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legendary
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May 04, 2017, 02:26:06 PM
How about some laughter
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LOL

The Tyson / Shatner skit around 4:20 is hilarious.

And Sagan The Chimp chirping "millions, billions, trillions" never gets old.

Good laughs.

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Have faith.
May 04, 2017, 02:09:38 PM
How about some laughter
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legendary
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May 04, 2017, 02:08:36 PM
OMG that poor little monkey what did he ever do to those evil fucks? This planet needs a cleansing.

Anyone who thinks the moon landings were real, will probably believe the monkey scene from FOD is real too.

Sad that there are so many gullible and brainless cunts in the world like BobLawblaw.

Indeed, this planet needs a cleansing.
In the network very often there is a lot of information about the fact that the Earth can be threatened from space and finally if it happens many skeptics, the relative real existence of the planet, will be very surprised.

If you believe that "Earth can be threatened from space", then you will simply believe them when they tell you that we are being invaded.

You can count on them playing the alien card in the next couple of years. It will be their greatest deception ever.

Mark the date 11/19/19 on your calendar, just for fun.
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May 04, 2017, 01:32:53 PM
OMG that poor little monkey what did he ever do to those evil fucks? This planet needs a cleansing.

Anyone who thinks the moon landings were real, will probably believe the monkey scene from FOD is real too.

Sad that there are so many gullible and brainless cunts in the world like BobLawblaw.

Indeed, this planet needs a cleansing.
In the network very often there is a lot of information about the fact that the Earth can be threatened from space and finally if it happens many skeptics, the relative real existence of the planet, will be very surprised.
legendary
Activity: 854
Merit: 1000
May 04, 2017, 01:27:46 PM
OMG that poor little monkey what did he ever do to those evil fucks? This planet needs a cleansing.

Anyone who thinks the moon landings were real, will probably believe the monkey scene from FOD is real too.

Sad that there are so many gullible and brainless cunts in the world like BobLawblaw.

Indeed, this planet needs a cleansing.
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May 04, 2017, 12:43:45 PM
OMG that poor little monkey what did he ever do to those evil fucks? This planet needs a cleansing.
legendary
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May 04, 2017, 11:59:44 AM

Yeah... unfortunately our (spheric) world is filled with clowns like you.

sr. member
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I hate everyone, equally.
May 04, 2017, 08:16:00 AM

Yeah... unfortunately our (spheric) world is filled with clowns like you.
legendary
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May 04, 2017, 07:11:18 AM

Hahaha comments are fuck'n pwned.
sr. member
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May 04, 2017, 06:10:37 AM
Flat Earth is a joke.

PS: reality --> https://twitter.com/NASA/status/859553488791105538/photo/1
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Have faith.
May 04, 2017, 04:11:17 AM


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May 04, 2017, 03:16:38 AM
Facts about the Earth:

a) The surface of the earth is flat. (proven with a telephoto lens and by the flat horizon)
b) The Earth is surrounded by 100% pure distilled water not empty space/vacuum. (evidenced by a 1/2 ton block of ice that fell out of the sky)
c) The sky is covered by a firmament or dome to keep the water out. (source the Bible)
d) The firmament is yellow or gold. (source the Masons)
e) The surface of the Earth is inside a sphere half filled with rocks and water. (source the Jews)
f) The Moon and the Sun orbit in a circle above the flat surface. (source the Chinese and proven with a sextant)


a) So if you climb high enough and use a telephoto lens camera, can you see across continents on a clear day? If not, why not?
b) How did this block of frozen water get through the firmament you claim exists in your point c)?
c) I guess the great flood was actually caused by God doing ceiling (firmament) renovations and he forgot to plug the holes he made for 40 days and nights.
d) Hopefully it's gold - mine that sucker.
e) Why can't the Earth be a sphere itself rather than a flat surface inside of a sphere?
f) This poses more questions that all other points above. What keeps the Sun and the Moon from falling to Earth? If it's their density, then what keeps them from floating all the way to the firmament given they have to be less dense than air, otherwise they'd fall to Earth? Why are they orbiting the Earth in the first place? If they're orbiting through the Earth's atmosphere, what keeps them from losing their kinetic energy through drag and eventually ceasing orbit?



