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Topic: Help bring peace with your money (Read 3136 times)

newbie
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Merit: 500
September 23, 2013, 10:02:56 AM
#53
Seriously, who let 4chan in here?

he is not 4chan, he is the true incarnation of positive energy and karma

True incarnation of something that's for sure..... positive energy and karma wouldn't be my first choice.
member
Activity: 84
Merit: 10
September 23, 2013, 11:35:05 AM
#51
I beg you pardon Huh

And ehm.. can I have something of what you are smoking? Grin
b!z
legendary
Activity: 1582
Merit: 1010
September 23, 2013, 10:44:52 AM
#50
Seriously, who let 4chan in here?

he is not 4chan, he is the true incarnation of positive energy and karma

True incarnation of something that's for sure..... positive energy and karma wouldn't be my first choice.

the incarnation of "a new age of peace and eternal bliss", perhaps?
b!z
legendary
Activity: 1582
Merit: 1010
September 21, 2013, 11:31:46 PM
#49
Seriously, who let 4chan in here?

he is not 4chan, he is the true incarnation of positive energy and karma
donator
Activity: 1055
Merit: 1020
September 21, 2013, 10:19:50 AM
#48
Of course, we'll meet up after the concert and I'll let you touch my magical crystal.



legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1002
You cannot kill love
September 21, 2013, 10:13:50 AM
#47
Jokes on you all, I've been worshiping Dank for years! Oh Jesus Dank, since I was your first disciple, can you pass some Voodoo onto me? I'd like to be able to shoot lasers, and blow things up with my mind, or something similar.
Of course, we'll meet up after the concert and I'll let you touch my magical crystal.  You may want to start with something simple like floating, but what do I know, you may quickly find the power to shoot lasers via eye and blow up things with said lasers simultaneously.
hero member
Activity: 756
Merit: 522
September 21, 2013, 07:05:34 AM
#46
Hi, I'm Sean Martin.  Last year, I found my soul along with understanding and peace.  I have accessed the akashic records.  I found my life goal to assemble a million person music festival by 2021, eight years from now.  An event consisting of rapid evolution of the human mind called the singularity will take place at the concert, something impossible will happen that will forever change the perspective of how we view life, something so undeniable you will believe not only in god but that you are god.  The singularity marks the transition to a new age of peace and eternal bliss, when humans learn to control negative emotions and consciously make the decision to let go of ego, hate and doubt.

I have foreseen visions and dreams of the concert and the exact moment singularity is reached.  I know it is possible because I have done it in dreams.  I know it will come true because I believe in it, and as you will learn, anything you believe comes true.

I'm dedicating my life to this for a few reasons, you won't find someone else more dedicated to changing the world.
- World peace means heaven, which means anything is possible
- I lost my girl when she misunderstood my dreams, I will get her back at the concert
- I lost my family and some friends when they misunderstood my dreams, they'll believe me when it happens
- I was violently drugged on anti-psychotics after falsely being diagnosed with schizophrenia, I feel that my mind will not restore to it's previous state (before any pharmaceutical has ever tainted it) until singularity anyways

I'm looking for a few thousand to a few million, whatever you feel comfortable with contributing towards humanity, length and interest will vary based on variables.

For example, I would take a $10k loan and pay it off over 7 years with 20% interest.

I will earn several million off ticket sales, I will sell them in tiers; 100,000 tickets at $10 ($1m), 100,000 tickets at $20 ($3m), 100,000 tickets at $30 ($6m) etc.  This will be sufficient to fund the concert alone and is not the only route to financing the concert.

I have eight years to establish a name for myself and Dank Music, become a rockstar, sell a million tickets and bring heaven.  I feel completely comfortable, competent and confident to tackle the tasks at hand.

If I am unable to fulfill my dreams by 2022, I will get a 'real' job and work to pay off my debts until I die (because I'd still have eternity afterwards).

