Once you go to the bank and ask for the money, how would you respond if they ask you any proofs for your connections? "Trust me bro?" This isn't as simple as you think it is. Even if you have a general idea of how much profit you'll be making per deal on these huge hedge funds, it will still take time for you to get that steady trickle of your returns. And the bank? They'd surely ask for repayment every month, and every month that passes by that you weren't able to pay, there will be an interest. I believe that everyone including you knows how banks roll.
Lol, @325btc has been a troll on this community for a while now, he is not an idiot or a kid, he is not here saying things that he actually believes in. He is just here because he is having fun trolling people and I see that he still manages to troll some people.
There was a funny story back in the day told as a joke "some guy goes to world bank and says that he should be hired as CEO, the bank said no, so he said he is the son in law of Bill gates, and the bank said yes, he goes to bill gates and says he wants to marry his daughter, and bill gates says no, he says but he is the ceo of world bank, bill gates says yes" and that joke is 100% guaranteed the basis of what OP talks about.
Fair enough. OP seems like he has a general idea on how investing works. I've seen him spout doomsday predictions with little to no basis on other boards too