You can buy bitcoins through coinbase.com or cex.io using your bank account or card. Alternatively you can sell things we might be interested in here on the forums, the best things to sell are things that aren't already being sold. Escrow is a great way to build trust because of the extra people involved in the trade(extra feedback = additional rapour).
You should look into localbitcoins.com and make the trade in person if you would like to remain anonymous.
Your first few trades should either be selling something of value to us or a purchase from someone here on the forum.
Good fortune to you and welcome to bitcointalk.
p.s. we're trying to help you, don't ignore our free advice...
yes, That is my thought. Some guys with newbie ranks usually want to buy bitcoin with paypal so that they will easily make scams and then do disputes with paypal for refunds. Why doesn't this guy want to buy on coinbase or Cex.io??? it's very easy and safe for him