I'm in the position to change the world and you're in the position to help.  We can work together, as one organism, and accomplish anything.  If you have money laying around not being utilized in the next eight years, consider putting it to use.

I will post a link to a WIP copy of The Tale of Dank, an autobiography explaining my life and helping you understand and believe in it.

We are one.  Peace.

I dub thee Dpietilla the IInd.
hero member
Activity: 745
Merit: 501
September 21, 2013, 06:56:06 AM
#45
Seriously, who let 4chan in here?
legendary
Activity: 2590
Merit: 2156
Welcome to the SaltySpitoon, how Tough are ya?
September 20, 2013, 03:48:55 PM
#44
Jokes on you all, I've been worshiping Dank for years! Oh Jesus Dank, since I was your first disciple, can you pass some Voodoo onto me? I'd like to be able to shoot lasers, and blow things up with my mind, or something similar.
legendary
Activity: 1554
Merit: 1222
brb keeping up with the Kardashians
September 20, 2013, 03:43:47 PM
#43
Do not do opiates.

You must have been when you asked to borrow ~1.2M Bitcoins (yes, that's "M" for Million): https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/1-10-mil-usd-btc-loan-request-87215
legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1002
You cannot kill love
September 20, 2013, 01:21:04 PM
#42
Someone needs to put the Opium pipe DOWN...
Do not do opiates.
full member
Activity: 182
Merit: 100
Fourth richest fictional character
September 19, 2013, 12:09:01 AM
#41
member
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Merit: 10
September 18, 2013, 08:23:08 PM
#40
Someone needs to put the Opium pipe DOWN...
sr. member
Activity: 336
Merit: 250
Cuddling, censored, unicorn-shaped troll.
September 16, 2013, 04:34:52 PM
#39
I concur. Nobody bounced on my F2 reference, which makes me very disappointed. Sad
Maybe I'll have more luck in off-topic sub.
Vod
legendary
Activity: 3668
Merit: 3010
Licking my boob since 1970
September 16, 2013, 04:06:56 PM
#38
Yes sublime, I stare into the sun to become one with it.  A wise friend said the sun provided knowledge, he was right.

And recently my neighbors dog had cancer and was scheduled to die within 6 weeks or so.  I had just learned about quantum healing and thought I'd give it a try.  After having a dream of petting the dog, I meditated and believed Sam was healthy, I kept reaffirming that belief into my head.  I did it sitting, I did it playing guitar, every now and then.

Sam is healthy now, you judge.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-J7cnUV28Q

Move to off topic please
legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1002
You cannot kill love
September 16, 2013, 04:06:13 PM
#37
Yes sublime, I stare into the sun to become one with it.  A wise friend said the sun provided knowledge, he was right.

And recently my neighbors dog had cancer and was scheduled to die within 6 weeks or so.  I had just learned about quantum healing and thought I'd give it a try.  After having a dream of petting the dog, I meditated and believed Sam was healthy, I kept reaffirming that belief into my head.  I did it sitting, I did it playing guitar, every now and then.

Sam is healthy now, you judge.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-J7cnUV28Q
donator
Activity: 1055
Merit: 1020
September 14, 2013, 07:10:12 PM
#36
Dank, did they let you out of rehab early?  Did you escape again?  Go back! 

hero member
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Merit: 500
Inspired
September 14, 2013, 05:52:04 PM
#35
Holy shit.
legendary
Activity: 1652
Merit: 1016
September 14, 2013, 05:05:42 PM
#34
Hurricanes, tsunamis, disease, don't have to exist, we cause them to exist by negativity.  It's quantum physics, we are the conscious controllers of our universe.
Two friends and I have held back a piece of a cloud from moving with the power of our mind.

Maybe if you've got a spare moment, do you think you could sort out Fukushima with your two friends. It's pretty urgent.
legendary
Activity: 966
Merit: 1000
September 14, 2013, 04:16:57 PM
#33
i knew it.. you blew your mind into the sun. Shocked

 
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