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legendary
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October 08, 2021, 03:20:27 PM
#21
elaborate ploy to make all the cycling club members isolate together in a single room for an extended period of time.


Isn't that a reference to The Masque of the Red Death by Edgar Allan Poe?

However, I suspect your refuge must be foxier than in Mr.Poe story.

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" THE "Red Death" had long devastated the country. No pestilence had ever been so fatal, or so hideous. Blood was its Avatar and its seal --the redness and the horror of blood. There were sharp pains, and sudden dizziness, and then profuse bleeding at the pores, with dissolution. The scarlet stains upon the body and especially upon the face of the victim, were the pest ban which shut him out from the aid and from the sympathy of his fellow-men. And the whole seizure, progress and termination of the disease, were the incidents of half an hour.

But the Prince Prospero was happy and dauntless and sagacious. When his dominions were half depopulated, he summoned to his presence a thousand hale and light-hearted friends from among the knights and dames of his court, and with these retired to the deep seclusion of one of his castellated abbeys. This was an extensive and magnificent structure, the creation of the prince's own eccentric yet august taste. A strong and lofty wall girdled it in. This wall had gates of iron. The courtiers, having entered, brought furnaces and massy hammers and welded the bolts. They resolved to leave means neither of ingress or egress to the sudden impulses of despair or of frenzy from within. The abbey was amply provisioned. With such precautions the courtiers might bid defiance to contagion. The external world could take care of itself. In the meantime it was folly to grieve, or to think. The prince had provided all the appliances of pleasure. There were buffoons, there were improvisatori, there were ballet-dancers, there were musicians, there was Beauty, there was wine. All these and security were within. Without was the "Red Death..."
legendary
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October 08, 2021, 02:09:41 PM
#20
The whole thing is actually to cover up the fact that Foxpup is the evil mastermind behind BiG pHaRmA and may or may not be directly responsible for COVID, which was actually just an elaborate ploy to make all the cycling club members isolate together in a single room for an extended period of time.

Boy, did it get sweaty in there. Wink

Our building is a fine brick structure with a black door and without windows.  The password for entrance is only given out to a chosen few.
Dude! Shut up already!
member
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October 08, 2021, 12:22:39 PM
#19
We haven't used the WD-40 in a while and have moved on to more....sensual lubricants.

Is it your charms? Cheesy
legendary
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October 08, 2021, 12:16:33 PM
#18
I will not troll by the way,

The details about the camping are already described by Foxpup.  So hope you got an idea of what is merit cycling camping. We aren't out of merit cycling team, it does not matter we are not wearing the avatar, because we are involved in some other camping. So we have no opportunity to wear avatars.  But those are wearing that most probably I think they are getting paid from the Foxpup. I don't know the amount but I think they are getting something. So if you or anyone want to run camping like this you can build your own merit cycling club and yes, of course, we'll cycle merits since we are doing that as well as from the beginning. If you want to join wear avatar, then definitely you have to ask Foxpup.
legendary
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October 08, 2021, 11:54:06 AM
#17
I guess it is used to grease the wheels of bureaucracy?  Wink
This forum is an example of meritocracy, in case you haven't noticed.  We haven't used the WD-40 in a while and have moved on to more....sensual lubricants.  Our building is a fine brick structure with a black door and without windows.  The password for entrance is only given out to a chosen few. 

This is more than I wanted to say, but I felt compelled to.
member
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October 08, 2021, 09:22:12 AM
#16
All started with a wild obsession with WD-40 ... a barrel...



I not sure that wd is stubble for the sexual aspect some refereed above tho.


...if it's not confusing already...

I guess it is used to grease the wheels of bureaucracy?  Wink
legendary
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October 08, 2021, 07:38:43 AM
#15
All started with a wild obsession with WD-40 ... a barrel...



I not sure that wd is stubble for the sexual aspect some refereed above tho.


...if it's not confusing already...
legendary
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October 08, 2021, 06:27:29 AM
#14
That is exactly something what secret society member would say  Tongue
I thought I wrote something a secret society member would write.  Maybe nobody appreciates Chuck Palahniuk anymore or hasn't heard of him, but he's an excellent author.  By the way, I'm the guy in that pic wearing black pants.  I don't know what the rest of those schmucks were thinking the day of that photo shoot.  Bunch of pansies. 

