Topic: Lauda created the coronavirus! (Read 268 times)
In dogs we trust.
https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.30.015347v1.full.pdf
Susceptibility of ferrets, cats, dogs, and different domestic animals to SARS-coronavirus-2
"... SARS-CoV-2 replicates poorly in dogs, pigs, chickens, and ducks, but efficiently in ferrets and cats. ... virus transmits in cats via respiratory droplets ... Surveillance for SARS-CoV-2 in cats should be considered as an adjunct to elimination of of COVID-19 in humans."
-please surveil your cats. your ducks not so much.
or wait till Christmas 2030 when the peers have reviewed this and your cat is old at best.
This is not a drill, a joke, a prank or an April fools. Protect your pussy.
Susceptibility of ferrets, cats, dogs, and different domestic animals to SARS-coronavirus-2
"... SARS-CoV-2 replicates poorly in dogs, pigs, chickens, and ducks, but efficiently in ferrets and cats. ... virus transmits in cats via respiratory droplets ... Surveillance for SARS-CoV-2 in cats should be considered as an adjunct to elimination of of COVID-19 in humans."
-please surveil your cats. your ducks not so much.
or wait till Christmas 2030 when the peers have reviewed this and your cat is old at best.
This is not a drill, a joke, a prank or an April fools. Protect your pussy.
That darned cat
I ... was trying to make sense of it, without googling it I have to admit.
Good.
Thanks.again.
Virtue [is] the edit distance between your name and "Lauda".
Actually struggling to make full sense of that.
Edit distance?
I get it, but I still don't get it, if you know what I mean.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edit_distance
The Holy Thermos has won much respect with such qualities as, e.g.:
- Making /r/btc shills cry
- Unrelenting opposition to Ĺ̷̖͈̔̈́ȧ͖̱̦̗͎̯̬͍̇͌̒̃̚̚u̲̭̗͖̥̗͜d̩̦̳̻̰̱̏̇ͅa̵̳̲͈͇̬̺̙̮̯’s WITCHCRAFT!!
- Subtle jokes that require a computer programming background to understand (or sometimes, an actual sense of humour to appreciate)
ǫ̴̖̱̼̺̪̯͓͈͙̈͝m̵̧͓̘̩̭̝̱͖̠̋̀͜g, ẗ̯̹̜̭̯͉̒̓͆͘̚ḩ̸̺͚͈̩̞̓̄͋͗̓͝͝i̸̧̛̻͖͔̼͒̀̔͒͂̚ͅṡ̼͓̳͇̤̍͊̽͑͌͛͜ thread is still infected! v̯͇̰͔̖̰̫̼͛̿̽̆̿e̝͚̝̘͙͚̗͑̐́͛̊͜r̝̥̻̗̬̲̀̒̿̈́͜ͅy̢̨̞̼̞̪̝̽̆͒ strange! L̨̙̘̠͉̀̍̑͟ą̷̲̘͚͎͎̙̩͚͙̪̋ͅu̵͕̬͔̰͍̰̮̳̪͓͚̟̲̔̇d̢͇͉̟̱̩̃̉̚ͅa̻̩͙̫͙͈̽͆ must be indeed the source and a w͖͗̾̏̿̏́̀̂͆î̬̥͚͖͂̈́͗͂͛̍͜ţ͕̤̯̜̂͑͋̓͗̇̂̇̋͘c̛̯͎̬̙͑̂̑͌̊̂͟͡h͎͙̰̑̋̓͆̇̐̐̊͘̚͜͟!
Indeed, the TRUTH is PROVED! And...
* nullius is keeping his distance from you now
See how Ļ̡̛̭̫̳͔̖͍̰̗̐̋͟ͅâ̖̱͗̊͘̚͠͠ú͇̪͉̹̯̖̲̝͊͐͑ͅd̡͍̠̤̻̺͇̺͟ă̌́̄͌̂̔̋͡͠’s bioweapon is destroying society!?
L̨̙̘̠͉̀̍̑͟ą̷̲̘͚͎͎̙̩͚͙̪̋ͅu̵͕̬͔̰͍̰̮̳̪͓͚̟̲̔̇d̢͇͉̟̱̩̃̉̚ͅa̻̩͙̫͙͈̽͆ is evil!
