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Topic: If a girl invites u to go swimming, what does this mean? (Read 4466 times)

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It probably means that she wants to go swimming, and that she wants to hang out with you while doing so.

This is just a wild guess.
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If a girl invites u to go swimming, what does this mean?
She means she wants to have coitus with you in the water.  Smiley

That's actually pretty difficult, though! Have you ever tried doing that? Cheesy

Yes it is not good in sea because of the salt, but it is good in the freshwater.  Smiley

You have to pay attention, though, so that no fish are joining your private party for two, heheheh
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If a girl invites u to go swimming, what does this mean?
She means she wants to have coitus with you in the water.  Smiley

That's actually pretty difficult, though! Have you ever tried doing that? Cheesy

Yes it is not good in sea because of the salt, but it is good in the freshwater.  Smiley
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If a girl invites u to go swimming, what does this mean?
She means she wants to have coitus with you in the water.  Smiley

That's actually pretty difficult, though! Have you ever tried doing that? Cheesy
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If a girl invites u to go swimming, what does this mean?
She means she wants to have coitus with you in the water.  Smiley
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A pumpkin mines 27 hours a night
It means she wants to go swimming with you. Perhaps she likes swimming, and also likes you and wants to do both at the same time.



Make sure to only talk about bitcoin as it's the only important thing that a man and a woman can talk about.

My friend is coming over today as well, she lives very far. I'll make sure to only talk to her about bitcoin. Then we'll make a couple of altcoins for dinner.

We'll also roll around on the bed thinking of new features. Later we'll drink some beer and talk about HODLING. Not eachother. Hodling bitcoin of course.

We're not going to watch a movie, or cook or take a walk, or play some game. Unless it's related to bitcoin.






Sssshhh, careful! Some people will really take this as advice and be surprised if she leaves after 30 minutes (average time, may differ due to variance)!
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Life is a taxable event
It means she wants to go swimming with you. Perhaps she likes swimming, and also likes you and wants to do both at the same time.



Make sure to only talk about bitcoin as it's the only important thing that a man and a woman can talk about.

My friend is coming over today as well, she lives very far. I'll make sure to only talk to her about bitcoin. Then we'll make a couple of altcoins for dinner.

We'll also roll around on the bed thinking of new features. Later we'll drink some beer and talk about HODLING. Not eachother. Hodling bitcoin of course.

We're not going to watch a movie, or cook or take a walk, or play some game. Unless it's related to bitcoin.




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If a girl invites u to go swimming, what does this mean?

It's clearly a prelude to copulation! Both mates examine each other's body. If bodies indicate a genetically beneficial result, they climb on each other in no time.

Don't pass up this opportunity! Cheesy

ya.ya.yo!
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Bling Bling
Hey, don't let that chance slip away! Bring some champagne and party hard. Pools are a great way to approach girls. Maybe you can at some point go over to the hut tub Wink
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boring staying at home?

Be careful she might try to scam you!

Made my day! This is gold-worthy! It is funny on so many levels! I hope things are working out better with the older woman? Or was there even another one? Was the 18 year old working for BFL, HashFast or did she like Frappucino?

How do you know? You never talked there and it seems you know more details than the people who were asking things there!

I like to read a crazy story at times Smiley
When I finished the thread I didn't care if the story was true or not, it was very interesting. And to be honest, I couldn't think of anything to post. Can't live up to that Cheesy
Do you think I know some of those girls?

Well at the moment I'm sure you don't know any of the girls!

But be careful because the 18 one fled to Germany and  I see you are posting in the German section of the forum! She might get you too!

And Yes the story is true!
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A pumpkin mines 27 hours a night
boring staying at home?

Be careful she might try to scam you!

Made my day! This is gold-worthy! It is funny on so many levels! I hope things are working out better with the older woman? Or was there even another one? Was the 18 year old working for BFL, HashFast or did she like Frappucino?

How do you know? You never talked there and it seems you know more details than the people who were asking things there!

I like to read a crazy story at times Smiley
When I finished the thread I didn't care if the story was true or not, it was very interesting. And to be honest, I couldn't think of anything to post. Can't live up to that Cheesy
Do you think I know some of those girls?
legendary
Activity: 1232
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boring staying at home?

Be careful she might try to scam you!

Made my day! This is gold-worthy! It is funny on so many levels! I hope things are working out better with the older woman? Or was there even another one? Was the 18 year old working for BFL, HashFast or did she like Frappucino?

How do you know? You never talked there and it seems you know more details than the people who were asking things there!
hero member
Activity: 686
Merit: 500
A pumpkin mines 27 hours a night
boring staying at home?

Be careful she might try to scam you!

Made my day! This is gold-worthy! It is funny on so many levels! I hope things are working out better with the older woman? Or was there even another one? Was the 18 year old working for BFL, HashFast or did she like Frappucino?
legendary
Activity: 1232
Merit: 1002
boring staying at home?

Be careful she might try to scam you!
hero member
Activity: 686
Merit: 500
A pumpkin mines 27 hours a night
boring staying at home?

Yeah, does it involve Bitcoin? No? Get the hell away from that girl  Cheesy But make sure she isn't really talking about setting up an immersion-cooling mining rig! That would be sweet!
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I think she means to teach her pool Wink
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 You should participate. Gives her to demonstrate your developed muscle.
Why wants bored dull at home?
legendary
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Funny, a girl invited my friend over at her house, she said she was alone and watching a scary movie and was very scared. I told him it means only one thing. He likes another girl so he declined, but damn, this girl is really persistent and does some pretty weird and funny things to get his attention.

OMFG!!! How can he decline a girl!!! He is so rude! Tell him that it's not nice to say no! Teach him to say yes and go for it!

Bad. Yes, men can decline women. Just because you can't manage to even talk to women doesn't mean other males will settle for your standards.

And how did you came to the conclusion that "i can't manage to talk to women"?

The fact that you think everything that a female says to you is an advance. Seriously, you're like a 12 year old that's just finding out women exists.
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boring staying at home?

Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women!
legendary
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Body party. I hope you are not small, looks awful in swim trunk.
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