I agree, if you just go to localbitcoins.com, you will find tons of people that will meet you in a public place and sell you BTC for cash.
What does that mean "Cant fund my account", certainly it means you can't fund your address, or does it mean you can't get past the KYC 'WALL'
Well if you have an 'account' and by that I assume btc valid-address, where you have the private key. I'm sure there are infinite people would be happy to transfer BTC to your account.
To connect just visit localbitcoins.com, and click on the links of sellers, not the site itself, once your in contact with a seller in your area, then feel each other out and decide how to progress.
On the other hand if you mean, you say 'opened' an account on coinbase, and can't fund, well that's a common problem for instance 'transferwise' will not fund crypto, and same for lots of banks.
People here have answered your question, I think your a bot, because context you use 'account' is not clear. You can't transfer BTC to your bank-account, you don't sound educated enough to have setup a wallet and create your own address, so what the hell are you even complaining about?
If you tried to setup an account on a USA based IRS controlled exchange, expect the process to take a long-long time. The IRS needs time & the FBI to do a colonoscopy on your life.