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July 27, 2014, 08:19:00 PM
#48
I haven't spent any time in jail, and I don't plan on spending any time in there at all.

Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in.

So no thanks  Grin

"Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in."
Really Shocked Jail is like my top1 holiday resort!
For people who have zero skills and are lazy jail is actually good. It provides 3 meals per day and a bed to sleep on. These are things that some people cannot get on their own.

It's not really that simple. Have you ever heard about the sort of violence and sexual violence that occurs within prisons? Are 3 meals a day and a bed worth the threat of getting raped or shivved?

I have heard that too. From movies Grin
Violence depends a lot about your country.
And I don't think that rapes are very common in any prison.

In any medium security prison and up in the US, you'd be very, very wrong. There are a lot of statistics on this stuff, but I can't be bothered right now to dredge them up. I have heard similar things about prisons in India, and only assumed similar things about other places. Can't be sure either way....
legendary
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July 27, 2014, 08:12:18 PM
#47
If you gotta do any serious stretch of time it's hard to beat Venezuela :p

Just make sure you get yourself hooked up with one of the major drug cartel's before you get sentenced Wink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCpSRU1aMsg
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July 27, 2014, 07:54:31 PM
#46
Six hours once for contempt of court.

Thirteen hours in a case of mistaken identity.

Three days in a Third World Shithole jail until US Embassy personell arrived.

lawdy! Hopefully you sued. Shit with the today's laws, anything's possible, lol.

Oh, none for me.

Uh, no.

It was really best for me to just get the Hell out of there and never go back.
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July 27, 2014, 07:06:42 PM
#45
Most of the time they were smoking pot or playing 'soccer'.

Sounds horrible!!! Cheesy
legendary
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Welt Am Draht
July 27, 2014, 06:57:06 PM
#44

It's not really that simple. Have you ever heard about the sort of violence and sexual violence that occurs within prisons? Are 3 meals a day and a bed worth the threat of getting raped or shivved?

I think that depends on whether you're imprisoned in a reasonably civilised country or not. The US is not one of them in this case.

Plenty of friends of mine have been to UK prisons. Nothing of that sort was observed by any of them. Most of the time they were smoking pot or playing 'soccer'.
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July 27, 2014, 06:32:24 PM
#43
I haven't spent any time in jail, and I don't plan on spending any time in there at all.

Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in.

So no thanks  Grin

"Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in."
Really Shocked Jail is like my top1 holiday resort!
For people who have zero skills and are lazy jail is actually good. It provides 3 meals per day and a bed to sleep on. These are things that some people cannot get on their own.

It's not really that simple. Have you ever heard about the sort of violence and sexual violence that occurs within prisons? Are 3 meals a day and a bed worth the threat of getting raped or shivved?
That can happen on the street among homeless people as well, especially when they are desperate for food/shelter.  

"I'm hungry and it is cold  Cry Time for gay rape Cheesy"
Not that it would happen in jail either.
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July 27, 2014, 06:26:15 PM
#42
I haven't spent any time in jail, and I don't plan on spending any time in there at all.

Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in.

So no thanks  Grin

"Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in."
Really Shocked Jail is like my top1 holiday resort!
For people who have zero skills and are lazy jail is actually good. It provides 3 meals per day and a bed to sleep on. These are things that some people cannot get on their own.

It's not really that simple. Have you ever heard about the sort of violence and sexual violence that occurs within prisons? Are 3 meals a day and a bed worth the threat of getting raped or shivved?
That can happen on the street among homeless people as well, especially when they are desperate for food/shelter. 
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July 27, 2014, 06:14:09 PM
#41
I haven't spent any time in jail, and I don't plan on spending any time in there at all.

Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in.

So no thanks  Grin

"Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in."
Really Shocked Jail is like my top1 holiday resort!
For people who have zero skills and are lazy jail is actually good. It provides 3 meals per day and a bed to sleep on. These are things that some people cannot get on their own.

It's not really that simple. Have you ever heard about the sort of violence and sexual violence that occurs within prisons? Are 3 meals a day and a bed worth the threat of getting raped or shivved?

I have heard that too. From movies Grin
Violence depends a lot about your country.
And I don't think that rapes are very common in any prison.
sr. member
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July 27, 2014, 05:59:26 PM
#40
I haven't spent any time in jail, and I don't plan on spending any time in there at all.

Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in.

So no thanks  Grin

"Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in."
Really Shocked Jail is like my top1 holiday resort!
For people who have zero skills and are lazy jail is actually good. It provides 3 meals per day and a bed to sleep on. These are things that some people cannot get on their own.

