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Quote from: myrkul on May 08, 2013, 07:22:36 PM

Quote from: Anon136 on May 08, 2013, 01:13:13 PM

perhaps if this approach doesn't solve the problem

you and your neighbor might be interested in adjudication?

Here is my analysis of the case and here is how i would rule if you chose to utilize my services. (i work for tips cuz im a noob anyway)

He is imposing a cost on you by listening to loud music. You are imposing a cost on him by choosing to live near him and work at night. After examining all of the possible solutions it would appear that him putting on a pair of headphones is the least costly solution to the problem. But then again the only reason why he has to put on the headphones is because you imposed a cost on him by choosing to work at night and live near him. therefor he should wear headphones in lieu of playing music loudly but you should pay for the headphones.

also clearly music is important to this person so blue light special headphones wouldn't cut it.

This is a pretty good solution, but a better one would be to just soundproof the adjoining wall.

Thanks

i considered that option, it seemed more costly over all though i could defiantly be wrong. If they did go with that option they should split the cost.

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Quote from: Anon136 on May 08, 2013, 01:13:13 PM

perhaps if this approach doesn't solve the problem

you and your neighbor might be interested in adjudication?

Here is my analysis of the case and here is how i would rule if you chose to utilize my services. (i work for tips cuz im a noob anyway)

He is imposing a cost on you by listening to loud music. You are imposing a cost on him by choosing to live near him and work at night. After examining all of the possible solutions it would appear that him putting on a pair of headphones is the least costly solution to the problem. But then again the only reason why he has to put on the headphones is because you imposed a cost on him by choosing to work at night and live near him. therefor he should wear headphones in lieu of playing music loudly but you should pay for the headphones.

also clearly music is important to this person so blue light special headphones wouldn't cut it.

This is a pretty good solution, but a better one would be to just soundproof the adjoining wall.

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play the barney song on repeat... "i love you , you love me" all day long will surely drive him insane. i was going to do that to some neighbors of mine... but i decided against it. also, you need to hook you laptop up to a big stereo.. or its pointless Grin

When my neighbor annoys my i blast death metal on a 1100 watt home theater with tower speakers, 12" woofers, 2 12" subs. after doing that i wont hear him make a sound for months, probably because his gf beats him for starting a sound war.

Fleshgod Apocalypse is a great death metal... just gotta have big speakers. its more obnoxious that a construction crew full of jackhammers.

there is always a way to troll harder lol

Anon136

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perhaps if this approach doesn't solve the problem

you and your neighbor might be interested in adjudication?

Here is my analysis of the case and here is how i would rule if you chose to utilize my services. (i work for tips cuz im a noob anyway)

He is imposing a cost on you by listening to loud music. You are imposing a cost on him by choosing to live near him and work at night. After examining all of the possible solutions it would appear that him putting on a pair of headphones is the least costly solution to the problem. But then again the only reason why he has to put on the headphones is because you imposed a cost on him by choosing to work at night and live near him. therefor he should wear headphones in lieu of playing music loudly but you should pay for the headphones.

also clearly music is important to this person so blue light special headphones wouldn't cut it.

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The fact you are wasting your time and nerves to devise these tactics and waste electricity already makes him a winner.

FirstAscent

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Ask him politely. If that doesn't work, call the police.

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why not just be a reasonable person ? im not asking for any preferential treatment im just asking to turn his music down to normal levels , its not as if there is a once a week party going on on the weekend this is going on every day

im not fucking moving because of this asshole

i just found a 24 hour nyan and think this is the most annoying thing in the entire earth

http://youtu.be/EErY75MXYXI

maybe hell end up punching himself in the face from insanity

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I would've shot that laptop with an airsoft to make my point. Also hard to prove.

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If my neighbors did this while I knew they weren't home, I would just take the laptop. Especially if I'm young and unemployed.

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Quote from: superkawaii on May 08, 2013, 03:50:53 AM

Quote from: repentance on May 08, 2013, 03:45:12 AM

So how exactly has he been "mean and unfriendly"? Your neighbours aren't exactly under an obligation to be nice to you.

these people dont even work and they blare their music on during the day , i tried to reason with them and explain that i work night and sleep a bit during the day to no avail

theyre just rude people with no respect for their neighbours so i am fighting fire with fire

lets see how long this will last , luckily i live in canada where not many people own or are able to obtain handguns easily

did you stop to consider the possibility that if people in canada were able to obtain handguns maybe these guys would have been a little more polite to start with?

