Topic: How to explain Bitcoin to Chicks (Read 2160 times)

"My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this"
Hiphopopotamus Vs. Rhymenoceros Lyrics

I think the problem is in the way you address women as 'chicks' and 'dimes'. They likely get turned off by such terminology and just stop listening. May I suggest you call women by the preferred term 'bitches', as I'm sure you will see great improvement in their reception.

So I was trying to explain to this dime at the bar that I couldn't afford to buy her a drink because I sunk all my  personal injury settlement money into cryptographic internet tokens when this glazed look came over her which I almost didn't catch because she had these huge sweater puppets that were really distracting but all of a sudden I was struck with inspiration.

I asked her if she was ever told as a child that something would go on her permanent record. She might have misunderstood me because she pulled out this really obvious fake I.D. that said she was born in 1994 so I said "No, I mean have you ever wondered what the permanent record was? Well it turns out there really wasn't one but a crazy genius and a bunch of government-hating supernerds invented one and I buy space on it so even though I have no moral reservations about plying your underage ass with alcohol for the purpose of tapping it (So long as she was still over 18 that is. What do you think I am, a pervert?) I couldn't afford the fruity little girly drinks she was sucking down like a wet vac in a flooded basement. However I assured her I could still ridicule her taste in said drinks in a subtle yet disparaging way designed to heighten her insecurity to the point that she would seek sex with a middle-aged firefighter for validation.

Well it turns out the sex wasn't all that great because she made me do all the work and then started crying even though I offered to give her half the bus fair to get back to her dorm. Freshmen are such a pain in the ass and I never have this problem with sorority chicks but I'm willing to take a risk on an underclassman if she has good qualities such as d-cup frost detectors. So anyway what was I writing about? Oh yeah:

The BLOCKCHAIN IS THE PERMANENT RECORD. ANYTHING WORTH RECORDING CAN AND EVENTUALLY WILL BE RECORDED THERE. That's what these mouth-breathing Luddites need to understand.

Maybe this is the best advice that you can tell your "chic'
You can also add the fact that with Bitcoin, transaction fees are a lot lesser.

You're the sexist for supporting only ONE day for women. How about every day is International Women's Day...as much as it is International Man's Day.

Another sexist thread, just after International Women's Day.

just give 1 btc to the woman and tell these are some shhoping website where you can buy online with bitcoins and she will love this bitcoins from the next time