merit game... 50 merit to the most entertaining poster.. - page 4.

mahbuboracle

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Activity: 322

Merit: 11

Quote from: TMAN on March 01, 2018, 04:29:07 AM

so you need to make me laugh.. you can be a new account or a legendary I don't care. This place needs more humor

if you are a 3rd world shitposter I will not merit you
if most of your posts are in a language other than English then this isn't for you
if you call me Sir this isn't for you

I am posting this here as I have searched about and not found many merit worthy posts from people I do not know - so giving some people an opportunity to level up.

lets run this till Sunday, if no one really makes me laugh then I may just spread out 10-30 merits to amusing posters.

anyone begging for merit will be blocked and DT members notified, anyone sending me unsolicited PM's will also be blocked.

GL all

Bitcoin price down, panic sell

Sick but not bloody
More sick than being left behind by lovers Grin

TheHas

full member

Activity: 616

Merit: 167

I asked a hooker if she accepted bitcoin. She told me no because it goes up and down more than she does.

..I'll see myself out.

azvn

member

Activity: 294

Merit: 10

I don't know your topic still open or not but let's try

https://i.imgur.com/wyrhgW6.jpg

Chriske92

jr. member

Activity: 97

Merit: 2

Join The Blockchain Revolution In Logistics

Quote from: TMAN on March 01, 2018, 04:29:07 AM

so you need to make me laugh.. you can be a new account or a legendary I don't care. This place needs more humor

if you are a 3rd world shitposter I will not merit you
if most of your posts are in a language other than English then this isn't for you
if you call me Sir this isn't for you

I am posting this here as I have searched about and not found many merit worthy posts from people I do not know - so giving some people an opportunity to level up.

lets run this till Sunday, if no one really makes me laugh then I may just spread out 10-30 merits to amusing posters.

anyone begging for merit will be blocked and DT members notified, anyone sending me unsolicited PM's will also be blocked.

GL all

HEY BUDDY

I have a very funny video, but it is in Dutch. Don't worry you will laugh about it and still understand half of it :p

So Tom Waes made a song ago 3 years or so ago about conchita wurst and now he made a song about the world cup in Russia.

So our Belgian national team will play in Russia 2018 and the singer (Tom Waes) decided to make a "official team song". In his youtube movie he teaches Russian 101 for beginners

offcourse with alot of mistakes.
But it's funny though, beceause if our national team will lose you will know how to say "2 wodka's please" in Russian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EQEl-zozjc

krogothmanhattan

legendary

Activity: 2520

Merit: 3238

The Stone the masons rejected was the cornerstone.

One GIF Worth a hundred Thousand Words Wink

https://i.imgur.com/kD7hIb7.gif

Mahdirakib

legendary

Activity: 1946

Merit: 1026

In Search of Incredible

Today I was so bored,I saw an ant in my kitchen and I placed few sugar cubes in front of her,she had some and went to tell her friends and I quickly hide the sugar cubes because I wanted them to think she is a liar

TheBeardedBaby

legendary

Activity: 2240

Merit: 3150

₿uy / $ell ..oeleo ;(

A little glimpse of the British humor.
No merit needed, just for fun Wink

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kenellis2017

jr. member

Activity: 252

Merit: 1

giaoduc24h

jr. member

Activity: 154

Merit: 2

Jet Cash

legendary

Activity: 2814

Merit: 2472

https://JetCash.com

I bought this birthday card yesterday.

acmakc12

member

Activity: 504

Merit: 19

Xobro

newbie

Activity: 166

Merit: 0

Guess the country from the photo Roll Eyes

https://pp.userapi.com/c638422/v638422729/4f679/n1U27FwkPYk.jpg

http://cs304913.userapi.com/v304913304/12a3/jqMYKAuL0tY.jpg

Xobro

newbie

Activity: 166

Merit: 0

Guess the country from the photo

https://user32265.clients-cdnnow.ru/originalStorage/2b/ba/0d/7b/2bba0d7b.jpg

https://cdn.fishki.net/upload/post/201403/06/1249234/12887fbc04c25f35f3e5d5c96788d5e1.jpg

https://doseng.org/uploads/posts/2011-07/1311927529_1031.jpg

https://cdn.fishki.net/upload/post/201403/06/1249234/61d69b533df788d274a3b2f92ae65418.jpg

https://cdn.fishki.net/upload/post/201403/06/1249234/678fcc9b3078a2a0a726ad0d7c8990bd.jpg

Xobro

newbie

Activity: 166

Merit: 0

https://doseng.org/uploads/posts/2011-07/1311927549_1020.jpg

yojodojo21

full member

Activity: 420

Merit: 171

The Worst joke I've Ever heard.

("1 merit = 1btc" Price is always right mr. TMAN.)

Don't take it seriously. HAHA

bitmover

legendary

Activity: 2352

Merit: 6089

bitcoindata.science

Let me try!

BTCforJoe

hero member

Activity: 882

Merit: 976

I don't want merit for this, but I'm surprised this joke hasn't been posted here yet:

A boy asked his dad for a Bitcoin for his birthday.

"What?! $8,835? $9,231 is a lot of money. What do you need $10,313 for anyways?"

demonic098

jr. member

Activity: 252

Merit: 2

Ximply for president!!!

Starlord: Where's Gamora!
Tony Stark: I'll do you even better: who is Gamora?
Drax: I'll do you one better: why is Gamora?

I just watched the infinity war and this is so hilarious i just want to share it here Grin

I think we need a joke child board oh and maybe a laughing emoticon hahaha.

mdayonliner

copper member

Activity: 630

Merit: 420

We are Bitcoin!

Don't worry about sending merit for this, I would rather be happy to earn it from a good post. Here I have a cracker for you
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Dad bought a robot hand for son's birthday. The speciality of it is, it can detect lie and slap on your face for the lie.

The family is having their dinner.
====================

Dad: Where were you last evening?
Son: At mates.
Dad: What you guys were up to?
Son: Homework.

The robot slapped the boy.

Son: No, we were watching movie!
Dad: What movie?
Son: F&F

The robot slapped the boy again.

Son: No, Thor: Ragnarok!

The robot slapped the boy again.

Son: No, Wonder Woman!

The robot slapped the boy again.

Son(Silently): Porn Sad

Dad: What the hack! When I was like your age I never thought of it!

The robot slapped the dad now.
Mom(pointing the dad): Great daddy's great son Wink

The robot slapped the mom now. Grin

--Little modified from the original one (I don't know where I first heard/read it)

Steamtyme

legendary

Activity: 1554

Merit: 2037

So I shit think that shit this thread shit is great. shit So many shit great dad shit jokes. I shit will have shit to remember shit them for shit my kids. shit As they shit become age shit appropriate.

Quote from: TMAN on March 01, 2018, 04:29:07 AM

if you are a 3rd world shitposter I will ~~not~~ merit you

maybe? shit Tongue

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