 5158 times)

legendary
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September 11, 2014, 12:48:55 PM
#24

@Ah trolling kids on bitcointalk nice move Decker forgot that option.

Chuckle.   Cheesy
hero member
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September 11, 2014, 12:30:28 PM
#23
Hi everyone,

i love children their innocent talk and company.  

I sense a ton of bias incoming but this seems fun
Sure I enjoy children and their innocence and company as well Lol.

@Ah trolling kids on bitcointalk nice move Decker forgot that option.
member
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September 11, 2014, 12:29:28 PM
#22
Nope, i don't think so they are loud, annoying.
legendary
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September 11, 2014, 11:55:24 AM
#21
Of course I like kids. To see that I like them, all you need to do is look at how I entertain them in:

https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/scientific-proof-that-god-exists-737322

and

https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/what-happens-to-the-wicked-upon-death-770346

Smiley
legendary
Activity: 3416
Merit: 1912
The Concierge of Crypto
September 11, 2014, 11:54:34 AM
#20
I like making kids. (Even better is trying to make them without succeeding.)

I've got two. The 2 year old is a nihilist; he destroys everything in sight. The 1 year old is just quietly planning her rampage when she turns 2.
legendary
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Merit: 1196
Reputation first.
September 11, 2014, 11:51:20 AM
#19
Yes, I like so much kids.

They, at difference of adult, are so good and innocent.

I'm only 19, but I'd want to have one-two or more Smiley
full member
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September 11, 2014, 11:39:41 AM
#18
I do but Not enough to have my own.
hero member
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September 11, 2014, 11:34:03 AM
#17
I like them in terms of showing them I care but not in terms of actually being there all the times.
Put it this way I would rather be a uncle then a dad.
member
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Merit: 10
September 11, 2014, 10:55:59 AM
#16
Kids come with a huge responsibility so I am not ready for them yet but I like them for sure.
legendary
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September 11, 2014, 10:39:13 AM
#15
I like kids,but it is a great responsibility to care for them.Also,you need patience and very strong nerves.  Tongue
hero member
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Small Red and Bad
September 11, 2014, 10:34:16 AM
#14
Fucking nihilists, the lot of 'em.

Lol, what makes them nihilists exactly? They are annoying though. Don't want any of my own to be honest.
They don't care why things happen, they just seek rewards. Very animalistic - no philosophical framework.

Peeing in toilet = candy & parents look pleased
Pissing self = no candy & parents look pissed
Therefor, pee in toilet, don't piss self.

Without the candy incentive (doesn't care whether we approve or not), fuck taking time out of her busy schedule of telling a story about a horse who eats lots of hay and is blue and has friends with a thousand dollars and is a hippinpotmas - if she has to piss, she's doing it right there, right then. Maybe when she's ~four, things'll change. ... Or she's just outsmarting us. Unsure. Maybe the hardcore individualist streak is from us telling her, before going to church with grandparents, that Jesus comes down the chimney each Christmas to be burned alive so Catholics can eat his charred flesh and be pacified rather than killing us all. No, probably just bad luck -- some kids are just born weird, I guess.

Haha so true! Their mood can change almost instantly with no real cause. From happiness to hysteria in 5 seconds.
Not to mention how cruel they are, you have to protect small animals from them or they'll be petted to death.
newbie
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Merit: 0
September 11, 2014, 10:20:23 AM
#13
Yes I like playing videogames with my eight years old son Smiley
sr. member
Activity: 324
Merit: 250
September 11, 2014, 08:14:06 AM
#12
Problem with kids - You never know how they are going to turnout.

Probably turn out like the majority of everyone else: wasted potential. I don't know how I'd feel if my kids grew up to be really nasty people or just fucked up in general.
legendary
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September 11, 2014, 08:09:52 AM
#11
Problem with kids - You never know how they are going to turnout.

Have the same problem baking a cupcake. We just have to do the best we can and have fun along the way.
sr. member
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September 11, 2014, 07:13:06 AM
#10
Problem with kids - You never know how they are going to turnout.
legendary
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September 11, 2014, 07:06:55 AM
#9
I love my kids. They are annoying at times, great responsibility to take care of them, but they also say the most heart warming things, not just to please you, they really meant it.
sr. member
Activity: 602
Merit: 251
September 11, 2014, 06:58:30 AM
#8
Wtf? She's less than four years old! Why are you parents such fucking control freaks? She'll learn to stop pissing herself on her own, holy shit, I realise this may be just Kluge joking around of course but a lot of parents seriously worry the shit out of me with the way they almost literally treat their children as if they're destined to be their obedient slaves.

Mine is 6 and it's best thing that ever happened, I love kind just need to make more of them Smiley
legendary
Activity: 1540
Merit: 1000
September 11, 2014, 06:40:07 AM
#7
Wtf? She's less than four years old! Why are you parents such fucking control freaks? She'll learn to stop pissing herself on her own, holy shit, I realise this may be just Kluge joking around of course but a lot of parents seriously worry the shit out of me with the way they almost literally treat their children as if they're destined to be their obedient slaves.
donator
Activity: 1218
Merit: 1015
September 11, 2014, 06:25:53 AM
#6
Fucking nihilists, the lot of 'em.

Lol, what makes them nihilists exactly? They are annoying though. Don't want any of my own to be honest.
They don't care why things happen, they just seek rewards. Very animalistic - no philosophical framework.

Peeing in toilet = candy & parents look pleased
Pissing self = no candy & parents look pissed
Therefor, pee in toilet, don't piss self.

Without the candy incentive (doesn't care whether we approve or not), fuck taking time out of her busy schedule of telling a story about a horse who eats lots of hay and is blue and has friends with a thousand dollars and is a hippinpotmas - if she has to piss, she's doing it right there, right then. Maybe when she's ~four, things'll change. ... Or she's just outsmarting us. Unsure. Maybe the hardcore individualist streak is from us telling her, before going to church with grandparents, that Jesus comes down the chimney each Christmas to be burned alive so Catholics can eat his charred flesh and be pacified rather than killing us all. No, probably just bad luck -- some kids are just born weird, I guess.
sr. member
Activity: 324
Merit: 250
September 11, 2014, 06:11:29 AM
#5
Fucking nihilists, the lot of 'em.

Lol, what makes them nihilists exactly? They are annoying though. Don't want any of my own to be honest.
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