ǫ̴̖̱̼̺̪̯͓͈͙̈͝m̵̧͓̘̩̭̝̱͖̠̋̀͜g, ẗ̯̹̜̭̯͉̒̓͆͘̚ḩ̸̺͚͈̩̞̓̄͋͗̓͝͝i̸̧̛̻͖͔̼͒̀̔͒͂̚ͅṡ̼͓̳͇̤̍͊̽͑͌͛͜ thread is still infected! v̯͇̰͔̖̰̫̼͛̿̽̆̿e̝͚̝̘͙͚̗͑̐́͛̊͜r̝̥̻̗̬̲̀̒̿̈́͜ͅy̢̨̞̼̞̪̝̽̆͒ strange! L̨̙̘̠͉̀̍̑͟ą̷̲̘͚͎͎̙̩͚͙̪̋ͅu̵͕̬͔̰͍̰̮̳̪͓͚̟̲̔̇d̢͇͉̟̱̩̃̉̚ͅa̻̩͙̫͙͈̽͆ must be indeed the source and a w͖͗̾̏̿̏́̀̂͆î̬̥͚͖͂̈́͗͂͛̍͜ţ͕̤̯̜̂͑͋̓͗̇̂̇̋͘c̛̯͎̬̙͑̂̑͌̊̂͟͡h͎͙̰̑̋̓͆̇̐̐̊͘̚͜͟!
Virtue [is] the edit distance between your name and "Lauda".
Actually struggling to make full sense of that.
Edit distance?
I get it, but I still don't get it, if you know what I mean.
Anyway, off to Troy now, catch ya later.
At last, my witchery and my greatest magical creation have been exposed! 
QUOTED! The ultimate ě̬͈̩̘v̮̘̦͕̓i͎͙̲̲̋d̨̞̹̞̽e̵͖̟̦͓͑ṅ͖͓͎͜c͔̼̯̓͟e̹̬̤̠̐: A confession from t̩͐̽̈̓ͅh̰͈͗̈̋̽è͓͖͊̈́͝ witch!
* The Nullian Grand Inquisitor kisses his $5 wrench.
See? Torture works, just like Hollywood and t͙̦͎̹͓͍̼͇̏̂̓h̡̧̭̜͔̦̲̩̑ė̱͇̤̮͙̮͜ CIA told you!
It works every time!
Guilty;
At last, my witchery and my greatest magical creation have been exposed!
THE TRUTH IS OUT: L̨̙̘̠͉̀̍̑͟ą̷̲̘͚͎͎̙̩͚͙̪̋ͅu̵͕̬͔̰͍̰̮̳̪͓͚̟̲̔̇d̢͇͉̟̱̩̃̉̚ͅa̻̩͙̫͙͈̽͆ created SARS-CoV-2. Proofs for all to s̨̗͉̞̳̋̆͊͊̍͊͊͐͟ę͈̱̙̯̂̈́͑͐͆͊̍͜͝ȩ̨̢̛̰͍̟͑̑̀̈̽͘͠:
0. Lauda is evil!
L̨̨̬̭͓͚̻̟̖̳̟̽͝ͅa̤͖͙͖͊̑͋͋̑̒͑̿́͡ȗ̸̦̂͌͋̐d̛͌͗̓̏̑͒͂͌͂̐̏̄̈a͕̟̹͊̈ is the opposite of Virtue, according to this forum’s administrator, the Holy Thermos:
Virtue [is] the edit distance between your name and "Lauda".
The one ẃ̠̲̇ͅḣ͓̖̯͋o̢̱̲ is the opposite of Virtue created the coronavirus! It is purely and simply logical!
1. Lauda is a w͖͗̾̏̿̏́̀̂͆î̬̥͚͖͂̈́͗͂͛̍͜ţ͕̤̯̜̂͑͋̓͗̇̂̇̋͘c̛̯͎̬̙͑̂̑͌̊̂͟͡h͎͙̰̑̋̓͆̇̐̐̊͘̚͜͟ !
Lauda is well-known to practise witchcraft.
It is also well-known and MEDICALLY DOCUMENTED that she uses witchcraft to cause diseases, such as pleurodelinaemia.
It is ą̨̛̠̈͂͋͋̇̐̄ MATHEMATICAL SYLLOGISM: Ȃ̸͂r̛̓̍͊̋̿o̊̒͐̌͒͊u̵͒̾n̴̿̏͊͛͑̌d͑̍̌̔ two years ago, Lauda did this...
