Offer escrow already, my stomach rumbles every time I pass by this thread. Various members of my household are on diets, so every time I try and buy cookies I get beaten severely and scolded. I plan to order millions of boxes and hide them in my stomach.
That and the girl scouts outside of the grocery stores judge me when I tell them I want 48 boxes of thin mints. They have thin in the name, I don't see why they aren't considered a diet food.
Made my day!
Now I'm hungry
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Now to do it in real life with girl scout cookies!!!!!! 
