[Investor-Based-Game] LOSE ALL YOUR MONEY TODAY! FOR FREE!

nutildah

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Quote from: ezeminer on March 31, 2024, 09:23:25 PM

You've heard of NFT's. But now we're bringing it back by popular demand!

Non-Fungible Kangaroos! Own your very own picture of a kangaroo today!

~~So that means its like an actual kangaroo? OK I want one. How does it get delivered? Wonder what I feed it when it gets here... Can I use its pouch to store beers? So many questions...~~

Oh its not actually a Non-Fungible Kangaroo, its just a jpeg. /disappointed

ezeminer

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You've heard of NFT's. But now we're bringing it back by popular demand!

Non-Fungible Kangaroos! Own your very own picture of a kangaroo today!

ezeminer

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Did you want Moon Lambos? Well send your hard earned crypto here!

BECAUSE WE'RE HONEST AND PROMISE YOU WON'T GET ONE HERE!

ezeminer

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Quote from: nutildah on February 13, 2019, 01:43:38 AM

I have a question: what really sets you apart from the other investor-based games? I mean, I know I can lose as much money as I want with any of the other programs on this board, but why should I lose my money to this one? I put a second reverse mortgage on my condo and I need to get rid of this extra cash as soon as possible.

We're honest, upfront businessmen and women that will take that hard earned money off your hands.

You wanted promises of more riches? TOO BAD.

You wanted promises of a lambo after waiting 48 hours? TOO BAD.

You want honest, upfront people that take that heavy, troublesome extra cryptocurrency off your hands? YOU'RE IN LUCK.

We take Visa, Mastercard, Discover, American Express, Diners Club, and more credit cards as well!
Just max out that credit card on us for our friendly money collection services. Heck, just take out a lean against your house. It'll be GREAT!

nutildah

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I have a question: what really sets you apart from the other investor-based games? I mean, I know I can lose as much money as I want with any of the other programs on this board, but why should I lose my money to this one? I put a second reverse mortgage on my condo and I need to get rid of this extra cash as soon as possible.

ezeminer

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Quote from: davis196 on February 12, 2019, 08:19:39 AM

I want to upgrade to the extra premium "BULLSHIT" package.Do you offer one?
Is this some exit scam where you just exit with my coins?I will report you to Better Business Bureau. Grin

That package is for our most premium customers!

Yes, we can include you on the CX India exit scam package. At the low low cost of $200m in XMR & BTC

davis196

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I want to upgrade to the extra premium "BULLSHIT" package.Do you offer one?
Is this some exit scam where you just exit with my coins?I will report you to Better Business Bureau. Grin

arco-yabamba

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made me smile

ezeminer

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This free professional service is still available to all you beautiful people!

tmfp

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"Common rogue from Russia with a bare ass."

You scammers, I still have money left in my account! Angry

stingers

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Quote from: erikalui on December 07, 2015, 02:14:17 PM

Thanks for making me laugh. Was about to scream due to severe headache but now feel relaxed. Thanks for giving me nothing Cheesy

Just a question, you scream when you have a severe headache?

SmilingNightElf

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Quote from: nutildah on May 26, 2018, 11:33:56 PM

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sorry you are denied, only alien translation needed at the moment LOL

Darklinkz

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Quote from: ezeminer on May 27, 2018, 01:06:00 PM

Quote from: tmfp on May 26, 2018, 04:16:53 PM

whene Airdrop start? please sir

Airdropping air to you door shortly!

Quote from: nutildah on May 26, 2018, 11:33:56 PM

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Sorry, the only translations that are left are turtle and kangaroo.

This is actually a good idea. We need to fund this and advertise this on HYIP sites or any too good to be true ROI promises from any site. They'll see it in front of their face with a sarcastic tagline "I'm so glad I've lost all my money! The best life changing event that ever happened to me!"

ezeminer

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Quote from: tmfp on May 26, 2018, 04:16:53 PM

whene Airdrop start? please sir

Airdropping air to you door shortly!

Quote from: nutildah on May 26, 2018, 11:33:56 PM

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Sorry, the only translations that are left are turtle and kangaroo.

nutildah

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tmfp

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"Common rogue from Russia with a bare ass."

whene Airdrop start? please sir

ezeminer

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Quote from: DarkStar_alt on May 26, 2018, 01:40:23 PM

Can I invest all of my Howeycoins?

Yes we accept the most forum friendly coin available.

Address: 69HoweyCoinsNauPls

DarkStar_alt

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Can I invest all of my Howeycoins?

ezeminer

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Quote from: Leo_Wolf on May 24, 2018, 06:58:54 AM

Admin, where is my money? Grin

Sorry, accidentally threw it in a fire for warmth.

Quote from: Coinable on May 24, 2018, 08:49:01 AM

This is hilarious. Makes me want to donate some crypto Grin

We also accept kangaroo coin now.

Coinable

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This is hilarious. Makes me want to donate some crypto Grin

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