Lauda became angry at me when I failed to keep up a regular schedule of worshipping the devil and oppressing spammers and scammers poor, innocent denizens of the forum. Now, it is difficult for me to type any posts at all. Just look at me! My fingers!
...thus, it is writ in b̛̍̄̌͗̆̇̊͘͡l̛͆͋͛͂̆̓͋͘͡ơ̿͆͌́̆̐̔̏̎ö̈̒͂̇͗͌͋͊͠d̔́̓́̄̀̾͡͠͡, she definitely did this:
2. Lauda suppresses THE TRUTH with psy-ops!
A bit disappointing that so many Bitcoiners fall for random pseudo-science conspiracy bullshit. Just remember when the next time you tell somebody that they are a sheep for not using Bitcoin o̵¯̯̤̙̰̯͖̱̞͔̬̗̒͟r̡͖̹̥͉̬̻̻̻̺͐͠ͅ hating banks, look in the mirror first. 
pseudo-science
Lot of people using this word lately. I think they can be safely ignored. It's just a way to dismiss anything you don't like. Alex Jones got nothing on you folk.Duh, how obvious could ẗ̯̹̜̭̯͉̒̓͆͘̚ḩ̸̺͚͈̩̞̓̄͋͗̓͝͝i̸̧̛̻͖͔̼͒̀̔͒͂̚ͅṡ̼͓̳͇̤̍͊̽͑͌͛͜ be!? Ļ̡̛̭̫̳͔̖͍̰̗̐̋͟ͅâ̖̱͗̊͘̚͠͠ú͇̪͉̹̯̖̲̝͊͐͑ͅd̡͍̠̤̻̺͇̺͟ă̌́̄͌̂̔̋͡͠ created the rumour that Bill Gates created the virus, and then denied it, as p̹͍̪͒̽͟͠a̰͎͈̱͎̔̐͠r̵̤̥̤͉͙͋̈̏t̴̖̰̪̭͗̊̚͟ of her own cover-up!
3. Lauda is the leader of a̫͍͙͚͑̂͛́͋̄̓̊̍͘ dangerous cult!
Lauda currently has two DT negative trust feedbacks for creating “a pseudo-religious cult”, i.e. the Cult of Lauda. N.b. that peloso is currently in DT1, and Balthazar is currently in DT2. This is proof that
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=trust;u=101872;dt
...Lauda [+1000]...
...the greatest current authoritarian threat who would crush the liberty you portray to protect...
Who other than “the greatest threat” would create a global pandemic? Enough said.
(Further proofs may be added as I have time to imagine them discover them.)
What more proof do ÿ͉͔̖͇̓̊̈̆͐͘̚͠ơ̛͎͖͗̐̀́̽̍͐̄͟ͅu̹̰̖̥͐̓͗͆̂̾͗̆͑͑̓ need!? It is cǫ̴̖̱̼̺̪̯͓͈͙̈͝m̵̧͓̘̩̭̝̱͖̠̋̀͜p̲̟̪̠̹̙̲͇̺̔͒͟l̡̟̯̝̲̬͕͑̓͜͟e̢̧̞̪͍̤̥̲̜̙t̴͔̺̱̥̲̥̮̭̼̞̾̏e̢̢̧͓̬̘̼̟͜ļ̺͕͖̗̱̲̫͎̀ͅy̡̧̛̼͕͍̖̯̯͈͙̿ obvious. If you disagree, then you must be part of t͕͓̖̭̤̤ͅh̠͕̳̫̪̲̻ȩ̶̫̖̳̼̠̺ cover-up.
It’s not the CIA.
It’s not the Chinese.
It’s not Bill Gates.
And of course, there is absolutely no way that this virus w̧̩̯̝̒͜͜a̪̼̯̹̮̠ş̧̱̮̟̘̎ a “natural” occurrence!
IT IS LAUDA.
As I was initiated into a cryptic cult with rites of the goddess Hecate, the renowned paranormal researcher William Blake caught this photograph of Lauda shapeshifted to the form of a flying catbat:
The witch LAUDA
Identified Flying Object (IFO)
(Better than a UFO. Much better than an ICO.)
The witch LAUDA
Identified Flying Object (IFO)
(Better than a UFO. Much better than an ICO.)
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