Topic: Is Theymos really a lauda? (Read 1019 times)

Yep, it's really unreasonable to think that Lauda is Croat just because he is fluent in relatively obscure language that is used by maybe 4-5 million people worldwide (understood by ~20 million, but that's another story), and hard as fuck to learn due complicated grammar.

Anyone who thinks Laud is Croat is an idiot.

Exactly my point. The above is "clear" the same way all your other lies are "clear".


Have there been any cases where your secret sources fessed up and corroborated your fantasies? Suspending disbelief for a minute and assuming there are actual people who would trust you enough to tell you important "things" in confidence, you seem to be betraying their trust by posting it publicly. Or, it would be even weirder if someone asked you to post it publicly when even a newbie sockpuppet would be more believable.


Oh, I have great faith in you. I believe - no, I know for a fact, can you guess how? - that you can be relied upon to make up the most fantastically cringy stories.

No, I was clear about my source regarding the baseless information I received that lauda had a pill addiction:

Over the years, people have told me things. I am guessing the person who told me they know lauda's IRL identity is reading this, and they can post to confirm if they wish (I don't recall if this same person was the one who told me about the 2nd person who knows lauda's identity). If they don't, thats fine too. Either way, I don't care if you believe me or not.

One of those "two people" no doubt is the very trustworthy source who informed you about Lauda's pill addiction LOL. It's amazing how you still think that this nonsense you say about you knowing some "secrets" might impress anyone here after you've lied so many times.

Anyway, I'm not gonna deny this so by definition I'm Lauda. Glad we cleared that up. Lock the thread.

Lauda did not value her privacy in her early days as much as she did in her later days. She changed her display name when she was a mod, and it could have been done to improve her privacy.

I have serious doubts about this. I am not aware of evidence that SM speaks Croatian (why do you say this?). Lauda and SM have very different personalities, and they are different enough for me to believe they are different people.

There is not much of a reason for anyone to trust SM (being honest), and I don't think lauda would have voluntarily given her personal information to SM. I know of two people that know who lauda is, and they both have been successfully trusted with a lot. SM does not fit that description. If SM has roots in Croatia, then maybe she was able to figure out who lauda is, idk.   

This I believe. Lauda is good at maintaining her privacy, so it probably wont ever be known what lauda's new account is. I would find it hard to believe that Lauda actually left the forum. There is a chance she was using a new account before she stopped using her lauda account. All of this is of course speculation.

Theymos and Lauda.

Certainly interesting.

When laudaM first joined I was 100% sure Lauda was male.
How they discussed hookers and the prices of various hookers in different locations.
Also they could be found swearing like Tman at times but those posts seem to be gone now.

However, in a  few discussions the odd thing they said in private was something I would assume a female would say.
Just the way they said it really struck me as female.

I'm pretty sure Lauda was male initially but that account may have been taken over a female later on.
Lauda wasnt someone you could get a firm grip on. One minute you could he fighting and they would simply vanish.
Then it may admit it was wrong and help you out and do something very generous.
Then just turn up and attack you again when it was nothing to do with them

Lauda was certainly one for making money at any opportunity.
Where as theymos seems to be less bothered and demonstrably very wealthy.
Almost slack about maximising rev.

For sure there is a connection between them. They had a friendship else why was lauda cut so much slack?
This can you all please blacklist lauda message? At first I was fooled it was for real.
But then nothing really happened and lauda continued as before.
Suchmoon lauda moronbozo tman .... tman and lauda join near each other and leave near each other.

I think lauda had both theymos and nullius wrapped around their finger.

I don't think Theymos was lauda but you know they were close.
Who else would get I'm sorry to see you leave after everything? A suboptimal where blatant scammer and trust abuser and plagiarist hypocrite should be undeniably stated.

I mean can you believe the fucking joker lauda was.
They had no shame. I could post provable accounts of how they do the most outrageous and crazy shit and then when busted will claim the those that caught them were the bad guys.
Then say sorry. Then do it all over again.

Then would surprise you and act like nothing happened and do you a big favour when they didnt have to  

I mean I can see why people were intrigued by lauda but to be honest theymos is partly to blame for lauda acting like that because they were given special treatment and allowed to provably abuse the trust system and act out against other members from a position of power that theymos literally reinstated them all back into after the old DT had booted them out.

There is clearly a connection between theymos and lauda, some have said they were related.

Why did laudaM remove the M? Theymos surname apparently is M
That seems weak I think.

Anyway they are still here I believe.

I think if anyone is lauda or knows lauda in RL it is suchmoon.

