An insider just forwarded this to me... Confirms the rumor that he's left the country.
What I find most interesting is that
he didn't tell his entire company until a week after he left. What CEO disappears without a trace then tells the company a week later he went on vacation amidst an SEC investigation?
Which brings me to the next oddity... He says
he planned a vacation but waited until things calmed down... Hold the fuck up,
if this is what calm is, I'd hate to see what his idea of a disaster is.
Know what else "comes at a family cost"? An affair, but who's judging... (we all are, Homero)
My favorite part of the entire email....
He "paycoined" his entire team with one of his famous lines...
Also, we have some exciting news, but I will not spoil it for you; other than to say, the best is yet to come .Wow, I thought he only used that bullshit on his customers, apparently he also uses it to rally the folks aboard the sinking ship.