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Topic: Impressive bitcoin one liners for non bitcoiners - page 2. (Read 37270 times)

donator
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not mine:
"Bitcoin is the best form of money civilization has ever seen"

Wences Casares?
legendary
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Merit: 1001
Crypto since 2014
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending



Still the best one out there.
Posts: 2934

Still the most posts i've ever seen for a Full Member.
Is posting on the forum all you ever do?  Cheesy
vip
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Merit: 1145
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending



Still the best one out there.
legendary
Activity: 1260
Merit: 1002
qui vis pacem para bellum
full member
Activity: 157
Merit: 100
not mine:
"Bitcoin is the best form of money civilization has ever seen"
hero member
Activity: 784
Merit: 1000
https://youtu.be/PZm8TTLR2NU
Bitcoin: The end of violence-backed currency.
full member
Activity: 143
Merit: 100
  Bitcoin.  Democratise your money.  Grin
             
hero member
Activity: 503
Merit: 501
Bit-word to which the proper reply would be word-bit. Roger that?
hero member
Activity: 588
Merit: 500
Bitcoin never closes, unlike your banks
member
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Merit: 10
Bitcoin is a state of mind.
hero member
Activity: 854
Merit: 500
Nope..
And this one time, at bitcoin camp...
hero member
Activity: 812
Merit: 587
Space Lord
One of my stupid Internet money is worth your monthly paycheck.
legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
bitcoin noob: "isnt getting into bitcoin risky"
me: "isnt jumping into the deep end of the pool before you know what water is"

wait for 3 seconds for dramatic effect

me: "atleast stick your toe in the water first to get some confidence"
Nice one!!

I like using sex as my analogy of choice. Remember how scary the first time was? But would you ever go back to only masturbation?

Crypto is to fiat what sex is to masturbation: better in every conceivable way.  Grin

Hell, remember the first time you masturbated and then wondered what the hell just happened? Two to three days later you were at it again with the same results. After a couple more times, you had what was going on down to a science, so you hunted down the nearest goat. Okay, maybe, just maybe, it didn't take you as long as I, but surely a goat was in the equation. Wasn't it?
hero member
Activity: 784
Merit: 1000
https://youtu.be/PZm8TTLR2NU
bitcoin noob: "isnt getting into bitcoin risky"
me: "isnt jumping into the deep end of the pool before you know what water is"

wait for 3 seconds for dramatic effect

me: "atleast stick your toe in the water first to get some confidence"
Nice one!!

I like using sex as my analogy of choice. Remember how scary the first time was? But would you ever go back to only masturbation?

Crypto is to fiat what sex is to masturbation: better in every conceivable way.  Grin
legendary
Activity: 4214
Merit: 4458
bitcoin noob: "isnt getting into bitcoin risky"
me: "isnt jumping into the deep end of the pool before you know what water is"

wait for 3 seconds for dramatic effect

me: "atleast stick your toe in the water first to get some confidence"
hero member
Activity: 784
Merit: 1000
https://youtu.be/PZm8TTLR2NU
"So you want to be a waitress for the rest of your life, or you want to run away with me and my bitcoin riches?

Yeah, that's what I thought. Now get in the batmobile."

newbie
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Merit: 0
it's like money only different.
legendary
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Merit: 3848
"One coin to lose it all"
"Bitcoin-it f--ks you up good"
legendary
Activity: 4214
Merit: 4458
well if hackers can't break the code and thus they trust it... shouldnt you too?
sr. member
Activity: 294
Merit: 250
The best bitcoin one liner:


"Satoshi !"
"Give me your bitcoins!"
"BitcoinBomb!!!!!"
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