Suchmoon speaks Croatian.
Suchmoon is pals with theymos.
Suchmoon was the first to oppose the flag based on undeniable evidence of scamming by lauda.
Suchmoon was the first to appear back stab theymos for demanding lauda is blacklisted.
Lauda a big darkcoin holder
Suchmoon apparently ordering a lot of mining equipment around that and mining dark
Suchmoon trying to hide she could speak Croatian
Both have a very caustic and rough tone with nearly everyone.
Those 2 never really fell out? 2 such caustic ego maniacs not falling out?

Even then there are a ton of differences.

Lauda seemed to simply command obedience and seemingly cared little when people would surprisingly refuse her or stand against her decisions. It was then when lauda most seemed female. Lauda never really like to get aggressive or fight at length.

Suchmoon is more diplomatic and sneaky. More careful around core gang members. Where lauda showed little care.
Suchmoon likes to fight and argue at length until you crush it a few times.
Lauda would not lose composure. Suchmoon will lose it and spout crazy shit when pressured enough.
Lauda would apologise and recognize mistakes at times. Suchmoon acts like it never happened.

Lauda and tman not the same person but clearly connected.
Moronbozo is in the mix
Suchmoon is the most likely to be lauda. Again is it male and simply ships things in wifes name.
Are lauda and suchmoon married. I mean that weasel faced husband is exactly what I would imagine lauda to look like.
Or is suchmoon the male.

Theymos is simply a lauda admirer not lauda. That would be disappointing.
Nullius I dont believe is lauda but again clearly admires them.

Its actually more boring without lauda and even tman.
I guess they weren't that bad. Couple of grifters and trust abusers for sure.
But now bruno, TS are gone. Lauda and tman gone. What's left to fight?
Some grimy chipmixer spammers and 2 sneaky weasels that haven't actually provably scammed anyone.
Oh yeah and one trust abusing proven willing scammer facilitator.
Who did get me interested in wax before it took off so there is that.

It's like ufc. I mean the old characters were just more fun.
Tank abbot, kimo, dan Severn, shamrock, polar bear, etc. All freaks and stood out in their own right.
Like the old days of the alt forum. Smooth, monsterer, anonymint, bcx , CFB, fuseler, dinofelis, spot, all arguing and discussing, fighting and joking.  The forum was brilliant back then. Hollowed out now.
Imagine many went on to start huge projects some multi billion dollar.


That's the great thing about this forum. The history. The characters. The success of many of the early ish alt board members.  
I mean hate on the alt board all you want but the most successful characters were big fans and contributors there.

Oh yeah and lauda was super alt involved and knew a fair amount about several of the projects.
Theymos honestly seems to never visit the alt forum.
Theymos also said darkcoin didnt appear to be a scam
Lauda was certain it was a premined scam after dumping their stash of guaranteed not instamined scam coins lol

Who knows who anyone here really is.
Some people could even be famous in RL.  

Lauda is here. Nobody really leaves for good after being strongly involved.
Maybe just lurking maybe under another sock.

Thinking for myself:  If I were a Croatian girl, and I wanted to chat about Bitcoin without getting hit on by thirsty crypto-nerds, I would know how to use the Croatian language to make myself appear to be male.  Also, I would set my profile page to “Male”.  LaudaM’s original profile page said “Male”, as I have known for years.

I think that Lauda was female, because her behaviour was consistently too feminine for a man.  Men who pretend to be women don’t act that feminine—not in a thousand subtle ways, not consistently over a long period of time.  On the flipside, women who pretend to be men can’t consistently hide that subtly feminine behaviour in the long term.  They can talk sort of like men; they can get along with the guys; but their femininity ultimately shows through.


People probably noticed that Lauda acted like a woman, and then she just let it be ambiguous.  For privacy, she liked for her whole identity to be mysterious; and anyway, the question is unimportant when discussing Bitcoin.  Don’t forget that Lauda understood Bitcoin on a very deep level, much moreso than almost everyone who is not a Development & Technology regular.

IRL, I have known highly intelligent, motivated women who almost perfectly matched Lauda’s personality.  Aristocratic mother-of-Napoleon types who crushed weaklings without quite noticing their existence, and functioned perfectly well in a man’s world because they are tougher and smarter than most men.  (Wherefore they are oftentimes lonely, because it is difficult for them to find a man whom they don’t despise—but I digress.)  So...

You will not convince me that Lauda was a man.  I probably will not convince you that Lauda was a woman.  Her identity will remain an enigmatic crypto-puzzle, delivered with the wry grin of the disappearing Cheshire cat in Alice’s crypto-wonderland.  😼

That explanation makes sense. Someone started it, it spread and then he didn't want to spoil the fun so he let people guess it. And since he was mainly active in English board it wasn't  really hard thing to do.


Yep, everything is clear. As I said, anyone who understands Croatian and saw Lauda's posts simply doesn't have to guess his gender as everything is obvious. He always used masculine gender when he wrote in Croatian, therefore he wanted to be perceived as a male. As simple as that. But if people like to think that he is she for whatever reason, so be it.

