Topic: How to explain Bitcoin to Chicks - page 2. (Read 2162 times)

Somehow, I have the feeling the OP is not the most qualified person to introduce BTC to women.
A bar may not be the best place either.

I've introduced BTC to a few female friends exactly the same way as I did with blokes.

Its not really a gender issue why a person may or may not understand bitcoin.  There are definitely cultural influences that make it more likely for a man to understand bitcoin though imo.

Fun fact.

Think of billyjoeallen as our forum's resident Crypto Bukowski™, and his posts become pretty entertaining. Sometimes even insightful, though I'm sure he considers that a non-essential byproduct of his efforts.

I agree with you.
We can't generalize people and think that they have certain characteristics because of sex, nationality, race etc.
I'm sure that many women are much smarter and invest their money much smarter than man.
We don't need such threads here.

International Men's Day. 

Ok then, when is the best time to post sexist threads?

Jesus fuckin' Christ! I just posted similarly, sans the freshman chick that is, but will go back (maybe) to revise my post, adding in sex with a goat versus a camel to make my similar point just as interesting.

Akin to it's the sizzle and not the steak, it's the blockchain mechnology, NOT Bitcoin.

you could tell her that every mimosa flower is one satoshi, and 100M mimosa flower get you one bitcoin  

What sexist? The OP is contemplating how to expose women to bitcoin. How are women being discriminated against in this thread?

Another sexist thread, just after International Women's Day.

Wow, i feel like you're getting bored. Clearly you've mastered the art, err race of scoring sorority chicks so you're moving on to the general population of college broads and have quickly come to the realization that it's just too damn easy. That normal girls aren't really that much harder to get than booze for lays sorority girls. So, after some deep thought and maybe some double penetration you've decided you need more of a challenge.

You need to try to score while or after having explained bitcoin to chicks. I get...an easy life is a boring life...new challenges are good.

I think you need to document all the different ways you've tried to explain it to girls. The compilation will be two chapters long - those versions that ended in dumb looks and blue balls and those versions that resulted her begging for your cash and prizes.

Probably she never heard about bitcoin things, so she never has the chance to learn the crypto concept. But if the bar is bitcoin friendly, accept bitcoin payment, and many ppl around we are talking about it. Then she might try to understand what you are talking about!

Oh yeah. This whole story is bullshit but I still think it's a good idea to explain the blockchain as the permanent record and then treat it as such.

So I was trying to explain to this dime at the bar that I couldn't afford to buy her a drink because I sunk all my  personal injury settlement money into cryptographic internet tokens when this glazed look came over her which I almost didn't catch because she had these huge sweater puppets that were really distracting but all of a sudden I was struck with inspiration.

I asked her if she was ever told as a child that something would go on her permanent record. She might have misunderstood me because she pulled out this really obvious fake I.D. that said she was born in 1994 so I said "No, I mean have you ever wondered what the permanent record was? Well it turns out there really wasn't one but a crazy genius and a bunch of government-hating supernerds invented one and I buy space on it so even though I have no moral reservations about plying your underage ass with alcohol for the purpose of tapping it (So long as she was still over 18 that is. What do you think I am, a pervert?) I couldn't afford the fruity little girly drinks she was sucking down like a wet vac in a flooded basement. However I assured her I could still ridicule her taste in said drinks in a subtle yet disparaging way designed to heighten her insecurity to the point that she would seek sex with a middle-aged firefighter for validation.

Well it turns out the sex wasn't all that great because she made me do all the work and then started crying even though I offered to give her half the bus fair to get back to her dorm. Freshmen are such a pain in the ass and I never have this problem with sorority chicks but I'm willing to take a risk on an underclassman if she has good qualities such as d-cup frost detectors. So anyway what was I writing about? Oh yeah:

The BLOCKCHAIN IS THE PERMANENT RECORD. ANYTHING WORTH RECORDING CAN AND EVENTUALLY WILL BE RECORDED THERE. That's what these mouth-breathing Luddites need to understand.