So sir, do you always drive to the extreme left of the road unless overtaking?
Also, since you follow all laws, here are some laws that I hope you follow too:
- If you find more than Rs10, you file an FIR because otherwise you'd be a criminal
- If you ever come to delhi and see a tidda (locust) you start beating a drum because otherwise you'd be a criminal
- Whenever you fly a kite you take a license for it because you are not a criminal right?
- You would never work in a company where woman work after sunset because its illegal right?
- In a marriage/party, you never go on stage to dance with your wife because if the number of couples exceeds 10, you'd be offending the government!
- Oh and child labour! You never order tea road-side or eat at a dhaba right? ...right?
- If the government ever throws you out of your land to make a public building, you'd happily give it away, because you are not a criminal
- Apart from all the law books, you have also read all the religious texts of all the possible religions in India because its illegal to commit blasphemy
I could go on.. but ..
You are a god to me since you never break any law! (Even if some laws are against each other.. )
Please pm your address..I wanna wash your feet..
this is hilarious... great set of mind