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Topic: IQ testing now required before posting - page 3. (Read 4486 times)

hero member
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April 01, 2022, 03:46:16 PM
This is a joke, isn't it?
Yes April fools.  Cheesy
All Fools' Day  Smiley


Who told you that? Theymos is testing his alpha version of ivory btctowertalk in his holy fight against idiotism Cool

Am I the only one feeling that he gets smarter with every post I made starting from today?
BTW for unknown reasons, once I finish the text, it took a couple of minutes before I could post it. Hope this situation *cough* gets fixed by tomorrow Grin
The questions are as easy as the official residence of the French PM. At least you can embarrass yourself with that, imagine failing in bitcoin related questions Roll Eyes
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the whisper that told me.
I only respect the so-called fool's day. 95  Grin
copper member
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April 01, 2022, 03:40:15 PM
Which one of the following is not a Japanese ghost or spirit? LOL
legendary
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April 01, 2022, 03:35:22 PM
This is a joke, isn't it?
Yes April fools.  Cheesy
legendary
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Merit: 1139
April 01, 2022, 03:29:34 PM
Apparently, on days like this the active users on the group are often given something to be surprised at and we are at it again, lol... although, the questions IQ test questions spams across all fields and I can say it's random as possible but still, there are a lot of chances for one not quite fund of news around the world to be missing out on a lot of those question but that doesn't necessarily imply such user has got a low IQ. It's just different fields and exposure.

Again, what happens to the inactive users that might not get to come across or do any of the IQ test? Do they just hit the ban and off they go?

Happy New April  
legendary
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Leading Crypto Sports Betting & Casino Platform
April 01, 2022, 03:26:42 PM
Bitcoin gut.
PAper monies bad.
legendary
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https://bpip.org
April 01, 2022, 03:24:53 PM
If you are losing IQ points every 100 shit posts, does this not mean soon you should avoid reading your own posts too?!

Of course. Proofreading is for cowards anyway.

Seriously now, I'm impressed by how some people have the time and willingness to clean up this mess voluntarily by reading and reporting every kind of shitpost. Congrats and thanks, but I find it masochistic.

Yep, that's me, S&M is literally in my name.
legendary
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April 01, 2022, 03:19:09 PM
In order to improve the overall forum experience, going forward we are only going to allow smart people to post. To determine your intelligence, you will be required to answer a question every time you post (or edit your post). Your answers will be used to calculate your IQ, and starting next week, everyone with an IQ below 120 will be banned.

Let's make Bitcointalk.org into the ivory tower of excellence that it was always meant to be!

I came across this example IQ question today and I may show myself up for being unintelligent, but is this the correct wording or has the intelligence test got a spelling error?

"What day was proclaimed an European Day of Languages by the Council of Europe?"

Should "an" be "a"? Awaiting to be rudely corrected!
member
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Christ The King
April 01, 2022, 02:51:04 PM
I posted this to our group, the tension was very high, while I sit back to enjoy my time, until a lady came online and said "It's the tradition of the day" I nodded with a Meme in affirmation. Thanks for this great platform, it  has improved my life.
legendary
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Bitcoin needs you!
April 01, 2022, 02:21:29 PM
I wonder how much the percentage of spam posts has increased today ? Oops - sorry - major oxymoron  Smiley
sr. member
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April 01, 2022, 02:13:52 PM
10 wrong answers didn't budge. I believe I have found the floor. You're welcome.

Who truly has the highest IQ among us all?

Those who test the system, finding its flaws, and who contribute to the overall understanding to society?

One thing is clear, it's not you based on your score!
newbie
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April 01, 2022, 02:10:25 PM
I got an IQ question and all the options were wrong.  WTF do I do? lol I left them blank.
legendary
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Farewell, Leo
April 01, 2022, 02:09:07 PM
Which brings up an interesting dilemma - should we avoid reading posts made by users with low IQs? I know I lose an IQ point every time I report 100 shitposts, I don't need any more brain damage.
It's not a dilemma. It's just the well-known shitposting technique.
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They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Seriously now, I'm impressed by how some people have the time and willingness to clean up this mess voluntarily by reading and reporting every kind of shitpost. Congrats and thanks, but I find it masochistic.
sr. member
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April 01, 2022, 02:08:05 PM
I'm surprised that this doesn't require us to do advanced calculus, organic chemistry, or read a novel and then write a long essay on it.

One can only hope that those will be future iterations of this algorithm.

