Interesting how Dank disapproves of killing plants, but quite happy to kill one of his 'special" plants in order to smoke it for his own selfish narcotic addiction.
Quick to judge others, yet hasn't (afraid?) looked in the mirror.
Topic: How to live forever - page 7. (Read 2865 times)
I hope you feel terrible next time you eat.
Who would want to live forever? No thanks.
i regret ever telling you about egodeath. Just forget about it please. You think you're god. That is extreme ego robo-tripping right there. Stop taking psychedelics. they aren't meant for underdeveloped people like you.
FTFY
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i regret ever telling you about egodeath. Just forget about it please. You think you're god. That is extreme ego tripping right there. Stop taking psychedelics. they aren't meant for underdeveloped people like you.
Just learn to love your ego.
Just learn to love your ego.
Ah, so the guilty party responsible for this appears!
Step 1 steal underwear.
You are the universe, everything is the universe.
1. Take a whole load of drugs.
2. Post on bitcointalk
3.
4. Profit!
Consider the way things are going with modern medical science. We are beginning to regrow our organs from peoples own stim cells. I think the chances of the people posting now in this forum have a high likelihood of living centuries.
That's not even taking into account transhumanism, when people start swapping out body parts for more capable cybernetic one.
Thus my excitement on hearing about bitcoin. Its given me an investment that could possibly pay for replacement parts... in however many decades that may be.
That's not even taking into account transhumanism, when people start swapping out body parts for more capable cybernetic one.
Thus my excitement on hearing about bitcoin. Its given me an investment that could possibly pay for replacement parts... in however many decades that may be.
I want to live forever by dying, and as as I die I'll use magic(magick?), to curse the world, and the living to become a lich.
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If I had the particular bike dank seems so focused on these past few weeks I wouldn't lend it to him solely because I'd be afraid he'd try to run it on sperm instead of gas when he runs out of cash half way.
Dank Spank, renewable energy at its finest.
Technically, you can do that. Just have Google Maps plot all the sperm banks along your route, and nearby gas stations.
As for the repayments, we should ask the guy who was in for 75BTC, but my guess is that he has a shiny new Rolex on his wrist at the moment.
I hope dank's friend has got plenty of things left to sell next time dank's rent is due.
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If I had the particular bike dank seems so focused on these past few weeks I wouldn't lend it to him solely because I'd be afraid he'd try to run it on sperm instead of gas when he runs out of cash half way.
Dank Spank, renewable energy at its finest.
Oh dank, I miss the hookah thread, come on, entertain us better than your current insipid crap...
I'm sure dank's
Yeah, but come on, solving the energy crisis through masturbation is way too much like the kind of stuff a drunken hobo babbles about. If I had the particular bike dank seems so focused on these past few weeks I wouldn't lend it to him solely because I'd be affraid he'd try to run it on sperm instead of gas when he runs out of cash half way.
As for the repayments, we should ask the guy who was in for 75BTC, but my guess is that he has a shinny new Rolex on his wrist at the moment.
Oh dank, I miss the hookah thread, come on, entertain us better than your current insipid crap...
I'm sure dank's
1. Claim you stop eating on Thanksgiving
2. Predict devastation of the East Coast
3. ...
4. Explain that you went on a walk about, stopped eating for a couple hours
5. Explain that you must start eating again to gather strenght to rape your soulmate
6. Explain that the very specific tsunami you predicted that would destroy the East Coast is in fact love
7. ...
8. Profit?
Oh dank, I miss the hookah thread, come on, entertain us better than your current insipid crap...
2. Predict devastation of the East Coast
3. ...
4. Explain that you went on a walk about, stopped eating for a couple hours
5. Explain that you must start eating again to gather strenght to rape your soulmate
6. Explain that the very specific tsunami you predicted that would destroy the East Coast is in fact love
7. ...
8. Profit?
Oh dank, I miss the hookah thread, come on, entertain us better than your current insipid crap...
"you don't need food, all you need is love"
dank... go love yourself!
seriously tho, who put this nonsense in your head?
love is gr8 and all, but COME ON!
Go tell a man who is starving all he needs is love...
dank... go love yourself!
seriously tho, who put this nonsense in your head?
love is gr8 and all, but COME ON!
Go tell a man who is starving all he needs is love...
How to live forever:
1. Don't die.
There is no 2.
Congratulations, you're immortal! If you ever do die, you're not immortal anymore.
1. Don't die.
There is no 2.
Congratulations, you're immortal! If you ever do die, you're not immortal anymore.
If everyone stopped eating, stopped killing, only loved, we would find all the energy we need within ourselves, and it lasts forever. When people love, it gives other people more energy, which in turn gives you more energy, creating an ever increasing, ever lasting source of energy.
I'll believe that when you can power a steam engine with your love. Until then, I'll keep eating food, you can keep eating nothing, and we'll see who lives longer.
How to live forever:
John 3:16
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
Pirate@40 promised the world. Jesus can deliver.
John 3:16
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
Pirate@40 promised the world. Jesus can deliver.
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