I believe it started as a joke, everyone was referring to Lauda as "he" and at one point someone said "she" then someone else said "laura" and everyone start screaming "he is she!".
Again?

Sure.  Lauda sold my account to Quickseller, who sold it to eddie; and eddie is theymos’ alt.  (PROOF:  eddie tried to throw you off his trail with the misinformation and disinformation that he posted in this thread.)  Therefore, I am theymos.  Q.E.D.

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Whenever the hardships of life threaten to steal my sense of humour, I remind myself that Bitcoin is taking over the world.  Then, I just laugh at everybody and everything.

Nocoiners don’t get it.  They think that I am crazy.  My only reply is to mutter at them some prophecy about the god of Bitcoin.  And then laugh.  Muahahahaha!

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eddie, you n00b, you misspelled the name of this forum’s administrator.


I had the foregoing revelation when I was meditating on how Bitcoin full nodes resolve the ledger.  Every node has no information except for a bunch of blocks downloaded from untrustworthy anonymous sources.  Every node reaches the same conclusions; and miners cannot force nodes to accept invalid blocks (a point not understood by BCH/BSV idiots, conceited retards who believe that they can fix nonexistent problems with Bitcoin by breaking it, and other sundry “people”).

How do nodes know?      😼

Lies.
He was account seller and everyone knows Lauda is still here, even his cult followers.

lol, I can attest to that statistic.

Who knows...

I was having an especially bad several -.....that response was legitimately funny.

No account.


Lauda is gone—not active on the forum anymore.  As for 9 lives, they are already passed:

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If you are accusing me of being the secret alter ego of one of the best and most awesome Legendary members that this forum has ever had, then all that I can do is to chuckle about that.

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Who besides Lauda could continue to have such threads being made after leaving the forum?  Not many!  Well, Satoshi is still having threads made about him after is gone and banned like Lauda.


That being said, Lauda’s official thread for admirers and well-wishers is here.  New threads should not detract from it.

Just sit back for a while and read the threads where people are praising "Lauda" the most (especially if it is in the exit-thread) and you might just find the answer you are looking for.  Just saying.

Can someone guess what account is Lauda using now?

Please don't tell me he is not active in forum anymore, you know that cats have 9 accounts lives 

Done:  A puzzle tx worth 0.001 BTC.  Solve it if you can!

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eddie wins this thread.

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Kitty had nine lives.  I was already working that into the puzzle before this thread was started.  Indeed, that is the part which took so long!  Proof of 2³⁶ work, all done on my poor old CPU:

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I know that if I were a woman, I would consider either pretending to be a man on this forum, or leaving my identity wholly ambiguous; and I myself am sufficiently careful to alter my linguistic usage in every detail, in any language.

I wouldn’t want fat and thirsty nerds hitting on me—and I wouldn’t want for braindead feminists as Timelord to pretend to speak for me, based on their narrow stereotypes of how all women must think.


“Lauda” is an actual given name—a feminine name, derived from Latin.  You may confirm this in any competent reference on onomastics.  It means “praise”; and it is etymologically related to a number of English words, such as “laudatory”.

In Latin, first-declension feminine nouns end in an -a, in the nominative case.  However, to my understanding, the name “Lauda” is actually descended from the Latin third-declension feminine noun laus, ‘praise, merit, high reputation’, whence also the Latin verb laudo, ‘to praise’; “lauda” is not itself a Latin noun.  “Lauda” is an archaic Italian feminine noun, meaning ‘praise’.

Note that the earliest archives of LaudaM’s profile page state a “gender” of “male”.  I have various theories about that, such as (0) it is well-known that women on tech forums often masquerade as male, to avoid unwanted sexual attention; and (1) other theories I don’t want to state because it is just pointless speculation.  None of this is inconsistent with the Croatian posts to which you refer (a point previously raised by marlboroza in English Reputation).

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The Cult of Lauda has been officially dissolved, by order of its Grand Prophet, i.e. me.

I doubted that it has but the big question in my mind when the resurrection will happen, is there a way to boost her resurrection process.    Her cult urgently needs a queen.

It didn't come to my mind that Lauda and Theymos are the same, they are far different from each other.

There's someone hiding on the back and wearing shades too, probably that was OP.  Make a clear shot again.

Probably OP was triggered to this post of yours.
..due to confusion, OP was made investigation but it was failed.

Hey guys, I'm not sure we should discuss Lauda's gender more. But think, if Lauda was a woman. Does she like this happening? A lady wouldn't like being scrutinized by others, would she? Though there will be a lot of people who wouldn't consider Lauda as a lady 

Sorry, I don't quite understand you. Are you talking about a video featuring Foxpup furry hole?