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Instead of face bashing, maybe he'll key your car, let the air out of the tires, or something like that.

Anyway, I think you'd be more effective at annoying him if you played a soundtrack in a language he can understand. That will force his attention away from what he's doing.

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Quote from: greyhawk on May 08, 2013, 04:13:16 AM

Quote from: superkawaii on May 08, 2013, 04:02:36 AM

Quote from: greyhawk on May 08, 2013, 03:53:59 AM

But you don't need handguns to bash someones face in with a hockey stick. Huh

lol now you got me worried bro every post you made was about someone getting their face bashed in or their fingers broken :S

I'm sorry. I didn't want to disturb you. It's just that these things happen. Now I'm not saying that your neighbour will hockeystick your face in or run you over with his car, because mostly people value their hockeysticks and cars, I'm just saying that it could happen.

Especially with someone who is staying home all day everyday listening to your 10 hour japanese animes singsongs, again and again without an end, all day, driving him up into a frenzy and he can't wait to see that guy that was all up in his face yesterday about some noise for a few minutes and when he'll get him he's gonna teach him good and now there he is on the corner and "ELIZABETH. GET OUT HERE AND BRING ME MY HURTY STICK. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS GONNA GET HIS FACE BAS ......(oh, wait, Canadian) - I'M GOING TO GO OUT THERE AND HAVE A POLITE TALK WITH OUR YOUNG NEIGHBOR OVER A BEER AND SOME POUTINE."

haha yeah man right on if he offered me poutine to make amends i will definitely turn off the 10 hour anime theme songs Cheesy

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Quote from: superkawaii on May 08, 2013, 04:02:36 AM

Quote from: greyhawk on May 08, 2013, 03:53:59 AM

But you don't need handguns to bash someones face in with a hockey stick. Huh

lol now you got me worried bro every post you made was about someone getting their face bashed in or their fingers broken :S

I'm sorry. I didn't want to disturb you. It's just that these things happen. Now I'm not saying that your neighbour will hockeystick your face in or run you over with his car, because mostly people value their hockeysticks and cars, I'm just saying that it could happen.

Especially with someone who is staying home all day everyday listening to your 10 hour japanese animes singsongs, again and again without an end, all day, driving him up into a frenzy and he can't wait to see that guy that was all up in his face yesterday about some noise for a few minutes and when he'll get him he's gonna teach him good and now there he is on the corner and "ELIZABETH. GET OUT HERE AND BRING ME MY HURTY STICK. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS GONNA GET HIS FACE BAS ......(oh, wait, Canadian) - I'M GOING TO GO OUT THERE AND HAVE A POLITE TALK WITH OUR YOUNG NEIGHBOR OVER A BEER AND SOME POUTINE."

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Quote from: greyhawk on May 08, 2013, 03:53:59 AM

But you don't need handguns to bash someones face in with a hockey stick. Huh

lol now you got me worried bro every post you made was about someone getting their face bashed in or their fingers broken :S

greyhawk

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But you don't need handguns to bash someones face in with a hockey stick. Huh

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that's ear rape LOL

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Quote from: repentance on May 08, 2013, 03:45:12 AM

So how exactly has he been "mean and unfriendly"? Your neighbours aren't exactly under an obligation to be nice to you.

these people dont even work and they blare their music on during the day , i tried to reason with them and explain that i work night and sleep a bit during the day to no avail

theyre just rude people with no respect for their neighbours so i am fighting fire with fire

lets see how long this will last , luckily i live in canada where not many people own or are able to obtain handguns easily

repentance

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So how exactly has he been "mean and unfriendly"? Your neighbours aren't exactly under an obligation to be nice to you.

superkawaii

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Quote from: Matthew N. Wright on May 08, 2013, 03:36:46 AM

Wanna know how to troll properly?

haha nice try dude Wink

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^loool that mad me lol man

i doubt he we give me a mafia beating for something this small

i just want to put him in the same position that i was in , all i expect from him is to ask me politely like a civilized human being

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