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Leroy Fodor: I feel it's a tarp! I may have had coconuts fall on my head, but I didn't have coconuts fall on my head yesterday.
McDonald's: Mr. Leroy Fodor, I've been reading your posts on the Internet...
Leroy: What does all those lies have to do with if I'm trustworthy to operate your cash register?
McDonald's: Actually, I was referring to the USO forums.
Leroy: Oh. That's not me. Wrong cyberpinoy.
McDonald's: Actually, it's the knlgfx user name I was referring to.
Leroy: You don't even want to give me a chance to show you the real me, do you? You're just like all those other rich businesses that won't hire me because they don't know how to run a business. If I had billions of dollars, I would start a franchise and show you how it's done properly. You guys just sit on your asses all day and watch and count your moneys is all you ever do. It's the small guys in the front lines that make your businesses tick. I know because I went to business school and got my degree at Ohio University. That's right, O H I O! I bet you can't even spell Ohio after I just spelt it for you. The bottom line is that you need me more than I need you and that's a true fact, JACK! You get to sit in your fancy office here in the back of McDonald's interviewing me while your minions are dealing with nasty customers. THAT MAKES ME SICK! The only reason I came here for a job in the first place is to help you guys out seeing that you had an ad in the paper looking for help. Hell, I would've even seen that ad if I wasn't done wiping my ass with the newspaper it was in. That's right, I wipe my ass with newspaper because toilet paper is so Goddamn expensive here in the Philippines. I hate this place and I can't wait to sell my StakeMiners Ponzi site so that I can move my family back to Carolina near MOMMY where I can be appreciated.
McDonald's: You still suck MOMMY'S tits?
Leroy: HAHAHA You're just like suchmoon and Bruno twisting my words. You know I didn't say that even though it was implied and may be a true fact, but the bottom line is that you still need me and aliens do exist. I've seen them. I've fed them cigarette butts. Have you done that? NO! Why? Because you don't believe in aliens is why. If you just open your eyes you'll see them everywhere. Hell, you even have one working here. That gal with pink hair eating her boogers. She's one. You want proof? Have you ever seen her wash her hands? I bet not. Why? Because aliens don't bathe. They fear water. Go ahead and make fun of me. Join the crowd. Go ahead and don't hire me. Join the crowd. I don't care. If you don't hire me, I'll just start a scam thread about this McDonald's on the Internet and show the whole world your true nature. I'm sick of peoples like you. SICK!
McDonald's: Well, I'm sad to say that we can't hire you because you're over qualified.
Leroy: Finally, somebody gets it. Thank you, sir.