An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day when the German told him, “Englander,your arm is infected with gangrene vee must cut it off.”
The English prisoner said, “Well, okay, but could you drop it over England when you go bombing?”
The German replied, “Ya, that vill not be a problem.”
A few weeks later the German tells the Englishman that they have to cut his other arm off. The Englishman says, “Well, could drop it over England like you did last time?”
“Ya, that vill be done,” says the German.
The next day the German tells him that they have to cut his leg off. Once again the Brit says, “Well, could you do the same as before?”
The German replies, “Vhy, ya.”
The next the German tells him they have to cut his other leg. “Well,” begins the Brit, “could you just...”
The German snapped, “No! We think you are trying to escape!”
I'm an above knee amputee, thought it was cute!
Btw, I thought about being a spokesperson for IHOP, but decided I'd get too tired. Hey, walk a mile in MY shoe!:D
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Topic: [LAUGH&LOSE] 42 | + | You Laugh You Lose | + | 42 Edition | + | Go.... - page 5. (Read 8098 times)
January 18, 2014, 08:16:44 AM
January 18, 2014, 08:14:44 AM
Invested 42 while 1600 btc each now its 350 
biggest joke this year..
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biggest joke this year..4WFv2PgzzW69rc88BtDu3TEu53S1fSMv1i
January 18, 2014, 08:12:54 AM
i'll give it a try :
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
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January 18, 2014, 08:09:24 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb3MHe66GqU
Crazy stuff prank funny
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Crazy stuff prank funny
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January 18, 2014, 08:08:25 AM
Funny because true:
Old Dutch Minister of Finance. Currently leading one of the larger banks of the Netherlands.
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Old Dutch Minister of Finance. Currently leading one of the larger banks of the Netherlands.
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January 18, 2014, 07:52:16 AM
This one is hillarious. Watch it a few times. Hard to notice all the awsome details. Tihitihi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q51L4icPa0s
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q51L4icPa0s
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January 18, 2014, 07:50:39 AM
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I heard a bloke moaning about his divorce. He asked himself some questions.
Q Why did you want a divorce?
A Because I don't like her
Q What are you so unhappy for now she's gone?
A Because she gets the house
After some further thought he said "so I found somebody I don't like and bought her a house. Bloody chump"
I heard a bloke moaning about his divorce. He asked himself some questions.
Q Why did you want a divorce?
A Because I don't like her
Q What are you so unhappy for now she's gone?
A Because she gets the house
After some further thought he said "so I found somebody I don't like and bought her a house. Bloody chump"
January 18, 2014, 07:45:14 AM
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January 18, 2014, 07:30:20 AM
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January 18, 2014, 07:06:47 AM
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DEVIL BABY
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2014/01/watch-this-terrifying-devil-baby-freak-out-good-samaritans/
You gotta laugh, or you're dead inside!!
DEVIL BABY
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2014/01/watch-this-terrifying-devil-baby-freak-out-good-samaritans/
You gotta laugh, or you're dead inside!!
I saw it yesterday
, really well done and funny. January 18, 2014, 07:04:21 AM
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DEVIL BABY
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2014/01/watch-this-terrifying-devil-baby-freak-out-good-samaritans/
You gotta laugh, or you're dead inside!!
DEVIL BABY
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2014/01/watch-this-terrifying-devil-baby-freak-out-good-samaritans/
You gotta laugh, or you're dead inside!!
January 18, 2014, 07:00:01 AM
what part of popeye never gets rusty... the part he sticks in olive oyl
a dog walks into a bar... barman says sorry no dogs allowed... dog walks out
went into macdonalds drive through and when the girl gave me the food she said "sorry about the wait" bless her, i said "thats alright your not that fat"
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a dog walks into a bar... barman says sorry no dogs allowed... dog walks out
went into macdonalds drive through and when the girl gave me the food she said "sorry about the wait" bless her, i said "thats alright your not that fat"
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January 18, 2014, 06:51:57 AM
January 18, 2014, 06:48:26 AM
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January 18, 2014, 06:47:39 AM
Two of my all time favourites, hope you like:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD_9mRu9EhY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc8L-74Ilck
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD_9mRu9EhY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc8L-74Ilck
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January 18, 2014, 06:33:06 AM
January 18, 2014, 06:15:25 AM
Not sure if it makes you laugh hard but to me it works every time! 
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January 18, 2014, 06:09:37 AM
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January 18, 2014, 05:59:19 AM
My boyfriend will say if I show u my booobs for sure u will give me the coins........
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January 18, 2014, 05:54:30 AM
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