I need somebody to explain to me how this French pseudo police report works.
Can it be done online, albeit I do see a handwritten number on the document?
No.
Is it only done in person?
Yes
Does the police officer(?) simply take down the information, then sends you on your way?
Yes. Then they do their job. They can do it right away if there is any kind of emergency.
Do the police(?) immediately send in computer forensics to make sure a false report wasn't issued, assuring clients that an inside job wasn't in play?
They can do it.
Without forensic specialist reviewing the servers, let alone all the computers the company has access to, what would be the purpose of having such agency in the first place?
I don't know if you have noticed, but all the servers of the company have been stopped for one week. It is possible that they have been seized by the police.
If no forensics were performed, and these guys continue forward operating a bank, I pity the fools who deposit funds into their enterprise, with or without a guarantee backed by the state, for they already know that they can simply cry dDoS again, seeing that the culprits have ceased their attack.
We don't know that. All I know is that the money I had on bitcoin-central is still there.
To re-ask more specifically, when a police report is made, do computer forensics review the servers and their computer to make sure that nothing nefarious is afoot?
We don't know that. (I believe yes)
I truly appreciate you, ghdp, taking the time to reply. Your answers seem to make sense, thus finding no cause to refute them. Thanks, bud.
Time for a recap, methinks.
(1) Police report was posted. Ignore for a moment the circumstances under which it was posted, and the attitude around it, but acknowledge that for a second: we have a scan of a police report. That's what we asked for, that's what we got, now let's shut the hell up about it. (If you have evidence that it's fake, post it, but if not: see previous sentence.)
(2) Paymium needs someone who handles PR/customer contact for them. Boussac might be a brilliant banker and/or business man, but his ability to stay calm in the face of angry customers will be his (and his company's) downfall.
Boussac, for the love of god, trust me on this: a lot of people here (me included) were, and to a degree still are, very favorably inclined to Paymium's services. But the way your company communicated on this forum caused a lot of damage, and there is no point in blaming anyone else for that yourself. Even if you were somehow morally in the right, I'm pretty sure you know that's not how business works. Fix it, or stop blaming others for it.
EDIT: added clarifying sentence in (1)
A little terse at the onset, but overall I concur with the sentiment expressed.