Seriously, there are a few that look decent, but the rest is all crap. We're in 2011, what you guys have was 14 years ago.
The average surfer wants simplicity so they can get what they want fast and easy. They have the attention span of a toddler and want instant gratification.
The most popular website in the world is a white background with a search form and a couple links (google).
Web developers and graphic artists who havent got a clue will complain about simplicity and "ungliness" because those sites that are so popular, probably to pump themselves up and to feel better about not being as successful as those simple ugly websites.
I am a member of a trade org bullien board that has been the same since 1996. No changes to the front end, although backend security has been updated frequently. Its still more popular than the thousands that have been put online since combined. Make much more money from the advertising as well. Its simple, easy to use, lightening fast, and you get your information fast. No clutter. Just nuts and bolts.
Geeks spend a large portion of their time online, so they can appreciate the time and effort someone puts into a fancy site. But geeks are a very small fraction of internet users. Your average surfer doesnt appreciate it. In fact the more fancy and cluttered it is the harder it is to find stuff.
Web designers do not complain about "simplicity". I have no idea where you're getting your sources from, but this is entirely incorrect. It is the complete opposite.
What would our goal be if we went for the complete opposite of what the public wants? Why would we even be here in the first place? We're here because we get business, and surely, we get business because the average 'joe' doesn't have the skills of an average web designer to get what he wants.
And I sure hope you have your terminology in place because a graphic artist != web designer. A web designer takes everything into account from the user experience to the simplicity and beauty of the website. A graphic artist does not. He draws beautiful ponies stealing your Bitcoins.
The front of Google is beautiful. Excellent color selection in the logo and simplistic navigation. This is EXACTLY what web designers strive for. And I sure fucking hope you don't think the front of that was designed by an average 'web developer', because there is more than what meets your eye. Everything from the color of the 2 buttons to the placement of the links were carefully planned to give a soothing user experience.
This was not a day's work, yet alone a week's. I'm sure they did tons of A/B testing with a random selection of users to better understand what the users want.
Sure, of course you can replicate what they have there in a matter of minutes, because it's already there. No need for you to wireframe anything, because it's done for you.
Web developers simply need to 'learn' some modern web design skills. And please, get rid of the horrific color placement. That bothers me the most.
Oh, and craiglist is not dying because of the "lack of colors". It is dying because people simply do not want to see "reposts" every Single. Fucking. Day. There is an article somewhere, but I'm too lazy to find it.