Topic: Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH! - page 2. (Read 1535 times)

So you're saying nullius is running a long con and should be preemptively burned at the stake.

j/k


Thanks. Still waiting for Garza to be sentenced.

I will preface this by first saying I'm not implying anything since people on this forum readily jump to conclusions and, despite me clearly saying this, I'm sure some people who are predisposed to that sort of thing will automatically assume it anyway.

There are short and long "cons" (I'm simply using the term con as that's part of the phrase). We've all seen both sorts of things play out even though there were probably red flags at some point. In other words, time will tell but I've come to trust my instincts that there's more going on than meets the eye.

PS. And now for something completely different... I appreciate the effort you put into the GAW thing. That was certainly interesting to watch play out.

I would say a red flag would be if nullius started "monetizing" his position by engaging in increasingly large and risky trades or something to that effect.

Other than that, being hyperactive on an internet forum doesn't have to mean something nefarious.

Why wouldn't it? During "drama", people naturally support/defend those that do the same for them. They form a little "tribe". When someone gives them something to show appreciation of the support (in this case merit), in the back of their mind they feel obligated to return the favor so to speak.  Besides which, a thread like isn't going to attract just Lauda. It will attract all the same people that have been in the other Lauda threads. If I wanted to attract attention to myself, farm some merit and do what you next mention, it's certainly the sort of thing I'd do.

Yes, one could certainly say that's what's happening. To what end though? Given how you've pointed out how not one person on the planet knows who you are and how you've taken steps to ensure you can never get tracked, one has to wonder why. Whenever I see that sort of thing, it sets off all sorts of red flags for me.

Anyway, you're entertaining and I'm sure there will much more interesting/entertaining things to come from you. Carry on man!

I'm not getting paid by satire so I wouldn't really know. Witch burning sounds fun though. Not much of that going on these days, thank you for reviving this old tradition.


Daily accusations you throw around and then weasel out of proving? No, that's not really how it works. Just saying "turned out to be true" doesn't make it so.

But I must say I'm shocked that you don't seem to be fully on board with the witch burning. This is Lauda we're talking about, the incarnation of evil of this forum. I think you're just jealous that you're not the one to come up with the idea.

Didn't spend that much time looking into your merited posts, just picked a few that were merited recently and ones that were popping out.



You've said earlier ^^^ that that's how he's farming merit and as you can see he didn't get merit for this one, making it not effective way of farming so far since 185 people have seen this thread, so you can only refer to the older posts but then you say:


So what are you talking about then?

Not true as satire can be used as a means to troll albeit in "style". In order to really know what his intent/motives are, we'd have to be in his head which, since none of us are, we can just make assumptions.

Do you really think that “sucking up” would work with Lauda?  You’d wind up with dripping-red distrust from her instead.  Either that, or she will turn you into a newt.  No, you won’t get better.

Let’s see, what else:  A sharp wit is meritorious, yes.  It adds to the forum.  It is also true, I seem to be adept at inducing smart, interesting people to like me.  Some people might call that “earning respect and making friends”.  Awesome “forum trolling skills” I’ve got there.

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Thanks, Tyrantt.  I’m not sure; but I think that until recently, excluding the famous +50 insult post, my most highly-merited post was Bitcoin’s Public-Key Security Level.  It is now handily beaten by a few others, such as segvan: Segwit vanity address & bulk address generator; I’ve actually found that high-quality coding of open-source software which people want is the very best “merit-farming” activity.  That’s what my involvement in forum controversy is distracting me from—and my merit score would probably be at least 100 higher, if I weren’t spending time speaking out against outrageous smear campaigns.  I think three other good examples are three successive posts I made in a thread pertaining to random number generation (0, 1, 2).

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So, why are you here in this thread?


Agreed that the S/N ratio can be bad; but in Dev & Tech, it’s recently become much better.  I blame the merit system for the improvement.  As for big-blocker nonsense FUD, by the way, it is meritorious to rip apart anti-Segwit disinformation of the type promulgated by Btrashers, sometimes unfortunately repeated by people who just don’t understand the technical bits.  Vide:  Currently, “Merited by Foxpup (7), gmaxwell (3), achow101 (3), AGD (2), HeRetiK (1), CASlO (1), Manfred Macx (1)”.


I am indeed proud of that historic forum moment, whereby I became the first and only forum member to get +50 for an insult, as a shriek from the target of the insult.  But if you think that’s my “most ‘notaeble [sic]’” post, then you haven’t read much of anything that I’ve written.  Try it sometime.

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That’s some lovely trust I’m farming here:



I can attest that you are not Lauda, because you are neither me nor Satoshi, who are both Lauda.

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Now, are we talking about me, or about how Lauda is a witch who must be burnt at the stake?

Ah, yes.  Here’s the witch!


No, my friend of a friend reliable unidentified source told me that you turned him into a newt.  Whereas I myself am personally testifying that you cast a magic spell on me, enthralling me and compelling my behaviour in supporting your persecution of the poor, innocent Mr. Quickseller.

BURN THE WITCH!

Wasn't aware you held any importance in my life that would warrant me considering your advice or that I should place any value on anything you might have to say on the topic.

I commended him on his trolling skills with no mention at all of any his other posts. You clearly have a predisposed mindset, one of those that sees what they want to see. Given that, have a nice day.

Satire =/= trolling. It looks like you still don't get it.