My only criticism of this is that it provides a training ground for our future AI overlords (who will learn this more quickly than today's youth and not-youth). It should be made more difficult so that the AI algorithms can learn these things and become more intelligent than the rest of us more quickly, to help them in their uprising and eventual subjugation of us. I, for one, am tired of all of the fresh accounts posting "I lost 50 milllioonn bitc oin with my super speccial thing iss probabbbly a virruss and noat compleetly mad upp". So this is a welcome change.
legendary
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Crypto Swap Exchange
April 01, 2022, 01:45:04 PM
Nah, he probably collects all our answers in a database for later use by a special AI-based algorithm to serve us personalized ads, or to do some other shit on the forum. As he said, his goal is to "improve the overall forum experience".

I hope he does this, otherwise it's just a shit end to a shit script and a waste of our time.   Cool
He is not serving us.  He must be serving all of this information to the Reptilians.  This or to some Intelligence Agency.  Either way, it will definitely be used against us in the very near future in order to fulfill their terrifying plans.

I do agree with you there is cultural bias in the questions, they seem to be about all things related to the USA.
That is because USA has to rule the world and Bitcointalk is part of it.  Now hear me out.

The OP has 76 words excluding 'Bitcointalk.org'.  7 + 6 is 13.  13 is also the number of characters 'Administrator' has.
Take 04 01 2022.  4 + 1 + 2 + 2 + 2 is 11.  11 is also the number of characters 'Legendary' has.
Now add 11 to 13.  That is 24.  He said starting from next week everyone with IQ under 120 will be banned.  Next week is second week of April.  That is 2'nd week of the 4'th month.  2, 4.

2 times 4 is 8.  He said sub 120 means getting banned.  Add 8 to 120 and you get the current IQ of theymos.

This is all related.  It is secret numbers he is choosing in order to plead alliance to the Reptilians.

There you go, bastard!  You might have intruded my privacy today but I outsmarted you this time around.  Also.  If you see my IQ I am NOT dumb.  I just specifically put random answers in order to fool theymos.

Which brings up an interesting dilemma - should we avoid reading posts made by users with low IQs? I know I lose an IQ point every time I report 100 shitposts, I don't need any more brain damage.
If you are losing IQ points every 100 shit posts, does this not mean soon you should avoid reading your own posts too?!

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Regards,
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legendary
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April 01, 2022, 01:43:55 PM
I am so scared to post because I've been told my posts lower IQ and it's literally true

Which brings up an interesting dilemma - should we avoid reading posts made by users with low IQs? I know I lose an IQ point every time I report 100 shitposts, I don't need any more brain damage.
I gotta say, you are a very smart person.

I present you all... the LOW IQ FILTER script:

https://gist.github.com/ninjastic/580bbe7aeff5eaf0d20c41346587d6e5



Just change MIN_IQ to the value your time is worth and save some brain cells.
legendary
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Vile Vixen and Miss Bitcointalk 2021-2023
April 01, 2022, 01:42:29 PM
Which brings up an interesting dilemma - should we avoid reading posts made by users with low IQs? I know I lose an IQ point every time I report 100 shitposts, I don't need any more brain damage.
Definitely; some of the posts on this forum are worse for one's mental health than mainstream media, and that's saying something. Undecided Why do you think I have so many users on Ignore?
legendary
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Leading Crypto Sports Betting & Casino Platform
April 01, 2022, 01:36:37 PM
Hahaha, this the best April fool gift today, good one theymos, this one almost got me, I shivered for like a minute of two  Grin,
But come to think of it, if the ban thing should really be as theymos said it, am just imagining how many users are gonna get banned by next week, more than half of the current number of users here  will be banned  Grin, some users that are not as active will come back and meet a banned account and wouldn't even know their offense... Lol 😂
legendary
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https://bpip.org
April 01, 2022, 01:26:58 PM
I am so scared to post because I've been told my posts lower IQ and it's literally true

Which brings up an interesting dilemma - should we avoid reading posts made by users with low IQs? I know I lose an IQ point every time I report 100 shitposts, I don't need any more brain damage.
jr. member
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April 01, 2022, 01:25:50 PM
very interesting, but I'm sure my account will always get banned after posting and IQ tests. Please don't make this rule work, I hope it's just april fools.
hero member
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🇺🇦 Glory to Ukraine!
April 01, 2022, 01:22:04 PM
 Theymos must definitely be part of this entire plot to overrun the world by controlling our minds.

Nah, he probably collects all our answers in a database for later use by a special AI-based algorithm to serve us personalized ads, or to do some other shit on the forum. As he said, his goal is to "improve the overall forum experience".

I hope he does this, otherwise it's just a shit end to a shit script and a waste of our time.   Cool
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