I wonder what was considered the weapon, her teeth or the laptop.
Topic: Man wakes up to girlfriend biting off his junk - page 2. (Read 1404 times)
"Amber Ellis was arrested for maiming and assault with a dangerous weapon."
I wonder what was considered the weapon, her teeth or the laptop.
I wonder what was considered the weapon, her teeth or the laptop.
Sounds like she had positioning practice. 
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TULSA - A night out drinking and an argument with his girlfriend nearly cost a Tulsa man his penis.
Officers responded to a Tulsa hospital early Thursday morning where a man claimed his girlfriend attacked him while he slept.
Amber Ellis was arrested for maiming and assault with a dangerous weapon.
According to the police report, the victim said he and his girlfriend were out drinking and began arguing while walking home "about how needy she had become." The couple verbally fought in the apartment until the victim told police Ellis stormed off, slamming the bedroom door.
Police say the victim fell asleep on the couch only to wake up to find Ellis "biting his (penis) off."
The victim told police he fought Ellis off but she hit him in the head with a laptop computer.
Once hospitalized, the victim received several stitches to the base of his penis and was treated for injuries to his head, face, neck, fingers and knee.
Ellis was taken into custody for an interview and ultimately booked into the Tulsa County Jail.
Officers responded to a Tulsa hospital early Thursday morning where a man claimed his girlfriend attacked him while he slept.
Amber Ellis was arrested for maiming and assault with a dangerous weapon.
According to the police report, the victim said he and his girlfriend were out drinking and began arguing while walking home "about how needy she had become." The couple verbally fought in the apartment until the victim told police Ellis stormed off, slamming the bedroom door.
Police say the victim fell asleep on the couch only to wake up to find Ellis "biting his (penis) off."
The victim told police he fought Ellis off but she hit him in the head with a laptop computer.
Once hospitalized, the victim received several stitches to the base of his penis and was treated for injuries to his head, face, neck, fingers and knee.
Ellis was taken into custody for an interview and ultimately booked into the Tulsa County Jail.
http://www.kjrh.com/news/local-news/woman-arrested-for-maiming-after-man-claims-girlfriend-tried-to-bite-his-penis-off
Looks like he lucked out, unlike that one dude who's broad threw acid on his johnson.
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