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June 02, 2013, 12:39:58 PM
#47
It looks like a waste of electricity. A pillow, 2 ear plugs and a turned on TV disables the effects. Or the police. In my country, most people would simply call the police if it's after 11 pm which they are allowed by law. Guess he's deaf or something. Anyways, good luck. You never now, he might even become a better neighbour...or your worst nightmare.
Didn't read all the way through, didja? OP got a bloody nose for his efforts, neighbor a restraining order.
Sorry then. I tend to loose interest if I see that the page count is bigger then 1. Especially in this kind of heat we're having here, in my country.
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June 02, 2013, 11:51:43 AM
#46
It looks like a waste of electricity. A pillow, 2 ear plugs and a turned on TV disables the effects. Or the police. In my country, most people would simply call the police if it's after 11 pm which they are allowed by law. Guess he's deaf or something. Anyways, good luck. You never now, he might even become a better neighbour...or your worst nightmare.
Didn't read all the way through, didja? OP got a bloody nose for his efforts, neighbor a restraining order.
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June 02, 2013, 11:47:14 AM
#45
It looks like a waste of electricity. A pillow, 2 ear plugs and a turned on TV disables the effects. Or the police. In my country, most people would simply call the police if it's after 11 pm which they are allowed by law. Guess he's deaf or something. Anyways, good luck. You never now, he might even become a better neighbour...or your worst nightmare.
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June 02, 2013, 11:20:44 AM
#44
if this is effective, they will plan a revange
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May 18, 2013, 10:59:46 AM
#43
ok i just got punched in the nose by my neighbour

i called the police and he got arrested , the cop was super cool and understanding , he was about my age and told me that on tuesday i should file for a restraining order taht way he wont be able to go near me there for he will be forced to move , he wont even be able to personally pack his things one the restraining order comes in effect lol he;ll have to hire movers or get his friends to do it

aside from getting a bloody nose today i guess everything worked out for the best

 Cheesy

im also glad my laptop didnt catch fire after playing music full blast for 10 hours straight Smiley


Now you have a bloody nose and he has to move... 

this is such an inefficient solution compared to my suggestions  Cry


a much cheaper solution though.

Idk moving can be pretty expensive.
Especially compared to a set of quality headphones.
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May 18, 2013, 10:47:03 AM
#42
ok i just got punched in the nose by my neighbour

i called the police and he got arrested ,

Post police report or it didn't happen.
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May 18, 2013, 10:13:08 AM
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ok i just got punched in the nose by my neighbour

i called the police and he got arrested , the cop was super cool and understanding , he was about my age and told me that on tuesday i should file for a restraining order taht way he wont be able to go near me there for he will be forced to move , he wont even be able to personally pack his things one the restraining order comes in effect lol he;ll have to hire movers or get his friends to do it

aside from getting a bloody nose today i guess everything worked out for the best

 Cheesy

im also glad my laptop didnt catch fire after playing music full blast for 10 hours straight Smiley


Now you have a bloody nose and he has to move... 

this is such an inefficient solution compared to my suggestions  Cry


a much cheaper solution though.

Idk moving can be pretty expensive.
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May 18, 2013, 10:00:11 AM
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ok i just got punched in the nose by my neighbour

i called the police and he got arrested , the cop was super cool and understanding , he was about my age and told me that on tuesday i should file for a restraining order taht way he wont be able to go near me there for he will be forced to move , he wont even be able to personally pack his things one the restraining order comes in effect lol he;ll have to hire movers or get his friends to do it

aside from getting a bloody nose today i guess everything worked out for the best

 Cheesy

im also glad my laptop didnt catch fire after playing music full blast for 10 hours straight Smiley


Now you have a bloody nose and he has to move... 

this is such an inefficient solution compared to my suggestions  Cry


a much cheaper solution though.
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May 18, 2013, 08:51:46 AM
#39
ok i just got punched in the nose by my neighbour

i called the police and he got arrested , the cop was super cool and understanding , he was about my age and told me that on tuesday i should file for a restraining order taht way he wont be able to go near me there for he will be forced to move , he wont even be able to personally pack his things one the restraining order comes in effect lol he;ll have to hire movers or get his friends to do it

aside from getting a bloody nose today i guess everything worked out for the best

 Cheesy

im also glad my laptop didnt catch fire after playing music full blast for 10 hours straight Smiley