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Uhm.. I wonder whether "a friend of a friend reliable unidentified source" told you that they have a video of me doing voodoo.

So why are you complaining then? Go on with your business if it's not affecting you in any way...

Also,


That would imply that you're calling his posts trolling, and that's not true because he wouldn't be where he is if he was trolling. This is a forum.

He's not really trolling.  Trolls never put that much effort into any of their posts and usually cause a big ruckus online.  Farming trust merit?  Maybe; I can see that.  But at least his posts are interesting and he knows how to write.  That's more than can be said for 99% of users and/or posts here.  If he gets a disproportionate amount of merits, I'd say he's earned them.

I'd also like to take this opportunity to say that I'm still not Lauda, never will be, and I hope Quickseller takes time out from gargling his hot dog to notice this, and that he stops accusing me of being Lauda.  He has a habit of projecting his heinous alt account habits onto other people.

Edit:  I didn't mean to write "farming trust".  It's been a long night and I probably should give it a rest.

Why am I not doing it? I have more important things to do in my life than take part in those sorts of things. Sometimes I'll get involved in technical discussions but finding worthwhile stuff on here has gotten harder and harder. The last one was last year with segwit/big block discussions.

Did I say all his posts are "trolling"? I think not. His most "noteable" one, was him insulting someone and getting 50 points for it. He certainly does it in style though.

He didn't even get merited on this topic. Why aren't you doing it instead of just pointing it out?

So are any of these posts, that he was merited on, trolling or legit posts?

https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.30364208
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.30295658
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.26877499
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.30424698

These are just some that were noticeable in his merit history that you can see right off the bat and if you ask me... you're, pretty much, wrong.

People should really pay attention to nullius as he's showing everyone how to seriously farm merit points. Lots of sarcastic humor etc along with sucking up to all the right people. The mutual masturbatory merit giving is truly awesome to behold. I bow to your forum trolling skills nullius.

Thanks.  Excellent.  Meritorious, even (will do later).

I’m glad you uploaded a large version.  It is better to have source material which can be resized.

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Well, we already have a self-nominated tribunal for trying Lauda on charges for what seems like almost every crime which has ever been invented.  The tribunal’s name is Quickseller, plus alts and fellow scammers for a quorum.  I think that this tribunal is fully competent to pass judgment and punishment on my charge that Lauda has committed witchcraft.

I think a more urgent question is what type of “ordeal” (i.e. torture) to use to extract a confession.  I suggest the ordeal of the smear:  Lauda shall be subjected to nonstop bombardment with baseless smear accusations, until she confesses to witchcraft.  (Conveniently, this soaks up much of the time she would otherwise use to crack down on spammers and scammers.  Cui bono?)

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Well, I see I hit the mark insofar as my OP said a humble bit about Lauda, and much more about you.

By the way, whenever have I suffered daily accusations of being a liar?  Unless you are still claiming that I am Lauda; which is it today?

If you want to start subjecting me to the Lauda treatment, go right ahead.  I’ve got no reason to even respond, unless I find it sufficiently amusing to do so.  Take your best shot.  If today I stand accused that my vocal opposition to a despicable smear campaign has distracted for the past few days from Dev & Tech and my Github projects, well—I’ll admit to that one.  You got me there!  Let’s see what you come up with tomorrow.

This thread reveals more about nullius than it does Lauda.

It seems that the daily accusations of you being a liar turned out to be true based on your interactions in the lauda-related threads.

I am curious just how many people have a deep understanding of cryptography and spend as much time in reputation related threads as you do

That's a very serious accusation. Maybe we should ask Luke for advice on setting up a proper inquisitorial tribunal to address the emerging problem of heresy within our otherwise God-fearing community.

Dear suchmoon, does your sarcasm-shilling paid signature also help explain the concept of satire?

“ELI5” time, for those who just—don’t—get it.  I have just declared that Lauda is the Bitcoin Forum’s Joan of Arc.  Also, I am pointing out that the promulgation of baseless anti-Lauda megathreads and rapid-fire smears is an attempt by Quickseller to create the hysterical atmosphere of a witchcraft trial.  He has already affirmatively declared that his so-called “standard of evidence is the same as what is frequently published in the mainstream media” (translation of Quickseller’s “mainstream media”: scandal-sheet tabloids which carry news about Batboy).

(I have previously noted that Quickseller is the Bitcoin Forum’s Iago.  Here, I separately insinuate that he has delusional fantasies of being a Grand Inquisitor.)

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Yes, I am aware that I am here looping together disparate historical events; and Jeanne d’Arc was burnt at the stake on politically motivated trumped-up charges of heresy, not witchcraft.  However:  (0) Nobody cares about history anyway.  (1) It’s called “literary license”.  —  Apropos hereof, the political motivation was that England was “butthurt” by Joan whipping them bloody on the battlefield; sound familiar?

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Edit—P.S., did you seriously think I might claim my behaviour to be controlled by a magical witchcraft spell?  Have I hereto demonstrated any evidence of psychotic delusions?

This post actually made me lol    

Can we maybe create an event on facebook for the burning of the witch?


If you were just to read this whole thread, you'd know what's this about. He's making fun of some users for bringing up some ridiculous things and also this gem. Whole thread is a wild ride, highly suggesting to give it a read.





You can have my MSPaint skills. Sorry about the picture size.