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Xenland

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Quote from: MrTeal on July 24, 2012, 09:35:05 AM

Quote from: Xenland on July 24, 2012, 09:21:01 AM

Quote from: MrTeal on July 24, 2012, 09:03:41 AM

Quote from: Xenland on July 24, 2012, 08:19:13 AM

Quote from: the joint on July 23, 2012, 09:39:24 PM

I'd much prefer an antiarrest vest that responds in much the same way, but instead activates 100 of these in all directions:

http://bitlasers.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=22&products_id=31

HEY! now theres a better idea.. blind yourself the instant you turn it on to test it

FTFY.

yes well, It shoots outwards so as long as your not around mirrors its should be good...

Don't laze me bro!!!

You don't need a mirror to be blinded by a reflection from a 1.8W blue laser, let alone 100 of them.

If you have that many lazes I'd assume they don't need to be high powered because all of them combined will be low powered.. I've stared at low powered lasers as a kid no harm done Tongue

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Quote from: Xenland on July 24, 2012, 09:21:01 AM

Quote from: MrTeal on July 24, 2012, 09:03:41 AM

Quote from: Xenland on July 24, 2012, 08:19:13 AM

Quote from: the joint on July 23, 2012, 09:39:24 PM

I'd much prefer an antiarrest vest that responds in much the same way, but instead activates 100 of these in all directions:

http://bitlasers.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=22&products_id=31

HEY! now theres a better idea.. blind yourself the instant you turn it on to test it

FTFY.

yes well, It shoots outwards so as long as your not around mirrors its should be good...

Don't laze me bro!!!

You don't need a mirror to be blinded by a reflection from a 1.8W blue laser, let alone 100 of them.

AndrewBUD

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It will only take about 45min to move out of the way wearing that shit.

Xenland

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Quote from: MrTeal on July 24, 2012, 09:03:41 AM

Quote from: Xenland on July 24, 2012, 08:19:13 AM

Quote from: the joint on July 23, 2012, 09:39:24 PM

I'd much prefer an antiarrest vest that responds in much the same way, but instead activates 100 of these in all directions:

http://bitlasers.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=22&products_id=31

HEY! now theres a better idea.. blind yourself the instant you turn it on to test it

FTFY.

yes well, It shoots outwards so as long as your not around mirrors its should be good...

Don't laze me bro!!!

MrTeal

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Quote from: Xenland on July 24, 2012, 08:19:13 AM

Quote from: the joint on July 23, 2012, 09:39:24 PM

I'd much prefer an antiarrest vest that responds in much the same way, but instead activates 100 of these in all directions:

http://bitlasers.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=22&products_id=31

HEY! now theres a better idea.. blind yourself the instant you turn it on to test it

FTFY.

Xenland

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I'm not just any shaman, I'm a Sha256man

Quote from: the joint on July 23, 2012, 09:39:24 PM

I'd much prefer an antiarrest vest that responds in much the same way, but instead activates 100 of these in all directions:

http://bitlasers.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=22&products_id=31

HEY! now theres a better idea.. blind the crap outta everyone around you

rjk

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1ngldh

Quote from: 01BTC10 on July 24, 2012, 08:03:47 AM

I wonder if a portable Faraday cage would protect against microwaves. This coupled with an anti-noise cancellation system could be an interesting addition to the anti-arrest vest.

http://physicsb-2009-10.wikispaces.com/file/view/Tesla18Dalek10003Ft.jpg/126371831/Tesla18Dalek10003Ft.jpg

Not a cage in the standard sense, but you could use fine mesh such as screen wire to get the desired effect, assuming the microwaves are in the 2.4Ghz range.

For those experimenting with microwave oven parts, the recommended protection is a suit made of screen wire for your body, and a tin can with the sharp edges trimmed off and lined in soft fur to contain your man parts.

Microwave cannon

This thing can do cool stuff like light up fluorescent bulbs from upwards of 10 feet away.

01BTC10

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I wonder if a portable Faraday cage would protect against microwaves. This coupled with an active anti-noise cancellation system could be an interesting addition to the anti-arrest/urban survivor vest.

organofcorti

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Poor impulse control.

Quote from: AndrewBUD on July 24, 2012, 05:58:59 AM

^ Wonder if they get good reception with that thing?

It burns off your skin. What kind of reception would you give it? A standing ovation?

AndrewBUD

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^ Wonder if they get good reception with that thing?

myrkul

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FIAT LIBERTAS RVAT CAELVM

Quote from: 01BTC10 on July 23, 2012, 11:36:15 PM

Quote

The Active Denial System (ADS) is a non-lethal, directed-energy weapon developed by the U.S. military,[1] designed for area denial, perimeter security and crowd control.[2] Informally, the weapon is also called the heat ray[3] since it works by heating the surface of targets, such as the skin of targeted human subjects.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Active_Denial_System

Grin

Beat me to it... literally had this in my clipboard:

01BTC10

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The Active Denial System (ADS) is a non-lethal, directed-energy weapon developed by the U.S. military,[1] designed for area denial, perimeter security and crowd control.[2] Informally, the weapon is also called the heat ray[3] since it works by heating the surface of targets, such as the skin of targeted human subjects.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Active_Denial_System

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Quote from: 01BTC10 on July 23, 2012, 11:31:14 PM

Quote from: Phinnaeus Gage on July 23, 2012, 11:27:58 PM

Quote from: 01BTC10 on July 23, 2012, 11:22:27 PM

Any sniper worth their salt can pick off that fat head at two klicks, even with a slight cross-breeze a blowin'.

Then you need an invisibility vest but I couldn't find any picture... Duh!

Fine! Don the invisible vest, and they'll pull out this.

Sound Cannon

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Quote from: Phinnaeus Gage on July 23, 2012, 11:27:58 PM

Quote from: 01BTC10 on July 23, 2012, 11:22:27 PM

Any sniper worth their salt can pick off that fat head at two klicks, even with a slight cross-breeze a blowin'.

Then you'll need an invisibility vest but I couldn't find any picture... Duh!

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Quote from: 01BTC10 on July 23, 2012, 11:22:27 PM

Any sniper worth their salt can pick off that fat head at two klicks, even with a slight cross-breeze a blowin'.

01BTC10

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Phinnaeus Gage

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Quote from: teflone on July 23, 2012, 05:14:41 PM

Wait till you hear what Phinnieus Gage took..

Anybody here have any Advil for a headache?

Back on-topic.

Remember this guy?

Pizza Delivery Man Fitted With A Collar Bomb

Basicly, the same scenario as the OP, but with a twist. A bomb-like device is now around the neck, and while holding a smartphone (or any phone), inform the officers, in a panic-like state-of-mind, that somebody placed this around your neck with some type of high explosives. Her (nice twist, instead of a guy) instructions are to all step back about a block away otherwise--BOOM! It helps if you cry and say you don't want to die. Please do as Maria says. I have a wife and three beautiful children, one of each. etc. etc. etc.

~Bruno~

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Wat

Id like a shirt with an inbuilt camera that starts filming when approached by a cop

myrkul

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FIAT LIBERTAS RVAT CAELVM

Better idea: a "don't taze me, bro" T-shirt lined with aluminum foil.

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I'd much prefer an antiarrest vest that responds in much the same way, but instead activates 100 of these in all directions:

http://bitlasers.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=22&products_id=31

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