Topic: [LAUGH&LOSE] 42 | + | You Laugh You Lose | + | 42 Edition | + | Go.... - page 2. (Read 8098 times)

May I have 8 seconds of your time?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4vwxLGH43M
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I like this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z2Z23SAFVA



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thanks!

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http://www.weirdomatic.com/creepy-ads.html

Something there should make you at least smile. Or wonder what is wrong with the human race...

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/q71/s720x720/1503336_10152133880118080_765173913_n.jpg

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http://www.viruscomix.com/page499.html

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC-uOqI2QLc

lol might be funny to see 42 version of that 

Bodhisattva on underground, 8 minutes of laughter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rptMg_GgSBg

 

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Here are some stock standard jokes... Apologies if you are easily offended!!!

1) Fred came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Fred.' Fred was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!' St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.' Fred was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?' 'Not bad,' replied Fred the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!' 'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?''Never,' said Fred. 'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.' He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard....."Fred, wake up! You just shit the bed!"
Getting OLD just ain't what they said it would be!

2) Dave was a doctor who was sleeping with some of his patients. Most of the time the little voice in his head was saying "its ok dave ur young n single and lots of doctors do it" other times the voice would say " for f.cks sake dave ur a vet!

3) I took the wife to a disco at the weekend. There was a guy on the dance floor giving it everything he had; breakdancing, moonwalking, back flips,
the works.
My wife turned to me and said, "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to
me and I turned him down."
I said, "Looks like he's still f.cking celebrating!!

4) My wife's sister knocked me out yesterday. I was so f.cking angry! What sort of a sicko puts chloroform on her dirty knickers??

Mwahahahahaha     

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For something a little different...

Who doesn't love a good video about the humble 'cuttlefish'?

http://devour.com/video/true-facts-about-the-cuttlefish/

Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2rQdgEQsZQ
this is for free, i already got one dent.

It was worth it watching it this far in.

I think the best part is here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcXAPahUWAs&feature=player_detailpage#t=675

lol

http://tinyurl.com/lbt8kro

Thanks!

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karma's a bitch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d12UntwRnrs

A BOWL OF GRAAAVVYYY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0-QnzeNLP4



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A Father and Son Conversation.
Son Asked His Father: “Dad, How Many Kinds Of Boobs Are There?
Surprised Father Answered:
“Well, Son, There Are Three Kinds Of Boobs”
“In Her 20 A Woman’s Are Like Melons, Round And Firm”
“In Her 30 To 40 They Are Like Pears, Still Nice But Hanging A Bit”
“After  50, They Are Like Onions”
Son: “Onions?”
Father: “Yes, You See Them And They Make You Cry”  


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why not 42nd and .st web address 

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I'd have to say following crypto for a year and having nothing... im the joke

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I thought this was funny:

Get Out Of The Car! This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida: An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! GET OUT OF THE CAR!" The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee, and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed. Moral of the story? If you're going to have a senior moment...make it memorable!

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Maybe this will you make you laugh. If you like that back to the future movie. My favorite part was when they went to the future in #2. It sure would be nice to have an alt coin book from the future to use to invest with.   4EbWXJS7nzaBW25cps6xdtdVtQekHr2Hoc

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmett_Brown 

REALLY WTF What kind of f in contest is this.    Hmm make someone that used an old bttf movie pic laugh    I dunno doc    How bout you fire up that time machine and f off outta all this. Wait I know buy those weird nike seakers,  that will make you laugh    4bMXZwNjsLdzTEpxovyhnVPu3tY5Gsb98b