I'll be damned. Pop-tarts are metric! 75mm X 125mm. 
Did somebody say ASIC blade?
Topic: Is it true that pop tarts are used as a measuring tool in European countries. (Read 1765 times)
June 28, 2013, 02:47:52 PM
Did somebody say ASIC blade?
June 28, 2013, 02:41:05 PM
I'll be damned. Pop-tarts are metric! 75mm X 125mm.
June 28, 2013, 02:36:21 PM
Speaking of tarts...
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Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
June 28, 2013, 01:16:08 PM
Odd!
I went there and starting typing in pop tart mea..., but a pop-up materialized as soon as I typed the letter P. Of course it was an ad, but the ad consisted of the HS I went to in Indiana back in 1978, of which wanted me to join my fellow classmates at some new social media site. I wish I wasn't so quick to click it off, instead taking a screenshot. How the fuck do they know so much about me that they're able to do such?
Next-level Google Analytics
Also the snoopes link is already dead, they're onto us
June 28, 2013, 12:56:45 PM
Odd!
I went there and starting typing in pop tart mea..., but a pop-up materialized as soon as I typed the letter P. Of course it was an ad, but the ad consisted of the HS I went to in Indiana back in 1978, of which wanted me to join my fellow classmates at some new social media site. I wish I wasn't so quick to click it off, instead taking a screenshot. How the fuck do they know so much about me that they're able to do such?
June 28, 2013, 12:51:01 PM
Quote from: Orla C
I never heard that. Presumably he just had something that looked like a pop tart.
lol
June 28, 2013, 12:47:21 PM
June 28, 2013, 12:43:51 PM
I just booked a flight to Romania.
June 28, 2013, 12:39:56 PM
No measuring tape? No problem! I saw it measured once via a Pop Tart.
June 28, 2013, 12:31:41 PM
I was travelling through Romania last summer and saw a middle aged man measuring the surface area of a living room with [what looked to me as being] chocolate and marshmallow Pop Tarts. I'm unsure if this is standard practice in the less developed Eastern European countries because Pop tarts over here cost a fortune, surely there are cheaper ways of doing this?
He wasn't measuring the floor. This is indeed common practice all over Europe by people having heated floors and broken toasters.Wait - they have pop-tarts in Romania?
I asked my Romanian freind and he said that's not possible because there is no house heat in Romania.
Your Romanian friend must be really dumb.
I think you missed it. He wasn't his friend. He was peeking in windows and made the discovery.
June 28, 2013, 12:29:26 PM
I was travelling through Romania last summer and saw a middle aged man measuring the surface area of a living room with [what looked to me as being] chocolate and marshmallow Pop Tarts. I'm unsure if this is standard practice in the less developed Eastern European countries because Pop tarts over here cost a fortune, surely there are cheaper ways of doing this?
He wasn't measuring the floor. This is indeed common practice all over Europe by people having heated floors and broken toasters.Wait - they have pop-tarts in Romania?
I asked my Romanian freind and he said that's not possible because there is no house heat in Romania.
Your Romanian friend must be really dumb.
June 28, 2013, 12:23:25 PM
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Pop-Tarts® are Kelloggs' most popular brand, selling more than two billion Pop-Tarts® each year. For tax reasons, Pop-Tarts® are considered to be cookies and should always be pronounced as a plural, never "Pop-Tart" or "Funtangle" in the singular form. They are distributed mainly in the United States, but are also available in the United Kingdom, Australia, and Hell.
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Since their creation, Pop-Tarts® have served as the epitome by which all not-nice things are measured [sans Romanian living rooms].
I'll leave it to the reading to figure out where the above quotes were gleaned, sans the sans Romainian living rooms comment.
June 28, 2013, 12:21:46 PM
Would anyone be interested if I import pop tarts into Europe.
I kinda doubt it. Apart from the novelty factor, they're a very American thing.
And Jesus Christ I get fat just LOOKING at the Ingredients.
Here's a list of all the simple sugars found in the blueberry variant:
- Corn Syrup
- Sugar
- Dextrose
- High Fructose Corn Syrup
- Corn Syrup Solids
- Milled Corn
- Caramel Color
- Fructose
- Molasses
- Blueberry Juice Concentrate
Goddamn, and people wonder why there's an obesity epidemic.
