Why so mad bro?
I did not default my loan.
You have $629.10. You won't die now. Now you can go away.
Topic: Help me please... (Read 1547 times)
Why so mad bro?
I did not default my loan.
You have $629.10. You won't die now. Now you can go away.
Why so mad bro?
I did not default my loan.
542 USD now 
...i need a new liver. no kidney.
I need to sell those 6.329 btc for more than 600 usd by the end of the month or I will die 
Why die ?
Yeah, I never understood why people think the Mafia will kill them.
Hello? Corpses don't pay back debt.
The Mafia is just gonna teach you how great sticks feel on your head, thus encouraging you to find some better income.
I need to sell those 6.329 btc for more than 600 usd by the end of the month or I will die
Why die ?
Caveat Aleo
I need to sell those 6.329 btc for more than 600 usd by the end of the month or I will die
Your coins are currently worth $487...
If you are getting charged $100 a month interest for a $500 loan, well, you're an idiot. 350% APR?
I had a $50 debt, and I need to send $550 at the end of the month (+10%).
lol. Let me loan you money. You don't understand anything about APR. $50 for one month is not 10% APR, it's almost 200%.
Sell your xbox or PS3 and what coins you have, you'll be fine.
Lol like anyone would actually send you 6 bitcoins
I don't ask anyone to send me 6 bitcoins, do I?
I need to sell those 6.329 btc for more than 600 usd by the end of the month or I will die
Your coins are currently worth $487...
If you are getting charged $100 a month interest for a $500 loan, well, you're an idiot. 350% APR?
I had a $50 debt, and I need to send $550 at the end of the month (+10%).
Lol like anyone would actually send you 6 bitcoins
I need to sell those 6.329 btc for more than 600 usd by the end of the month or I will die
Your coins are currently worth $487...
If you are getting charged $100 a month interest for a $500 loan, well, you're an idiot. 350% APR?
I need to sell those 6.329 btc for more than 600 usd by the end of the month or I will die
Did you borrow money from the mob? If so, you need to check into rehab for gambling.
I need to sell those 6.329 btc for more than 600 usd by the end of the month or I will die
And I don't know about you, but I'd want someone helping me remove a kidney. I don't think I would be able to remove my own.
It's a question of training. It's much easier after your first one.
Well... I'll give it a shot and let you know how it goes after the second one.
Bad idea to get a loan to use it to speculate 
And I don't know about you, but I'd want someone helping me remove a kidney. I don't think I would be able to remove my own.
It's a question of training. It's much easier after your first one.
I took a loan ($500) yesterday, and I need to give it back by the end of July...
But I bought 6.329 btc and now the price is going down!!!!
HELP!
But I bought 6.329 btc and now the price is going down!!!!
HELP!
I hope it wasn't a payday loan....
I took a loan ($500) yesterday, and I need to give it back by the end of July...
But I bought 6.329 btc and now the price is going down!!!!
HELP!
But I bought 6.329 btc and now the price is going down!!!!
HELP!
You bought them yesterday... at what price? Price was at or lower than what it is today. So sell them today. If you bought at $70, they are now $75. You made a few bucks. Pay your loan back and get out of bitcoin.
I've got a high of 80 at mtgox, low of 68, and current at 75. Worst case scenario you could be out $31.
I know you're just trolling, but still, come up with a better story, like you bought them for $90 and sold them at $68. That's stupid, but at least you would have a real loss.
Do prostitution + remove kidney same time. Done this many times, always works when you need cash fast. 
Prostitution and taking the John's kidney? Seems more repeatable than selling your own kidneys.
That does indeed seem much more repeatable. If you are removing your own kidney you probably can't do that more than once. And I don't know about you, but I'd want someone helping me remove a kidney. I don't think I would be able to remove my own.
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