Topic: How much time you have spent in jail - page 3. (Read 2560 times)
not jail really, but spent the night in a holding cell/drunk tank once.
fortunately none.
knock on wood when you say things like that!
None. And I don't plan on ever going to jail.
knock on wood when you say things like that!
I spent more than 20 years in school system, wouldnt recommend to anyone... 
None. And I don't plan on ever going to jail.
The real question here, is how much time i haven't spent in jail 
snitches get stitches bitches
snitches get stitches bitches go away you snitch!
i did a couple of stints in jail for some pretty boneheaded things. Jail sucks, and it only seems cool in the movies. In reality, its a living hell.
What do you call the dude in the joint with his own cell, chick CO's visiting him at night in his cell, his hut runs the blocks commissary, he has the cigs and everyone bows to him when he leaves his cell
He has whatever he wants
Cell phones
TV
Pussy
Stacks on the books
If you know how to ride your bit out, it's not that bad, Ballers don't do hard time, they chill like they're home
Broke ass bitches with no dough find it tough
PS Not me posting, it's one of my buddies, he is here LAUGHING AT YOU PUSSIES begging me to post in a jail thread, it's PRISON and he did 5 years for almost killing an undercover cop WITH HIS BARE HANDS when he ripped him off, if someone owes me money I give him their number if you know what I mean
haha
oh me in jail? A LOT, but it was always visiting dumb ass buddies or bailing them out, haha, damn those places stink
loose lips sink ships.
i did a couple of stints in jail for some pretty boneheaded things. Jail sucks, and it only seems cool in the movies. In reality, its a living hell.
What do you call the dude in the joint with his own cell, chick CO's visiting him at night in his cell, his hut runs the blocks commissary, he has the cigs and everyone bows to him when he leaves his cell
He has whatever he wants
Cell phones
TV
Pussy
Stacks on the books
If you know how to ride your bit out, it's not that bad, Ballers don't do hard time, they chill like they're home
Broke ass bitches with no dough find it tough
PS Not me posting, it's one of my buddies, he is here LAUGHING AT YOU PUSSIES begging me to post in a jail thread, it's PRISON and he did 5 years for almost killing an undercover cop WITH HIS BARE HANDS when he ripped him off, if someone owes me money I give him their number if you know what I mean
haha
oh me in jail? A LOT, but it was always visiting dumb ass buddies or bailing them out, haha, damn those places stink
You can tell the OP hasn't been in the 'system' he still calls it 'jail'.
Jail is what petty theifs go to who don't have bail in the county level.
CRIMINALS do numbers as in YEARS
You do your bit in the joint or PRISON
Fellow inmates speak like this
So what's your number down the road
Or what's your number up state
NUMBER IS HOW MANY YEARS you gonna do in the REAL CRIMINAL UNIVERSITY
PRISON
haha
If you deal with criminals like CRIMINAL LAWYERS do you learn the lingo
You guys wouldn't last 3 minutes in the yard without having some punk take all your stuff.
haha
Now if you have a few belts in martial arts, you the king of the yard since you're what they call a JAW BREAKER
That means one strike fist or foot you take jaws sideways and the dude is WIRED for a bit
JAIL
JAIL is for pussies
CRIMINALS DO NUMBERS
It's called PRISON
Jail is what petty theifs go to who don't have bail in the county level.
CRIMINALS do numbers as in YEARS
You do your bit in the joint or PRISON
Fellow inmates speak like this
So what's your number down the road
Or what's your number up state
NUMBER IS HOW MANY YEARS you gonna do in the REAL CRIMINAL UNIVERSITY
PRISON
haha
If you deal with criminals like CRIMINAL LAWYERS do you learn the lingo
You guys wouldn't last 3 minutes in the yard without having some punk take all your stuff.
haha
Now if you have a few belts in martial arts, you the king of the yard since you're what they call a JAW BREAKER
That means one strike fist or foot you take jaws sideways and the dude is WIRED for a bit
JAIL
JAIL is for pussies
CRIMINALS DO NUMBERS
It's called PRISON
i did a couple of stints in jail for some pretty boneheaded things. Jail sucks, and it only seems cool in the movies. In reality, its a living hell.
None. And I hope this will be the same for my entire lifetime.
The real question here, is how much time i haven't spent in jail snitches get stitches bitches
snitches get stitches bitches
I always bribe the police. No seconds spent on jail.
3 years on dope charges.
Oh my bad that was a movie.
Oh my bad that was a movie.
None, I got bailed out before they could take me 
I'll have 0 years 0 days 0 hours 0 minutes 0 seconds too.
I'm not going to jail
I'm not going to jail
0 years 0 days 0 hours 0 minutes 0 seconds. Hopefully it stays like this.
About four hours visiting some friends. I myself am a paragon of virtue.
Never, but I wonder why you ask this?
Probably because the propaganda about bitcoin being created to sell drugs, weapons and hire hitmans.
I and I think almost all never have been jailed.
Haven't been in jail ever, but i might get some jail time soon, you can read my story on my profile and you will see what am i talking about. Maybe, maybe not i'm not sentenced yet, but if i will be than i will get like 1-2 years.
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