Topic: I can't post anywhere this is bs. (Read 4161 times)

You need 4 hours logged and 5 posts.

Source: https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/newbie-restrictions-15958

How many post do you need? This is BS

Yeah. love making these posts. it is fun!!!!!!!!!!!

Sent. Sorry it took so long. Had some trouble with my client today.

Or that fire can be hard to find, even in hell.

Is the moral of the story that being a drunk is the only thing the devil rewards you for?

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here is a joke for you:
There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
To he first he said "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just love alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed the man to a room full of alchol of every type and description and he put the man inside and said "see you in 100 years" and locked the door.


To the second man he asked the same question and the man replied "oh man I just love to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man". So the devil took the man and showed him to a room full of hundreds upon thousands of georgeous and beautiful naked women. The man ran inside and the devil said "see you in 100 years" and locked the door.


The third man's answer to the question was "oh man I just LOVE weed! Im high all the time man and I can't live without it!". The devil showed the man to a room packed with the most amazing grade-A bud you've ever seen, stacked to the roof! The man went inside and the devil locked the door after saying "see you in 100 years".


100 years later the devil came by to let the three men out. He opened the door to the first man's room and found the man collapsed on the ground, passed out with empty bottles laying around him and puke all over him. He was a mess.
The devil opened the 2nd man's door and the man came running out of the room and cried "IM GAY! IM GAY!". Finally the devil came to the third man's room and opened the door. Sitting in the middle of all the bud, in the exact same position the devil had left him in was the man. He looked up at the devil and with a single tear rolling down his cheek he asked ; "hey man, got a light?"

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I actually liked that one. Send me an address and I give you a bitcent.

have another one.

Hey guys, sorry for spamming, now there are 6 Posts and 4 hours and 18 minutes only,
should be enough, or?

thx

Q: What do elephants have that no other animal has?
A: Baby elephants.

The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.

Sorry for spamming you 

Hi there

Hmm.. now ive got a technical question and can´t post in the right board

true
somewhere its bullshit, somewhere its not
i'm member of this forum a couple of months, spend only 2 hrs on this board cause the newbies forum isnt cool enough to post o

random shit

Yup. Four hours.

Five posts and four (five?) hours of time spent online, as far as I remember.

Welcome!