I'm with you on that. Well, mostly, since I still wouldn't completely exclude a possibility of some genius hacking the Bitcoin hashing algorithm, with or without a calculator. As far as I know, it hasn't been proven that there is no easier way to find the hash function used for Bitcoin mining (double SHA-256, if I'm not mistaken).
Hacking bitcoin is not easy work i see, that is almost impossible to do by someone without special skill on hacking or cybercrime. I think the professional hacker must make a hard effort to broken down the security of bitcoin.
The SHA-2 algorithm, which also includes a hashing function known as SHA-256 and used in Bitcoin cryptography, has been developed by the National Security Agency, and they might already have a sort of back-door undermining Bitcoin cryptographic security. That would allow, for example, a successful preimage attack, which in the case of Bitcoin would mean that the NSA might obtain private keys to any Bitcoin wallet (address) in acceptable time frame.