By special invite from the founder, that's all. No gatecrashing.
That's a true fact, and that's all you need to know.  Signing out.
legendary
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October 08, 2021, 06:02:16 AM
#13
I heard some stories that merit cycling club is a top secret society club with members that have some weird weekly rituals and ceremonies, something like skulls and bones, but with cycling merits... deep dark stuff  Cool



It cycles merit obviously. Merit is meant to be cycled BTW, so nothing sinister is going on despite some salty individuals trying to imply otherwise. You don't need to join it, everybody is a member by default.
That is exactly something what secret society member would say  Tongue
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October 08, 2021, 05:20:26 AM
#12
No one knows really but I think its reserved for  the top merited users on the forum so you still have a long way to go.
What does it do and how can I join it?
You should probably talk to Foxpup regarding this (don't think he's hiring tho..)
legendary
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October 08, 2021, 01:09:32 AM
#11
What does it do
It's simply a bi-cycling club 🤔

how can I join it?
By special invite from the founder, that's all. No gatecrashing.
legendary
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October 07, 2021, 06:14:55 PM
#10
It's purely an in-joke about how certain high-ranking users are often falsely accused (usually by shitposters) of sending merits exclusively to each other and not other users (such as said shitposters). Pay it no attention.

(There are also accusations of sexual impropriety, but those accusations aren't always false. Wink)
legendary
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October 07, 2021, 06:00:17 PM
#9
What does it do and how can I join it?

It cycles merit obviously. Merit is meant to be cycled BTW, so nothing sinister is going on despite some salty individuals trying to imply otherwise. You don't need to join it, everybody is a member by default.
copper member
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October 07, 2021, 05:12:26 PM
#8
I think Foxpup will only let people who have tons of merit "join" the "club" (in the top x in terms of merit received). All that is involved is that those who are members are paid to wear an avatar. I am fairly confident no actual merit is exchange.

TBH, the "club" is an example of someone who has way more money than they know what to do with, that gets spent trolling someone who in all likelihood has left the forum.
legendary
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October 07, 2021, 05:05:10 PM
#7
First rule of Merit Cycling Club is, you don't talk about Merit Cycling Club.

Second rule of Merit Cycling Club is, YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT MERIT CYCLING CLUB.

Third rule, if somebody says stop or goes limp, you keep pounding them in the ass.

Fourth rule, only one Fox and its merit-cycling sex toy at a time.

Fifth rule, one merit gang bang at a time, folks.

Six rule, no shirts, no shoes, no lace panties.

Seventh rule, the orgy will go on as long as it has to.

And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first time hearing of the Merit Cycling Club....you're probably not gonna be invited.

*paraphrased from the Fight Club rules*

You conviced me.

Where do I sign?

Do I need to draw anthro red foxes?
My Anthro style is a bit rusty, but I can polish it.
legendary
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October 07, 2021, 04:05:31 PM
#6
It’s just a joke between uber established members. I’m pretty sure Foxpup pays them to display his avatar. For what reason, you’ll have to ask him. Finally I am close to certain that no, you won’t be accepted to join the Merit Cycling Club, OP.
donator
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October 07, 2021, 03:54:56 PM
#5
(in before the third chipmixer signature campaign member!)

Well, it can't be an actual merit cycling club, because that would be against the bitcointalk.org rules that were set in place long ago and that would not be allowed here.

It also can't be trolling, because that would be against the no trolling rules that the administration has been tasked with enforcing and therefore would also not be allowed here.

So in short, your guess is as good as mine.  I can't think of any legitimate reason for a merit cycling club to exist, so the mystery of why it exists and what it set out to accomplish remains without so much as a possible explanation.  It does give people a talking point, which means more posts like this one, more forum views, and more campaign money flowing to those of us spouting nonsense for bits.  So I guess that makes it a good thing.  Huh
copper member
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October 07, 2021, 03:26:51 PM
#4
If you mean the avatar campaign, well, it takes a full member and above rank to get able to join probably because it wears an avatar. While on the otherhand, AFAIK only foxpop decides who can join.
legendary
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October 07, 2021, 03:26:27 PM
#3
First rule of Merit Cycling Club is, you don't talk about Merit Cycling Club.

Second rule of Merit Cycling Club is, YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT MERIT CYCLING CLUB.

Third rule, if somebody says stop or goes limp, you keep pounding them in the ass.

Fourth rule, only one Fox and its merit-cycling sex toy at a time.

Fifth rule, one merit gang bang at a time, folks.

Six rule, no shirts, no shoes, no lace panties.

Seventh rule, the orgy will go on as long as it has to.

And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first time hearing of the Merit Cycling Club....you're probably not gonna be invited.

*paraphrased from the Fight Club rules*
legendary
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October 07, 2021, 03:19:29 PM
#2
What does it do and how can I join it?

Summarily: No one knows.
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