Now you have a bloody nose and he has to move... 

this is such an inefficient solution compared to my suggestions  Cry
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May 18, 2013, 04:49:40 AM
#38
ok i just got punched in the nose by my neighbour

See? I told you that would happen:

maybe that will teach heim about being nice to people

Remember that thought when he punches your face in.
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May 18, 2013, 12:30:42 AM
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he was about my age and told me that on tuesday i should file for a restraining order taht way he wont be able to go near me there for he will be forced to move ,

When getting a restraining order for a neighbor they are still allowed to pass within the allotted distance in order to live in their home. I looked into this for a neighbor that had to pass by my house every day to get home. He would have still been allowed to pass by the house.
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May 17, 2013, 11:08:13 PM
#36
Thank you for making this thread kawaii. I found it to be a very entertaining read.
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May 17, 2013, 11:05:10 PM
#35
This is awesome....I can't imagine this for 10hrs straight....
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May 17, 2013, 10:50:05 PM
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aside from getting a bloody nose today i guess everything worked out for the best

For some values of "best," I suppose. Nobody ended up dead.
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May 17, 2013, 10:12:46 PM
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ok i just got punched in the nose by my neighbour

i called the police and he got arrested , the cop was super cool and understanding , he was about my age and told me that on tuesday i should file for a restraining order taht way he wont be able to go near me there for he will be forced to move , he wont even be able to personally pack his things one the restraining order comes in effect lol he;ll have to hire movers or get his friends to do it

aside from getting a bloody nose today i guess everything worked out for the best

 Cheesy

im also glad my laptop didnt catch fire after playing music full blast for 10 hours straight Smiley
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May 09, 2013, 04:40:51 AM
#31
Prawns in the curtain rods works wonders.
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May 09, 2013, 12:35:54 AM
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lets see how long this will last , luckily i live in canada where not many people own or are able to obtain handguns easily

But they have hockey masks.  And I bet they can get hold of chainsaws easily.
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May 08, 2013, 08:45:38 PM
#29
perhaps if this approach doesn't solve the problem Smiley you and your neighbor might be interested in adjudication?

Here is my analysis of the case and here is how i would rule if you chose to utilize my services. (i work for tips cuz im a noob anyway)

He is imposing a cost on you by listening to loud music. You are imposing a cost on him by choosing to live near him and work at night. After examining all of the possible solutions it would appear that him putting on a pair of headphones is the least costly solution to the problem. But then again the only reason why he has to put on the headphones is because you imposed a cost on him by choosing to work at night and live near him. therefor he should wear headphones in lieu of playing music loudly but you should pay for the headphones.

also clearly music is important to this person so blue light special headphones wouldn't cut it.
This is a pretty good solution, but a better one would be to just soundproof the adjoining wall.

Thanks Smiley

i considered that option, it seemed more costly over all though i could defiantly be wrong.
Probably more expensive, yes, but also easier than trying to force your neighbor to wear a pair of headphones.

Although, a gift of a nice pair couldn't hurt his chances of sleeping well. Wink

right with the headphone solution their is the additional cost associated with the inconvenience of using headphones instead of speakers. Since obviously if he prefered headphones to speakers he would already be using them. So yea that makes things a bit more murky.

probably what would be best is giving the neighbor the option to chose from which ever one of these two solutions he prefers.
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May 08, 2013, 08:41:41 PM
#28
perhaps if this approach doesn't solve the problem Smiley you and your neighbor might be interested in adjudication?

Here is my analysis of the case and here is how i would rule if you chose to utilize my services. (i work for tips cuz im a noob anyway)

He is imposing a cost on you by listening to loud music. You are imposing a cost on him by choosing to live near him and work at night. After examining all of the possible solutions it would appear that him putting on a pair of headphones is the least costly solution to the problem. But then again the only reason why he has to put on the headphones is because you imposed a cost on him by choosing to work at night and live near him. therefor he should wear headphones in lieu of playing music loudly but you should pay for the headphones.

also clearly music is important to this person so blue light special headphones wouldn't cut it.
This is a pretty good solution, but a better one would be to just soundproof the adjoining wall.

Thanks Smiley

i considered that option, it seemed more costly over all though i could defiantly be wrong.
Probably more expensive, yes, but also easier than trying to force your neighbor to wear a pair of headphones.

Although, a gift of a nice pair couldn't hurt his chances of sleeping well. Wink
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