The current content of the excuselist:
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SELECT * FROM `bingo_excuselist`
wordid word type odds
1 it was my first time 1 1
2 i'll never do it again 1 1
3 trying to make friends 1 1
4 i was drunk 1 1
5 i didn't mean to do it 1 1
6 trying to earn a merit 1 1
7 the original account is my alt 1 1
8 it was my [insert family member] 1 1
9 my account was hacked 1 1
10 i'm a good person, really 1 1
11 the penalty should be reduced 1 1
12 feeling lonely 1 1
13 feeling desperate 1 1
14 but bounty campaigns are my job 1 1
15 i never said that 1 1
16 it was a long time ago 1 1
17 i don't remember that 1 1
18 but other people do it! 1 1
19 i'm sorry (that i got caught) 1 1
20 didn't know it was against the rules 1 1
21 i was just trying to help 1 1
22 the rules are unfair 1 1
23 we just had the same toughts 1 1
24 you can't prove it 1 1
25 the rules are only unofficial 1 1
26 mental health isssues 1 1
27 'yes I read the rules' as they proceed to double p... 1 1
28 I bought that Account and it was the Owner before 1 1
29 I outsourced posts 1 1
30 my family member was ill 1 1
31 love made me blind and stupid 1 1
32 I do not understand anything 1 1
33 theymos did it 1 1
34 I just don't remember when I did this shit! 1 1
PR for the Kidnaproot softfork upgrade:
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35 The person who accused me used an alt account 1 1
36 All but “maybe 10%” of the forum is copied and pasted from elsewhere 1 1
37 I provided a mislabelled link to the original at the bottom of my plagiarised post 1 1
38 I buried a link to the original in the middle of a tiny, mislabelled, unexplained list of links at the bottom 1 1
39 The forum rules allow copying and pasting, if I (somehow) give a link to the source 1 1
40 The forum is not academia 1 1
41 “We don’t give a shit what your particular definition of plagiarism is.” 1 1
#36 redoubles #18. At the current rate of original authorship of new excuses, there will be at least a score more before the morrow.
Or perhaps Ratimov and his supporters need their own bingo card.