It's not really that simple. Have you ever heard about the sort of violence and sexual violence that occurs within prisons? Are 3 meals a day and a bed worth the threat of getting raped or shivved?
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July 27, 2014, 05:31:28 PM
#39
I haven't spent any time in jail, and I don't plan on spending any time in there at all.

Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in.

So no thanks  Grin

"Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in."
Really Shocked Jail is like my top1 holiday resort!
For people who have zero skills and are lazy jail is actually good. It provides 3 meals per day and a bed to sleep on. These are things that some people cannot get on their own.
hero member
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July 27, 2014, 04:40:46 PM
#38
I haven't spent any time in jail, and I don't plan on spending any time in there at all.

Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in.

So no thanks  Grin

"Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in."
Really Shocked Jail is like my top1 holiday resort!
sr. member
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July 27, 2014, 04:33:46 PM
#37
i've never been to jail.. thug life was never for me. 12+ years of driving, and i haven't been into a major accident.. and i've had only 1 ticket.
legendary
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July 27, 2014, 04:32:51 PM
#36
I haven't spent any time in jail, and I don't plan on spending any time in there at all.

Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in.

So no thanks  Grin
sr. member
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July 27, 2014, 04:14:46 PM
#35
Six hours once for contempt of court.

Thirteen hours in a case of mistaken identity.

Three days in a Third World Shithole jail until US Embassy personell arrived.

lawdy! Hopefully you sued. Shit with the today's laws, anything's possible, lol.

Oh, none for me.
legendary
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Welt Am Draht
July 27, 2014, 03:36:29 PM
#34

What do you call the dude in the joint with his own cell, chick CO's visiting him at night in his cell, his hut runs the blocks commissary, he has the cigs and everyone bows to him when he leaves his cell

He has whatever he wants

Cell phones
TV
Pussy
Stacks on the books

If you know how to ride your bit out, it's not that bad, Ballers don't do hard time, they chill like they're home

Broke ass bitches with no dough find it tough

PS Not me posting, it's one of my buddies, he  is here LAUGHING AT YOU PUSSIES begging me to post in a jail thread, it's PRISON and he did 5 years for almost killing an undercover cop WITH HIS BARE HANDS when he ripped him off, if someone owes me money I give him their number if you know what I mean

haha

oh me in jail? A LOT, but it was always visiting dumb ass buddies or bailing them out, haha, damn those places stink

....and you sound like a dumbass dude.
.........seriously.

Naw. He sounds like, totally, gangsta.

Awesome.
sr. member
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July 27, 2014, 04:05:53 PM
#34
Six hours once for contempt of court.

Thirteen hours in a case of mistaken identity.

Three days in a Third World Shithole jail until US Embassy personell arrived.
legendary
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July 27, 2014, 03:25:28 PM
#33
A couple weeks in the Juvenile side (which is worse than the adults because no POD time or cigs.)

It wasn't bad.

I pretty much just ate every ones peanut butter sandwiches.  Taught little kids how to breath heavy then hold your breath and get dizzy Tongue

Learned I didn't want to go to jail though because I like picking what I eat!

Was fighting two 19 year olds over a Carton of cigs... silly kid shit Tongue lol

loose lips sink ships.

yep
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July 27, 2014, 06:47:50 AM
#32
None.
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July 27, 2014, 05:51:01 AM
#31
What a ridiculous thread. I've spent a little over a year locked up myself though unfortunately, it's nothing that makes you cool. A close friend just got out from his 17 year sentence.

What do you call the dude in the joint with his own cell, chick CO's visiting him at night in his cell, his hut runs the blocks commissary, he has the cigs and everyone bows to him when he leaves his cell

He has whatever he wants

Cell phones
TV
Pussy
Stacks on the books

If you know how to ride your bit out, it's not that bad, Ballers don't do hard time, they chill like they're home

Broke ass bitches with no dough find it tough

PS Not me posting, it's one of my buddies, he  is here LAUGHING AT YOU PUSSIES begging me to post in a jail thread, it's PRISON and he did 5 years for almost killing an undercover cop WITH HIS BARE HANDS when he ripped him off, if someone owes me money I give him their number if you know what I mean

haha

oh me in jail? A LOT, but it was always visiting dumb ass buddies or bailing them out, haha, damn those places stink

....and you sound like a dumbass dude.
.........seriously.
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July 27, 2014, 04:51:57 AM
#30
not jail really, but spent the night in a holding cell/drunk tank once. Grin

same here. one night is all I need. please no more. Smiley
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