Not to worry Americans, this is an EU thing!
Your dollars are safe. Something like this could never, ever happen to a Federal Reserve bank. They're all totally solvent. I promise.... In fact, buy some more US bonds! They're the safest financial bet you can make.
LOL, you joke but the most fucked up part about this whole situation is that they are screwing the depositors in order to protect the bond holders. If you were holding bonds on Cypriot banks you would be in a better position than the depositors in Cyprus. This is the opposite of how a bank is supposed to work. This is who is supposed to take the hit when a bank goes under (or at least this is what we have been told about it):
1. Depositors
2. Bond Holders
3. Stock Holders
(4. The Fed through the FDIC, which insures bank deposits, they pay the depositors directly, but this is an American thing)
When a bank goes bankrupt their stocks and bonds stop trading. The company is sold off and any proceeds go to paying the depositors (in the US they pay whatever the FDIC hasn't insured, the FDIC insures deposits up to $250k per account), then whatever is left goes to the bond holders and then if by some miracle if there is anything left after that the stock holders might make a penny or two on the dollar, if they are very lucky.
In Cyprus they are reversing this. This is who has the risk, from least risk to most risk:
1. Bond Holders
2. Stock Holders
3. Depositors
That turns depositors into investors rather than customers. The problem is, as they will soon realize, no depositor wants to invest in something as shady as a modern bank. If they did they would buy bonds or stock in the bank.
Now that the EU has demonstrated that they are willing to do this I don't think depositors in the rest of the EU will want to play that game. This will cause a drop in savings, which will increase consumption. That is good for manufacturers, but that will strangle their investment sector because without depositors financiers don't have money to invest. Interest rates are about to skyrocket. This will cause need for another bailout, which will hurt confidence even more, causing another bailout and so forth, as more depositors leave in waves with each successive theft of their deposits.
The end game will be when they all realize the EU was a horrible idea and they go back to using national currencies that are controlled by people they elected (or who were at least appointed by people they elected). The longer they wait to do that the more people will discover international currencies like bitcoin.