Why don't you try this...
wait until you are done and then tell her you want to pay her in virtual electronic currency which was invented by someone who wants to remain anonymous. Tell her she can create an electronic wallet online and you'll electronically transfer your virtual bitcoins into her account but she should wait for a few confirmations and that could take 10 minutes. After waiting for the confirmations, she can convert the money into dollars by going to an online exchange, moving money into it, providing some documentation and then waiting a week or maybe two. Tell her that the fee for converting her money to dollars isn't a big deal. She will need to give them her bank account information.
Hearing all that, she will likely call her pimp.
Then you have a chance to educate a second person about bitcoin!
If you are lucky, you will end up in the hospital with moderate to severe injuries. There you have the chance to educate even more people on bitcoin, the trauma nurse and the police. Explain the virtues of pseudo-anonymous transactions and how the dollar will be worthless in the future because of the Fed.
wait until you are done and then tell her you want to pay her in virtual electronic currency which was invented by someone who wants to remain anonymous. Tell her she can create an electronic wallet online and you'll electronically transfer your virtual bitcoins into her account but she should wait for a few confirmations and that could take 10 minutes. After waiting for the confirmations, she can convert the money into dollars by going to an online exchange, moving money into it, providing some documentation and then waiting a week or maybe two. Tell her that the fee for converting her money to dollars isn't a big deal. She will need to give them her bank account information.
Hearing all that, she will likely call her pimp.
Then you have a chance to educate a second person about bitcoin!
If you are lucky, you will end up in the hospital with moderate to severe injuries. There you have the chance to educate even more people on bitcoin, the trauma nurse and the police. Explain the virtues of pseudo-anonymous transactions and how the dollar will be worthless in the future because of the Fed.
This made my day, thanks. You should consider a career in comedy my friend. I visualized that scenario in my head and I think it was hilarious. If OP wants to ignore you for that, he will miss out on a lot of fun with you on this forum.
If you want to implement this, you could introduce a escrow service. The payment will only be done after the service was completed. You do not want a situation where a pimp or a robber bust into the room, whilst you have your pants on your ankles and demand that you transfer all your coins to their wallet.
To keep you safe, you transfer the coins before the service is done to a escrow and leave your phone and other valuables in the car. How does that sound?
Now who wants to be the escrow service, when a John wants to withhold payment for a poor service. ^smile^
Ignoring you to save myself time in the future.
