The messy details: I emailed Amazon with my question that I showed everyone here. They then responded yesterday and it was a breeze to use HTML edit to give it a few juicy details.
Here is the real email!
Hello,
Thanks for writing to us.
We don't accept bitcoins as a payment method on our website at this time.
We accept credit cards, debit cards, payment from U.S. checking accounts, Amazon.com Gift Cards, Amazon Payments Stored Balance, and the Amazon.com Store Card. Here are the credit cards we accept:
-- American Express
-- Diner's Club (U.S. billing addresses only)
-- Discover
-- MasterCard
-- Visa, Visa Electron, and Visa Check Cards
-- Eurocard
-- JCB
-- NYCE
-- STAR
-- China UnionPay (credit card only)
You can learn more about these payment methods on our Help pages:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html/?nodeId=513058
However we consider your suggestion to accept bit coins as a payment method.
Customer feedback like yours is very important in helping us continue to improve our website and services. I appreciate your thoughts, and will be sure to pass your suggestion along.
We look forward to seeing you again soon.
Best regards,
Hariprasath S.
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