I don't think the SEC would approve a bitcoin etf
I'm almost sure they will as I don't think that heavyweight attorney that specializes in this kind of thing has no influence/colleagues in the SEC nor would she take on a knowingly failed case just for extra money because she has a reputation to upkeep. We're not talking defense attorneys here.
It would be useful to know what percentage of requests for ETFs are denied by the SEC. Their approval is not a mere formality, and COIN surely is not the only wannabe ETF with heavyweight attorneys. I gather that it is not a good sign that COIN has been sitting on SEC's desks for ~2 years, and already went through 5 amended re-filings.
Wall Street hedge funds have invested in lots of garbage like mortgage-backed securities, derivatives and other worthless junk so they need something like Bitcoin in their portfolio to provide an upside to their valuations as well as something more to sell to their clients who don't want direct exposure to Bitcoin itself.
I doubt that loading up in bitcoin would improve the image of any investment fund. Wall Street is not very fond of instruments that lose value every quarter for five consecutive quarters, and whose Captains of Industry cannot even explain why the price is now 220, much less why it should rise again in the future. "Because Wall Street will buy lots of it" is not a convincing argument to Wall Street, I suspect.
What other "wannabe ETF"'s have "heavy weight attorneys?
What evidence do you have that "COIN has been sitting on SEC's desks"? I.e. what factual basis do you have to characterize the SEC as just ignoring the filing?
What information/background do you have on the goals and operations of "any investment fund"? Please explain in your own words what an investment fund even does.
What information/background do you have to comment on what kinds of instruments that "Wall Street" might be interested in and why?
What evidence do you have that justifies asserting that nobody in Wall Street has any tools or methodology to begin to analyze bitcoin valuation?
What is the purpose of using the phrase "Captains of industry" other than as a pejorative to advance nothing but innuendo?
What basis do you have to poison the well by insinuating that FOMO is the front-line argument in favor of a possible future bitcoin appreciation?
What is the redeeming value in anything whatsoever in your post when the entire thing is toxic innuendo substantiated by absolutely nothing other than completely baseless conjecture?