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Topic: Hire a troll / quality copywriter (Read 7538 times)

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August 16, 2014, 08:04:29 AM
#66
Hi All,

Great topic. Now you can pre -register at www.trollsforhire.com

We're building the real site in the background but think of it as Elance for Trolls.

People and organisations have always used people to push their barrow for or against another political party or brand etc.

Please register your details. ( Secure ), tell us your interest groups and what your charging regime would be
Let me know what you think.

Best,

Mrs T
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CAUTION: Angry Man with Attitude.
January 04, 2014, 09:14:29 AM
#65
This is a community of good willed people who dont need this type of recklessness here, what have they ever done to you?
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Hodl!
January 03, 2014, 09:00:48 PM
#64
Interesting, you take exception to the morals of your prospective customers, knowing that someone who is basically honest, probably feels bad about the idea of renting a troll. Cheesy
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diamond-handed zealot
November 26, 2013, 03:17:17 PM
#63
I would like a sample of your work, can you troll this thread for me?

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=240677.0;topicseen

recursion FTW
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0xFB0D8D1534241423
November 24, 2013, 06:03:42 PM
#62
I would like a sample of your work, can you troll this thread for me?

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=240677.0;topicseen

Look carefully, he's already done that. He never said his services weren't subtle.
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November 24, 2013, 10:57:12 AM
#61
Don't be jealous you have you own hate thread! https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/sick-of-crumbs-311309
VE is probably writing from a minimal security prison, they have Internet access there.

The whole world is looking for me, but they haven't caught me yet!  I have big & powerful friends Cool



VVV~wins 3 internets! Cheesy VVV
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November 24, 2013, 10:15:37 AM
#60
I would like a sample of your work, can you troll this thread for me?

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=240677.0;topicseen
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November 24, 2013, 09:58:44 AM
#59
You really twisted some panties here on Bitcointalk, OP.

Have anyone actually paid you for a job yet?
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November 24, 2013, 09:08:00 AM
#58
Any updates on the pancake manhunt?
@VE:  U still on the lamb after threatening Ken's life?
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diamond-handed zealot
November 23, 2013, 10:59:14 PM
#57
regular clash of the titans in here
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November 23, 2013, 10:55:10 PM
#56
When you file a complaint, there's a step where actual law pros read it and figure out if it's bullshit or worth getting into a court. So yeah, anyone can attempt anything and make a fool of himself. Some even attempt to be CEOs or investors!

if that happens you don't even need a lawyer, you can represent yourself Smiley  evidence is clearly showing its not bullshit though, in your case
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November 23, 2013, 10:11:47 PM
#55
Personally I don't give a fuck, but I think your business idea is completely moronic and makes you stink... so I thought I would say something
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November 23, 2013, 10:10:32 PM
#54
So far the only person guilty of blackmail has been kslaughter right here in this thread (quoted quickly by yours truly), though he obviously hasn't realized it yet. Not that this would ever go to any court given the silliness of his threat It looks like Internet Lawyers don't even understand that most claims don't ever go there.

Depends who wants to take you to court I guess.  Anybody can attempt to charge someone with anything.  Don't fool yourself into thinking you're safe.  Smiley
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November 23, 2013, 09:44:33 PM
#53
But court for what, exactly?
I sense an Internet Lawyer epidemic.

This thread is taking IANAL to new heights. Prepare your butt plugs!
Perhaps we'll do it with this thread too.

if internet bullying can make it to court then so can internet blackmail, lol
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November 23, 2013, 07:12:47 PM
#52
By definition demanding money for not harassing companies on a public forum is blackmail.
There is no "harassment" going on, nor any "company" actually. You guys get so worked up when you aren't even concerned! Hilarious.

Your pm's are being monitored and anyone who attempts to use your services is asking for law enforcement intervention.

You are truly a low life bottom feeder.  You have no morals and do not deserve to be a part of this community.  You are not welcome here.

So take your 10 years of establishing your good name 'pankkake' and slink out of the side exit please before this is escalated.
Yes, I am sure making threats and lying about monitoring PMs are going to play well for you.

The risk:reward for the business is not worth it.  I doubt he has had any clients, so he is taking a huge personal risk just for the SMALL POSSIBILITY of getting maybe 1 or 2 customers.  Not too smart..
There is absolutely zero risk.
However I doubt I'll get any clients, like PIF, this is for the lols. It's not that no one wants to, it's that my haters are poor.

Try using that in court: "it was just for the lols".  He will throw his hammer at your face.
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myBitcoin.Garden
November 23, 2013, 05:35:25 PM
#51

I have 10+ years experience trolling forums and have eventually been banned in most.


Bwaaahaaa

Because that's what I'd look for if hiring a driver, the one with the most traffic tickets listed under "Skills."

Haha!

Right, he's so good a trolling for his clients that he gets himself banned so he can't troll for his clients?  Huh
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Hodl!
November 23, 2013, 05:31:04 PM
#50

I have 10+ years experience trolling forums and have eventually been banned in most.


Bwaaahaaa

Because that's what I'd look for if hiring a driver, the one with the most traffic tickets listed under "Skills."
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November 23, 2013, 04:45:00 PM
#49
do they serve pancakes in prison?
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November 23, 2013, 04:26:19 PM
#48
Lol, Stuartuk locked his pancake crimez thread & waddled over here Cheesy

And SHIT JUST GOT SERIOUS
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myBitcoin.Garden
November 23, 2013, 04:17:56 PM
#47
So it's becoming a real troll hangout in here.


Who's going to join this freak show next?  iCEBREAKER perhaps?  or crumbs?  We'll shall see.

I'll tell you this pancake.  You have caused quite a stir and for better or worse this is giving you publicity.

Your pm's are being monitored and anyone who attempts to use your services is asking for law enforcement intervention.

You are truly a low life bottom feeder.  You have no morals and do not deserve to be a part of this community.  You are not welcome here.

So take your 10 years of establishing your good name 'pankkake' and slink out of the side exit please before this is escalated.


Can I ask everyone who reads this to please visit this thread.  It's time we put a stop to pankkake's activities.


https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=344219.new#new
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