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November 23, 2013, 03:02:38 PM
#46
oh, but we think you are an expert

I'm flattered, but I'm really not an expert at all. Smiley

there is a thread over in Securities that begs to differ   Wink

Hmm I'm just not seeing it.   
legendary
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diamond-handed zealot
November 23, 2013, 02:47:30 PM
#45
oh, but we think you are an expert

I'm flattered, but I'm really not an expert at all. Smiley

there is a thread over in Securities that begs to differ   Wink
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November 23, 2013, 02:41:47 PM
#44
oh, but we think you are an expert

I'm flattered, but I'm really not an expert at all. Smiley
legendary
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diamond-handed zealot
November 23, 2013, 02:35:24 PM
#43
oh, but we think you are an expert
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November 23, 2013, 02:29:44 PM
#42
The risk:reward for the business is not worth it.  I doubt he has had any clients, so he is taking a huge personal risk just for the POTENTIAL of getting maybe 1 or 2 customers.  Not too smart..

wow, if a talented amateur like VE doesn't think its viable...well, that just about settles it

I'm not trying to sound like an expert at all, just voicing my opinion Smiley
legendary
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diamond-handed zealot
November 23, 2013, 02:28:05 PM
#41
The risk:reward for the business is not worth it.  I doubt he has had any clients, so he is taking a huge personal risk just for the POTENTIAL of getting maybe 1 or 2 customers.  Not too smart..

wow, if a talented amateur like VE doesn't think its viable...well, that just about settles it
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November 23, 2013, 02:26:24 PM
#40
The risk:reward for the business is not worth it.  I doubt he has had any clients, so he is taking a huge personal risk just for the SMALL POSSIBILITY of getting maybe 1 or 2 customers.  Not too smart..
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November 23, 2013, 12:59:59 PM
#39
This may be one of the funniest services I've ever heard of.  This guy can't be serious though, can he?  I wonder if someone will pay for this just for the kicks?
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November 23, 2013, 12:36:47 PM
#38
By definition demanding money for not harassing companies on a public forum is blackmail.

This is something the authorities will be interested in which is why I will report your 'business model' to an FBI Field Office as soon as you carry out your threat to actively Troll on the Bitcointalk forum.

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November 22, 2013, 11:37:58 PM
#37
NEW BUSINESS MODEL:

Any bitcoins sent to 1EpdhQNyr2H288XXaiT7ho7vg1qHHLg8hq will count towards the Make pankkake stop posting Fund.

This entails all Bitcointalk posting, IRC on any channel having bitcoin in its name, same with subreddits (though I have no reddit account, thank god), etc. Since most of this activity is public, it is very easy to check.

Current price is 0.1337 BTC per day. For example, if 0.1337 BTC is sent, I will have to shut up for at least 24 hours - any slippage is considered void and I have to redo it.

I have a lot better solution which will put an end to your business.  Send 1 BTC a day to  1DJpsvnM7xTnQbWEhLYyCyfxQyxwupEzCa for all the problems you have caused or I will give away this solution to any one that wants to make you STFU.  I will be deploying this in our Active Mining thread soon and you will see what it does.
I hope your account was hacked or something.
Quoting for the quote.
What problems have I caused by the way? Shocked

One problem you are causing is that your above post is basically Blackmail.
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November 22, 2013, 11:09:02 PM
#36
NEW BUSINESS MODEL:

Any bitcoins sent to 1EpdhQNyr2H288XXaiT7ho7vg1qHHLg8hq will count towards the Make pankkake stop posting Fund.

This entails all Bitcointalk posting, IRC on any channel having bitcoin in its name, same with subreddits (though I have no reddit account, thank god), etc. Since most of this activity is public, it is very easy to check.

Current price is 0.1337 BTC per day. For example, if 0.1337 BTC is sent, I will have to shut up for at least 24 hours - any slippage is considered void and I have to redo it.

I have a lot better solution which will put an end to your business.  Send 1 BTC a day to  1DJpsvnM7xTnQbWEhLYyCyfxQyxwupEzCa for all the problems you have caused or I will give away this solution to any one that wants to make you STFU.  I will be deploying this in our Active Mining thread soon and you will see what it does.
I hope your account was hacked or something.
Quoting for the quote.
What problems have I caused by the way? Shocked

I've been scratching my head for half an hour trying to understand what he said.  I think he has had a few too many whiskeys
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myBitcoin.Garden
November 22, 2013, 11:06:17 PM
#35
So this is where you hide out?

You bad man.  Angry
legendary
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diamond-handed zealot
November 22, 2013, 10:35:48 PM
#34
I offer my trolling services. I am not offering to troll on bitcointalk, but to troll anywhere you want.

Do you want to make some users rage? Reveal their dark/hideous side? Have some fun? Do you have no time to reply, yet have a hard time resisting duty calls?


Price: 0.02 BTC per post, i.e. 1 BTC gives you 50 posts. I also accept LTC, at 1 LTC per post.

Skills:
I have 10+ years experience trolling forums and have been banned in most. I know how moderators think (and have been part of moderator teams, though I really dislike the job), so I can play with the rules if I want to. I'm used to threats.
I have an extensively tweaked browser which allows me to be faster than most.
Languages: English, French

Terms:
  • If I get banned before some interesting results you still have to pay but it will be 0.01 BTC per post
  • I reserve the right to use another identity, unless I really like your idea
  • I reserve the right to refuse offers though I have little interest for political correctness
  • I will only take only one troll job at a time

Sadly you're so very late.


wow, a real pro weighs in, this thread just took a turn for the serious
sr. member
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November 22, 2013, 10:30:12 PM
#33
NEW BUSINESS MODEL:

Any bitcoins sent to 1EpdhQNyr2H288XXaiT7ho7vg1qHHLg8hq will count towards the Make pankkake stop posting Fund.

This entails all Bitcointalk posting, IRC on any channel having bitcoin in its name, same with subreddits (though I have no reddit account, thank god), etc. Since most of this activity is public, it is very easy to check.

Current price is 0.1337 BTC per day. For example, if 0.1337 BTC is sent, I will have to shut up for at least 24 hours - any slippage is considered void and I have to redo it.

I have a lot better solution which will put an end to your business.  Send 1 BTC a day to  1DJpsvnM7xTnQbWEhLYyCyfxQyxwupEzCa for all the problems you have caused or I will give away this solution to any one that wants to make you STFU.  I will be deploying this in our Active Mining thread soon and you will see what it does.
donator
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My posts are seldom static, but always readable :)
September 14, 2013, 11:06:13 PM
#32
Trolling is an art, and you sir, are no Van Gough, not even a Picasso.
It's Van Gogh, and Picasso is overrated.

                                   
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Fourth richest fictional character
September 14, 2013, 07:03:11 PM
#31
legendary
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Crypto entrepreneur and consultant
September 14, 2013, 02:54:17 PM
#30
AHAhaahahahahaha ahahahaah xD Great idea.
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0xFB0D8D1534241423
September 14, 2013, 02:28:51 PM
#29
Part of me wonders if this is an elaborate trolling scheme and he'll take the buyer's money and run Shocked
sr. member
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September 14, 2013, 02:27:04 PM
#28
Hire a troll? That's like prostitution doing something for money not love. Sorry for just reading the thread title and writing a post out of context to get attention.

Great business model however, product trolling is where the money is.
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Fourth richest fictional character
September 14, 2013, 02:17:51 PM
#27
Trolling is an art, and you sir, are no Van Gough, not even a Picasso.
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