PS: reality --> https://www.nasa.gov/feature/jpl/new-movie-shows-cassinis-first-dive-over-saturn
sr. member
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May 04, 2017, 01:38:09 AM
Facts about the Earth:

a) The surface of the earth is flat. (proven with a telephoto lens and by the flat horizon)
b) The Earth is surrounded by 100% pure distilled water not empty space/vacuum. (evidenced by a 1/2 ton block of ice that fell out of the sky)
c) The sky is covered by a firmament or dome to keep the water out. (source the Bible)
d) The firmament is yellow or gold. (source the Masons)
e) The surface of the Earth is inside a sphere half filled with rocks and water. (source the Jews)
f) The Moon and the Sun orbit in a circle above the flat surface. (source the Chinese and proven with a sextant)


a) So if you climb high enough and use a telephoto lens camera, can you see across continents on a clear day? If not, why not?
b) How did this block of frozen water get through the firmament you claim exists in your point c)?
c) I guess the great flood was actually caused by God doing ceiling (firmament) renovations and he forgot to plug the holes he made for 40 days and nights.
d) Hopefully it's gold - mine that sucker.
e) Why can't the Earth be a sphere itself rather than a flat surface inside of a sphere?
f) This poses more questions that all other points above. What keeps the Sun and the Moon from falling to Earth? If it's their density, then what keeps them from floating all the way to the firmament given they have to be less dense than air, otherwise they'd fall to Earth? Why are they orbiting the Earth in the first place? If they're orbiting through the Earth's atmosphere, what keeps them from losing their kinetic energy through drag and eventually ceasing orbit?
sr. member
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May 04, 2017, 12:03:45 AM
Facts about the Earth:

a) The surface of the earth is flat. (proven with a telephoto lens and by the flat horizon)
b) The Earth is surrounded by 100% pure distilled water not empty space/vacuum. (evidenced by a 1/2 ton block of ice that fell out of the sky)
c) The sky is covered by a firmament or dome to keep the water out. (source the Bible)
d) The firmament is yellow or gold. (source the Masons)
e) The surface of the Earth is inside a sphere half filled with rocks and water. (source the Jews)
f) The Moon and the Sun orbit in a circle above the flat surface. (source the Chinese and proven with a sextant)
full member
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May 03, 2017, 11:05:05 PM
yeah earth is flat and do not step any further, cause were going to pitfall at the edge. LOL
legendary
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May 03, 2017, 09:33:26 PM
Obviously it is flat, how else would we be able to walk? I called it.



BobLawblaw skips around in a pair of these.

Genuine Montana Fruit Boots. Made in Italy.

MiSKLaCH can hook you up at www.iamafag.it

BADecker is taking a pair to Mars with him.

These are actually nomad13666's feet. This is what he wears at the funny farm. He gave the tops to notbatman to flip over and wear as stick-ons at the beach, since they don't trust him out there in the public.

 Cheesy.
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I hate everyone, equally.
May 03, 2017, 04:10:55 PM
legendary
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May 03, 2017, 03:13:05 PM
Obviously it is flat, how else would we be able to walk? I called it.



BobLawblaw skips around in a pair of these.

Genuine Montana Fruit Boots. Made in Italy.

MiSKLaCH can hook you up at www.iamafag.it

BADecker is taking a pair to Mars with him.
legendary
Activity: 3990
Merit: 1385
May 03, 2017, 03:10:57 PM
Obviously it is flat, how else would we be able to walk? I called it.


"Everybody can walk on the surface of the Earth because there is a force (called Gravity, or Electromagnetism... not really sure about that...) that keeps you attached to it!"


Best regards.

No, no, no...   It's not gravity. Flat earth people dug deep down into the deepest, darkest recesses of their minds and figured out that it is density.

 Grin
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