Are you sure you're not confusing sugar with fat. What I've witnessed is that if too much sugar is consumed by kids, they get hyperactive, thus burning off most, if not all, those complex carbohydrates.
Nope. Didn't even list the more complex carbs or the palm fat.
June 28, 2013, 12:16:05 PM
I was travelling through Romania last summer and saw a middle aged man measuring the surface area of a living room with [what looked to me as being] chocolate and marshmallow Pop Tarts. I'm unsure if this is standard practice in the less developed Eastern European countries because Pop tarts over here cost a fortune, surely there are cheaper ways of doing this?
He wasn't measuring the floor. This is indeed common practice all over Europe by people having heated floors and broken toasters.Wait - they have pop-tarts in Romania?
I asked my Romanian freind and he said that's not possible because there is no house heat in Romania.
June 28, 2013, 12:10:29 PM
Would anyone be interested if I import pop tarts into Europe.
I kinda doubt it. Apart from the novelty factor, they're a very American thing.
And Jesus Christ I get fat just LOOKING at the Ingredients.
Here's a list of all the simple sugars found in the blueberry variant:
- Corn Syrup
- Sugar
- Dextrose
- High Fructose Corn Syrup
- Corn Syrup Solids
- Milled Corn
- Caramel Color
- Fructose
- Molasses
- Blueberry Juice Concentrate
Goddamn, and people wonder why there's an obesity epidemic.
Are you sure you're not confusing sugar with fat. What I've witnessed is that if too much sugar is consumed by kids, they get hyperactive, thus burning off most, if not all, those complex carbohydrates.
June 28, 2013, 12:09:51 PM
I was travelling through Romania last summer and saw a middle aged man measuring the surface area of a living room with [what looked to me as being] chocolate and marshmallow Pop Tarts. I'm unsure if this is standard practice in the less developed Eastern European countries because Pop tarts over here cost a fortune, surely there are cheaper ways of doing this?
So, how long have you been trekking the globe as an intentional voyeurist? It's a shame you didn't stick around long enough to peek into the Romanian's bedroom to see what else is measured with a
By any chance was the one doing the measuring donning a groom tux? http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/sep/3/bride-napping-a-wedding-custom-in-romania/
You have to ask the expert: http://humoroutcasts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/bridekidnappingexpert1.jpg
June 28, 2013, 12:06:27 PM
I was travelling through Romania last summer and saw a middle aged man measuring the surface area of a living room with [what looked to me as being] chocolate and marshmallow Pop Tarts. I'm unsure if this is standard practice in the less developed Eastern European countries because Pop tarts over here cost a fortune, surely there are cheaper ways of doing this?
So, how long have you been trekking the globe as an intentional voyeurist? It's a shame you didn't stick around long enough to peek into the Romanian's bedroom to see what else is measured with a
By any chance was the one doing the measuring donning a groom tux? http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/sep/3/bride-napping-a-wedding-custom-in-romania/
June 28, 2013, 12:04:38 PM
Would anyone be interested if I import pop tarts into Europe.
I kinda doubt it. Apart from the novelty factor, they're a very American thing.
And Jesus Christ I get fat just LOOKING at the Ingredients.
Here's a list of all the simple sugars found in the blueberry variant:
- Corn Syrup
- Sugar
- Dextrose
- High Fructose Corn Syrup
- Corn Syrup Solids
- Milled Corn
- Caramel Color
- Fructose
- Molasses
- Blueberry Juice Concentrate
Goddamn, and people wonder why there's an obesity epidemic.
June 28, 2013, 12:03:01 PM
This guy is hilarious:
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I think poptarts are about 2 inches wide. That would make my cock 7 Poptarts long. Typical of those commies to devalue my capitalist knob.
June 28, 2013, 11:54:57 AM
Would anyone be interested if I import pop tarts into Europe.
The answer OP's question:
The answer OP's question:
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Of course, it's not the regular way... though Romania is still short of many supplies since it is one of the poorest countries of Europe next to Albania or Moldavia. Usually, people use rulers or meter tapes while I myself often use my shoes or my finger span since I know my own sizes...
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