I wonder if we can create a writeaprisoner account for Garza once he is incarcerated? I remember Susan Smith had one.
We can send him a whitepaper
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September 02, 2017, 03:44:49 AM
We can send him a whitepaper
September 02, 2017, 03:03:15 AM
I wonder if we can create a writeaprisoner account for Garza once he is incarcerated? I remember Susan Smith had one.
August 31, 2017, 10:32:18 AM
Thanks, @cyberpitstop
I'll be here all night!
ba da boom.
August 31, 2017, 09:40:28 AM
Yeah, if we gave Garza a GOLD trophy for #1 Scam King...... he'd probably have it bronzed.
I laughed so hard I spit coffee all over my laptop here in the airport lobby.
August 30, 2017, 10:40:16 PM
Yeah, if we gave Garza a GOLD trophy for #1 Scam King...... he'd probably have it bronzed.
He'd bronze his own shoes before his kids'
Speakin' of bronze kids ...
"I've been fuckin kids since I was a kid.
Almost trained one once to cup my balls."
August 30, 2017, 09:24:11 PM
Yeah, if we gave Garza a GOLD trophy for #1 Scam King...... he'd probably have it bronzed.
He'd bronze his own shoes before his kids'
August 30, 2017, 05:21:45 PM
Yeah, if we gave Garza a GOLD trophy for #1 Scam King...... he'd probably have it bronzed.
August 30, 2017, 02:16:24 PM
maybe his plea deal was from trump. trump heard about his floor and wants garza to make the new digital ecurrency for usa.
I doubt garza could come up with something more scummy than US Dollar though
Introducing the GarzapaloozaCoin Festival, hosted by none other than Josh Garza known for his lyrics ...
You cup big balls
You cup big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty Marshall Long stinky big balls
And he cups big balls,
And she cups big balls,
But I cup the biggest balls of them all!
You cup big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty Marshall Long stinky big balls
And he cups big balls,
And she cups big balls,
But I cup the biggest balls of them all!
lmao all paycoin hodlers get free V.I.P passes?
lol 
August 30, 2017, 12:26:33 PM
maybe his plea deal was from trump. trump heard about his floor and wants garza to make the new digital ecurrency for usa.
I doubt garza could come up with something more scummy than US Dollar though
Long time ago (~1990s) I was doing some odd IT freelancing and helped someone to set up a color inkjet printer - big deal back then. A few days later that person was on the evening news in handcuffs - picked up for printing fiat (not sure if US dollars but likely) on that printer.
Garza is the modern day equivalent of a moron with a color printer deciding to make himself rich the easy way.
August 30, 2017, 12:24:25 PM
maybe his plea deal was from trump. trump heard about his floor and wants garza to make the new digital ecurrency for usa.
I doubt garza could come up with something more scummy than US Dollar though
Introducing the GarzapaloozaCoin Festival, hosted by none other than Josh Garza known for his lyrics ...
You cup big balls
You cup big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty Marshall Long stinky big balls
And he cups big balls,
And she cups big balls,
But I cup the biggest balls of them all!
You cup big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty Marshall Long stinky big balls
And he cups big balls,
And she cups big balls,
But I cup the biggest balls of them all!
August 30, 2017, 11:21:33 AM
maybe his plea deal was from trump. trump heard about his floor and wants garza to make the new digital ecurrency for usa.
I doubt garza could come up with something more scummy than US Dollar though
August 30, 2017, 10:15:26 AM
Perhaps he surrendered his passport at the plea deal?
Or maybe he's planning to room with "Big" "Perv Vern" in China somewhere?
They did collude on Cryptsy with that immoral "Prime Controller."
And they both like to cheat on their wives.
maybe his plea deal was from trump. trump heard about his floor and wants garza to make the new digital ecurrency for usa. there is no way usa can go into debt because stuart fraser is backing it?
garza wont spend long in the can but it'll make him think twice in the future. his wiki page can then have mention of that so all future business partners can google him first.
hes fucked and he'll be a blubbering mess when the inmates call hoim names and harrass him. best thing? he can't shadow ban them.
August 30, 2017, 06:18:39 AM
hes fucked and he'll be a blubbering mess when the inmates call hoim names and harrass him. best thing? he cant shadow ban them.
He's probably gonna try to make new friends in prison by scamming or cheating them.
August 30, 2017, 06:03:36 AM
Perhaps he surrendered his passport at the plea deal?
Or maybe he's planning to room with "Big" "Perv Vern" in China somewhere?
They did collude on Cryptsy with that immoral "Prime Controller."
And they both like to cheat on their wives.
maybe his plea deal was from trump. trump heard about his floor and wants garza to make the new digital ecurrency for usa. there is no way usa can go into debt because stuart fraser is backing it?
garza wont spend long in the can but it'll make him think twice in the future. his wiki page can then have mention of that so all future business partners can google him first.
hes fucked and he'll be a blubbering mess when the inmates call hoim names and harrass him. best thing? he cant shadow ban them.
August 29, 2017, 12:48:44 PM
Perhaps he surrendered his passport at the plea deal?
Or maybe he's planning to room with "Big" "Perv Vern" in China somewhere?
They did collude on Cryptsy with that immoral "Prime Controller."
And they both like to cheat on their wives.
August 29, 2017, 11:37:58 AM
I wonder what the likelihood is he just won't show up to his sentencing? Has there been any bail placed on him or some sort of ankle monitoring? I wasn't sure how the Feds usually handle people like this. Seems he would be a great candidate to flee to a non extraditionary country. Of course most of those are pretty unpleasant places.
If he has any money left it's probably better for him to just serve the sentence and hope for a chance to spend it. It wasn't a huge move-to-another-country-and-live-carefree-for-the-rest-of-your-life kind of amount to begin with, and we know he's not a thrifty person.
On the other hand, he's also not a smart person, so I do hope he tries to leg it and gets cuffed at an airport... make my day Homero!
August 29, 2017, 04:04:00 AM
I wonder what the likelihood is he just won't show up to his sentencing? Has there been any bail placed on him or some sort of ankle monitoring? I wasn't sure how the Feds usually handle people like this. Seems he would be a great candidate to flee to a non extraditionary country. Of course most of those are pretty unpleasant places.
August 28, 2017, 09:02:15 PM
^^^ Philippines.
August 28, 2017, 07:24:30 PM
IT's THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!
Insiders tell me that Garbanzo goes straight to the PEN after sentencing in January.
Welcome Wagon is Waiting!
Welcome wagon hell! He'll be deemed the new conductor for the soon-to-go-viral Radio Garza video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAVVVMcTShQ
"I had my time, I had the power
And you saw my finest hour
Radio, Garza
All you heard was Radio gar gar
Radio za za
Radio, Garza"
IT's THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!
Re pic: Garza is going to a South Korean Labor Camp??
Or is that the High School (Penitentiary) Musical?
August 28, 2017, 12:55:01 PM
IT's THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!
Insiders tell me that Garbanzo goes straight to the PEN after sentencing in January.
Welcome Wagon is Waiting!
Welcome wagon hell! He'll be deemed the new conductor for the soon-to-go-viral Radio Garza video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAVVVMcTShQ
"I had my time, I had the power
And you saw my finest hour
Radio, Garza
All you heard was Radio gar gar
Radio za za
Radio, Garza"
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