Hi all,
Im gauging interest in a GLBSE bearish fund. This fund would be run on the assumption that nearly everything currently on GLBSE will, in the long run, produce a negative ROI, as almost all the assets are overpriced, insolvent, a scam or (indirect) passthroughs to (other passthroughs to) overpriced assets, insolvent assets or scams.
The reason I believe this to be the case is that everyone is trying to “make his coins work for him” by investing and searching for the highest possible APR at a perceived risk level they deem acceptable, but the reality is that almost none of the companies listed on GLBSE create any added value that could sustain these returns.
Think about it, which company listed there offers products or services you are willing to pay for? Precious few. The vast majority (including mining bonds and companies) only produce promises to generate you more coins than you put in. That obviously cant work, and therefore, a few small exceptions aside, the only ones that create "added value", create it for themselves, either as plain scams, or by issuing bonds/shares and taking their cut before their investors lose their principal due to their own or other assets crashing or defaulting.
Now, if you also believe thats true, you may wonder why do I start a fund and how on earth could it profit? Bearmarkets are an opportunity too, especially if you are one of few to realize it and act on it.
PuppyBear will try to short assets by borrowing them from other investors, provided there is enough liquidity to make it feasible and provided we can find willing investors to borrow them to us on acceptable terms. This would be our primary business.
PuppyBear will also try to identify small windows of opportunity to invest in, should they arise, even high risk ones, but we will generally hold most or even all of our assets in bitcoins, either as collateral for shorting or ready to be used if/when an opportunity arises.
Puppybear willl not try to invest in “the best of the worst” as all other investment funds seem to do. Puppybear realizes that its far
better to have bitcoins and 0% APR than a crappy investment that pays high dividends but ends up losing 10% per month. If there is nothing worth buying, we wont buy "nothing" (but we will try to sell short overpriced assets if we can).
Trying to preempt some questions.
Q What ROI do you expect to achieve?Let me put it this way: In the long run, I am convinced we will provide
a better ROI than ~98% of all other GLSBE assets. If you think thats a bold statement, its not and this fund is probably not for you, as Im fairly sure that a cold wallet would have provided a better ROI than 98% of all investments on GLSBE over the past year. If we can beat a cold wallet, I will consider it a success. I am not going to guess by how much we can beat it, but I will take 1% APR over -10%.
Q will you run off with the coins?
Nope. I will get fully verified on GLBSE, and Ill be as transparent as I can be. If we short shares, the collateral will probably be put in a trusted escrow service. Im also thinking cold wallet bitcoin storage addresses will be provided to shareholders or made public.
Q What makes you think you are qualified?
It wont just be me, I assume anyone investing in this will be “like minded”, so I will gladly listen to and consult with my shareholders to identify opportunities, whether it is for investing or shorting, or doing nothing.
Unlike many other "CEO's", I realize the coins actually belong to you, the shareholder, so you will have your say. But never having been scammed once so far, realizing whats going on GLBSE, and being able to perform first grade arithmetic with very few errors already gives me a clear leg up over 99% of the other “fund managers”. Iif you think Im not qualified, dont invest.
Q How would you structure the IPO, how would you structure dividends? What will the contract state?
I havent quite thought this through yet, and I wont until I see sufficient positive response. Im open to suggestions, though I certainly would avoid a never ending IPO like DMC. As for dividends, as I see it, dividends will only be paid if there are substantial and sustained profits, and after shareholders approval. Dividends will be the exception, like after we completed a very successful shorting, it wont be the rule, they wont happen daily or weekly.
Same goes for issuing new shares, only if shareholders approve it, and in a way that rewards early shareholders, rather than dilute them.
Q what will your cut be?
Up for debate. Whatever it is, it will be humble and most of it should be performance dependent. I dont think I should get paid a fat fee for losing your coins, most of you are quite capable of doing that yourselves without my help
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